Just a reminder for ya all:
So - An esteemed group of our Founding Fathers - have been up there
in the great Eternal Cosmic Consciousness watching Sarah Palin's
political exploits and now they are having their monthly dinner get
together -and tonight's subject of conversation is Ms. Palin:
John Adams "This woman is a complete fucking moron! -am i right Ben?"
Benjamin Franklin "Fucking scariest shit imaginable
-you know how much i love Democracy but this is what happens when you
let ALL the ignorant assholes participate"
George Washington " I hate to mix in politics guys -as
you know -but this woman hasn't got a fucking clue - she doesn't say
anything but generalities -she's like a Populist Parrot - and ALL those
great women leaders out there to compare her to -can't those rednecks
see through her ignorant rantings and raving?"
Alexander Hamilton "Wow -that's a mouth full from you
George - But hey guys -they let EVERYONE participate in the system now
-and we know full well that roughly thirty percent of the population are
fucking idiots -they just follow whoever makes them feel good about
their preconceived notions -a babble rabble of monumental moronic
proportions."
James Monroe "I'm with you guys on this one - she's
done nothing - she gets her guidance from a Stone Age scripture - never
says anything of any depth or perception -never demonstrates knowledge
of the complicated issues of the day -has no depth or intellectual fiber
or curiosity -she truly IS a fucking jerk!"
John Hancock "It's scary all right -but the timing is
perfect for a schmuck like her with the unemployment and the deficit and
that fucking Tea Party rabble -and a black president -and a Republican
Party on life support culturally.
Thomas Jefferson " Look -it's simple -If John McCain
didn't lend his gravitas to her she'd be home in Wasilla fucking Eskimos
and shooting wolves -and the rednecks would never have discovered her
-AND - You know McCain must have been screwing her - and she can
probably suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!"
John Adams "Well Thomas we don't agree on much but i
think you nailed it right on the head -we all knew when women got the
vote that pussy would enter politics -and some jerks like Palin would
create a stir -but so far most of the female leaders have been dogs who
had to make it with their brains and knowledge and creative energy."
Thomas Jefferson 'So right John -but i have to say
that Nancy Pelosi has brains and all that positive stuff - but boy would
i like to play with her bodacious ta ta's"
George Washington "Jefferson -we all know you would fuck a snake!"
Jefferson "Ha ha ha George -BUT -i wouldn't fuck Sarah Palin even with those legs -She's gotta be a smart snake!"
Those Founding Fathers sure were amazing!
