White Supremacists Have Black Penis Envy -Says Lisa Lampanelli

 THAT"S Supremacy!

"The White hate groups are nothing more than a small dick club" said Lisa Lampanelli who also said   "Iv'e had more black dick in me than the urinals at The Apollo Theatre"

She continued: "Every time a chick looks at one of these fucking wimps naked and says -Geez Elmer/Goober -is that all?  - Uh Uh - I gotta call Leroy right away and beg him to come home! -Well - that's another recruit in their Army of the small dicks  -and so they make up all this small dick macho nazi shit to compensate for their manhood deficiency."

"But what about their hatred for The Jews"  asked the digibandit investigative reporter Elise Mandelbaum?

 I'm Small and Scared

Lampanelli replied: "Well - Elise- i'm sure you know that Jewish men are dynamite pussy eaters and those dickless Aryan's are too repressed to go there -SO  the Jews get all the really hot snatch! -and that leaves only fat ugly chicks for the dickless wonders!"

"Wow" said Mandelbaum -"That explains it for sure! - hey wanna come to my place and i'll show you some real brush eating. -oh -and bring Leroy."