The economy has completely tanked
Wages are totally depressed
Children are neglected
High school dropout rates are over forty five percent
Thirty five percent of children are obese (and adult obesity is at epidemic proportions
Men get laid thirty percent less per month and are sexually frustrated.
Spousal abuse has climbed twenty eight percent.
Divorce rates are over fifty percent -and seventy five percent of all married couples are miserable.
Twenty five percent of all men are now gay -and another thirty percent are thinking about it.
Ten percent of all men now say they would fuck a sheep.
Congratulations!
