Dr.Moishe Pipick - head of world wide marketing for the Sherwin Williams paint company announced today:
"In honor of the whitest man ever to run for President - we have produced a new addition to the popular Sherman Williams "White Category" -- wer'e calling it "McCaine White"
He continued: " If eggshell white is just too white for you - or off white or ivory white - or pearl or even our current whitest white ,which is our famous "Cottontail White" - THEN:"
"McCaine White" - the whitest possible adaptation of the white pigmentation molecule - is the one for you."
"And - like McCaine - it goes with anything!"
Our digibandit manufacturing reporter - Elise Mandelbaum asked Dr. Pipick; -- "How would you describe "McCaine White" in layman's terms to our readers?"
He responded; -- " Think of Casper the friendly ghost!"
Maybe they should think about coming out with "Obama Black?" - a kinda mix of "McCaine White" -- and not quite Black.
