As previously reported:
Dr, Sergio Libowitz - a Swedish neurologist - has developed a way to estimate how many times a woman has had a penis pass between her lips, by analyzing a photograph of her face. ----- Speaking from his mountaintop laboratory in Zermatt today , during a world conference meeting of lip surgeons - he stated: "Using a combination of electron laser spectography and bio-molecular resonance screenings of a digital facial picture- i can detect -within a five percent margin of error how many times a cock has passed between the lips of a woman ----- and soon i will be able to extend my findings to men."
His first disclosure indicated that Hannah Montana had sucked over three hundred cocks - but todays test results show that when it comes to cock sucking "Wow -Paris Hilton makes Hannah look like a rookie!" -said Dr. Libowitz .
"At first we thought we had misinterpreted the data - but after recalibrating our laboratory hardware and software - our results where proven accurate."
He stated; "This woman just may wind up in the cocksucking hall of fame - but then again we are just getting started - and we are eagerly awaiting the analysis of Pope Benedick and Rush Limbaugh."
"We are also beginning to see a relationship between heavy cocksucking and a reduction in cholesterol levels - which means sucking a cock a day may replace the apple"
"A cock a day keeps the cardiologist away"
Lot's more coming on this medical breakthrough!
