A revealing but expected study of Women who are heavy viewers of 'Lifetime" reveals the following:
87% have a Body Mass Index over 140
92% have sex less than once per month
67% have IQ's under 105
78% have cholesterol problems and swollen feet
82% hate their husbands who hate them back
97% believe Mary was a Virgin
69% said they would blow any delivery man who was white
76% said they would like to have anal sex -but without being butt raped by their drunken husbands
88% drink heavily in combination with some prescription medication
98% have never read a book or gone to see their kid's teachers
61% eat at least one pound of Velveeta Cheeses per month
78% are white trash or will be soon
94% of their husbands abuse hookers and hate their dogs
