Nancy Pelosi Say's Hot Sex Is Positive Relief For Congress

House Chairwoman -Nancy Pelosi told digibandit White House Bureau Chief -Elise Mandelbaum:

"Look - these guys are besieged by hot pussy night and day -and with all the pressures that a guy like my friend Max Bauchus is under - especially fighting with those redneck Republicans over health care Reform ---- Who cares about him having a little fun with some hot chick?"

'But Madame Speaker" responded Ms. Mandelbaum "Would you have an affair with a young Congressional employee?"

Pelosi responded; "I should be so lucky - i didn't have these big Jugs of mine fixed so i could fuck some alta cocker in the Senate!"

"But what about your husband?" asked Mandelbaum-to which Pelosi answered:

"Look -My husband is a good looking multi-millionaire -with a big ego -And - he's probably going down on some young bimbo in his limo as we speak"

She went on; "Hey - it will be a very positive sign of women's political evolution when we start hearing about all the young cock they're getting up on Capitol Hill - Why should the old farts have all the fun -and the wonderful emotional release from all the bullshit we go through on a daily basis?"

Mandelbaum responded; 'But what about American's conservative values -and the Religious Right?"

" She concluded - are you kidding me -the biggest whoremasters on earth are those phony bible belters - fuckem all! -They are worthless!"

"I'm with you Madam Chairwoman"

EVERY Great Congressman Fucks Around -Face It!

They have power and money and influence and are married to mostly mature(older) women who they wish would not show up in their bedrooms (however infrequently)

They are surrounded by young hot (smart and exciting) gals who would like nothing more than to give them a great blow job under their desks at a moments notice -regardless of how fat and ugly they are.

Any man with enough drive and intellect and some testosterone left in his gonads will jump on these opportunities.

The ones that won't are not capable of dealing with the other maniacs they have to wrestle

with to help all of US survive.

Or - they are fucking some young male page in the Senate Cloakroom.

Personally i believe their should be a Congressional Harem - kinda like the Roman's had for their gladiators.

So the next time you read about a Max Bauchus humping some chic in his limo - rest assured it's good for all of us!

Who want's a horny Congressman or Senator fighting for our rights as descent folks just trying to make it through the night with our old worn out hags.

They're just doing what we would do in a heartbeat just for pleasure -WITHOUT helping the Country out in the process.

SO - GO MAX GO!

Senator Baucus Reveals Relationship With Woman He Nominated, A.P. Reports

A spokesman for Senator Max Baucus said the Montana Democrat

was in a romantic relationship with the woman he nominated
for U.S. attorney, the Associated Press reports.

It's Ok Max -Just keep fighting for health care reform -AND - Keep It Up!