"Jeb has turned into a fcking moron like his Bible Belting brother!" said Barbara Bush to her best friend Muriel Waspkirk at The Kennebunckport Country Club.
Mildred Snatcher a reporter for The Moosehead Times was having lunch with a prominent local when she over heard the disparaging remarks about Jeb and George.
She said; 'Barbara was really fired up about the news that Jeb was relying on George for his Middle East policy expertise."
I also heard her distinctly say; "That's like asking a pedophile to babysit for your young daughter -or to be more clear Priscilla ( her lunch companion) It's like asking a serial murderer to help you with anger control issues!"
I heard her sum up; "You know Mildred, forgive me for these crazy metaphors, but YOU know George is a fcking moron! -And now Jeb has demostrated what a schmuck he is too!"
