He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"
"Another amazing finding is that when put through behavioral analysis like -you know -the ones that showed how Chimps will keep pushing the lever for Cocaine instead of food -these "Price is Right" freakos preferred shopping and bling titillation more than life ITSELF!"
"Well Doctor,"asked one of the Institute's Scientists -what are your recommendations ?"
Dr. Pipick replied " Watch them closely! - Neuter them all! - and consider Euthanasia!
