Dr.Moishe Pipick. -- Minister of The Israeli Experimental Defense
Agency -- responded to a leaked and classified initiative by his agency
to stop the out of control birth rate in the Arab world:
"I
will say this -- does the world need more suicide bombers? -- does the
world need more illiterate and abused and brainwashed children? - Does
the world need more children who will become dysfunctional; -- and
become totally ignorant and angry and hopeless death worshiping adults?
--Does the world need more people who will destroy civilization?
He
continued; "They are breeding like rats - at a time when the civilized
societies of the world are placing a higher priority on having fewer
children -- but children with the potential to lead more enlightened and
vital lives and to achieve some measure of clarity calm and comfort,
self fulfillment and happiness."
"So -- yes - said Dr.
Pipick - it is true!" He said; "We are putting a contraception chemical
in the water supplies of some Arab countries -- and so now - when - they
force their dirty Arab Muslim extremist schlongers into their screaming
women -- and when they knock these pitifull enslaved wives to the
ground -- rip off their Burkah's - and shtup their brains out -- they will be shooting blanks!"
Asked
about world reaction to this arbitrary and questionable activity Dr.
Pipick responded; "Look,these people are animals -- they have no respect
for sensitive and caring parenting. They knock out children like bugs
with no regard for their health, welfare or education --enormous growing
populations of neglected children, and none of their leaders cry out
against the sickening conditions:
And the Mullahs fill
the youngsters with venom and hatred --they can't even read or write --
they memorize verses in the Koran they don't understand -- and by ten
years old they are ready to don suicide belts -- zombies manufactured by
evil priests who worship death -- it's right out of a horror movie --
except it's real!"
He went on;"And now that the cat is
out of the bag you should know that while we are trying to control the
human assembly line production of future Arab fanatics -- we are
artificially enhancing the birth potential of our own people --and in an
ironic twist -- the people's of northern Europe including Germany -
through their lakes,rivers and reservoirs.
"We felt the
world did not need any more French than is absolutely necessary and the
UK is just fine the way it is.(we are also considering putting birth
control agents in all the USA red states )
However
-- i'm sure the world would agree with our plan to stop the explosive
breeding in most African countries (if you want to stretch your
imagination and call them countries) -- the problem is that their
testosterone levels are so high it's very difficult --and their water
is so polluted it weakens the birth control agent.
The world will be angry with Israel won't it retaliate?" --said the bandit Israeli bureau chief --Elise Mandelbaum.
Dr.Pipick
replied; " Sure --but the world is always pissed off at the Jews
anyway.- I ask the world -- do you want a bright future for your
children -- or do you want Apocalypse Now and a remake of the Road
Warrior -- for real?"