"He was just dying for some great head -and i denied him"
"Was he getting it from his girlfriend" Asked Mandelbaum.
"Oh yes -he told me she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"
"Why didn't you step up to the plate -so to speak?" asked Mandelbaum.
"Well his thing was so big and black - it just looks like some kinda snake and it scared me!"
Mrs. Woods went on;"But in Oral Boot Camp they teach you how to deal with these things
"I'm going to the same one that Hillary Clinton graduated from - and she said it saved her marriage - and Bill doesn't cheat around anymore-BUT she graduated at the HEAD of her class
"I hope i can do well and i'm gonna suck my heart out tryin!"
"Best of luck" said Mandelbaum "Just keep your head down and do your best"
