"I always thought he was so smart and so cute" said Giselle "He looks like porky pig -and when i was a kid on the farm in Germany we had a lot of pigs - and i remember my father would drink too much shnaptze and beer and he was always trying to fuck them."
"My momma would yell!" - Heinrich! - Stop trying to fuck the pigs! -it's not a good lesson for the kinder!"
Giselle continued;" But i always had a fondness for guys that looked like pigs after those childhood experiences - and this newt Gingrich! -Oh mine gott -he's a REAL pig!"
"Anyway i met him at a dinner reunion for Third Reich alumni and we went to his hotel suite -And when i took my top off - he blew his cookies (as you say in America?) - And then i tried to get his little piggy wiggly going again - but no success"
"He was very drunk and he was crying - "Oh my fuhrer why can't you be with us now - we need you so much - the schvartzeh is screwing it all up"
Giselle concluded; "I think the poor porker is very upset about all the things President Obama is achieving and how much everyone loves and admires him"
"And me too! -But i wouldn't fuck him because he's too handsome - but definitely i would fuck Hillary!"
