Jesus
who has not returned to heaven since his fling with Anna Nicole
Smith,after her death from electrical shock due to a short in her
powerful vibrator; and who has been seen partying with a variety of hot
chicks,both dead and alive -- has decided to ignore his Father's demands
to return to Heaven on the anniversary of his resurrection.
Jesus
said,"I'm more interested in erection than resurrection right now!" He
was overheard talking with a bartender in Malibu; " I was cooped up with
God for so long without any pussy that i just went nuts -- when Anna
died i decided to jump her,and now all i can think about is making up
for lost time -- the simple truth is that Jesus is a party animal!"
"I
plan on spending Easter with Anna and Marilyn Monroe and maybe Angie
Dickinson and maybe Paris Hilton --the great thing about being Jesus is
that i get to fuck all the pussy i want --dead or alive."
He
concluded,"Anyway ,it's gonna be a great Easter -- as Anna always says
-- "Jesus, you give new meaning to bringing back the dead ." -- And as
for my Father -- if he didn't hog all the pussy for himself and his
disciples -- i wouldn't have turned into a wild cunt man."
