BECAUSE:
She has less policy and managerial experience than your average Walmart store manager!
Being rabidly pro-life she instantly pisses off 85% of American women.
She's pushing for expanded drilling in Alaska - and for a new pipeline to carry the carbon.(duh)
And if Casper keels over - the nuclear codes get turned over to a fiercely religious redneck soccer mom from the Alaskan boonies.
Should be quite comforting to our Allies and the Muslim nutcases?
But - But - But -- like Cindy McCaine -she is an ex beauty queen - AND:
She can probably suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
