"This will be the world's most fantastic Reality Program!" -Said Mike Schlocker,Fox TV President at a press conference in Santiago Chile today standing beside six of the 'Untrapped' miners - who will be the prizes in the new Reality Series.
He announced: "Women will compete to be chosen by these brave (and very horny -heh heh) Chilean heroes."
He went on; "The six finalists will get to have sex with all three of the miners over the course of a weekend in a luxurious Island Resort off the Chilean Coast --AND -get this!"
He proclaimed with great fanfaire -"The Miners will then vote on who was the "mas bueno lascivio mucho pusseo" -which means "hottest piece of melted pussy" in Chilean mountain dialect"
He concluded; "The winner will receive one million Chilean pesos (fifteen thousand US dollars)and a Llama -and gets to keep the baby if she becomes pregnant"
What do the Miners get?" asked Elise Mandelbaum from The Hollywood Reporter.
Schlocker replied with a lascivious twinkle in his eyes "Mas bueno lascivio mucho pusseo"
Fox TV does it again!
