Sunday, April 04, 2010
Now that the Shroud of Turin has been converted into a 3D accurate image of Jesus Christ - a national poll by The Pew Research foundation has revealed that an overwhelming majority of women and a significant percentage of men would have sex with him.
Moishe Pipick - head of Psychological analysis for the foundation said today:
"This proves conclusively that Jesus' message was mostly about his amazing sex appeal and not love and justice"
"Furthermore" he said; "Now we know why his message of social justice has gone mostly ignored"
"Why?" asked digibandit Biblical reporter Elise Mandelbaum"
Dr. Pipick responded; "Because most women and gay men could give a fuck about love and equality -they just want to get laid!"
Elise said; "He sure was one hot dude!"
