Meyer Goldfat,Coulter's high school sweetheart said: "The reason she's
turned into such a vicious sour apple and man hating cunt, is that she
has not been laid since we broke up in i982!"
"I only srewed her
once after the senior high graduation party -- she was wasted on booze
and vi-codeine and actually she looked so ugly naked that i just rolled
her over and stuck it up her corn hole", said Goldfat.
She is
really frustrated, and all the cool guys in college she wanted to fuck
just made fun of her. (her nickname was "Annie rottencrotch") Most of
them were idealistic and liberal and that's the reason she hates
Democrats with such a passion."
He continued;"One guy in
particular, who she was really hot for, looked like a clone of
presidential candidate John Edwards; and he was really brutal in his
rejection -- he would put poems all over "Annie smelly rotten crotch
-- kicks the ugly up a notch,"
So, said Goldblatt, "You can see
why she hates The Democrats!" He added, "I kind of feel sorry for her,
but the truth is she was a rotton vicious cunt even as a child -- she
was a ball breaker in kindergarten -- just a natural born cunt!"