Paul Ryan Lied about his Marathon Time -That's a Real Asshole for ya

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/03/opinion/krugman-rosie-ruiz-republicans.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=edit_th_20120903

 i was only an hour off

it's all here folks - if you don't read this your fucking yourselves!

Clint Eastwood says he Shit his Pants - And It Confused Him

Clint Eastwood blamed his erratic alzeimersesque presentation on behalf of the GOP - on incontinence!

"I shit my pants shortly after appearing on stage and everything went down hill from there" -he said at a press conference in Carmel,CA early this morning.

He went on ;"My wife told me to wer my diapers but with the alzeimers and all it skipped my mind."

He said: "Those fucking assholes at team Romney also kinda pissed me off with their Mormon pansy way of doin things in general and that fucking troll Paul Ryan kept suckin around like some kinda creepy troll!"

Clint concluded: "Now that i think about it maybe the whole damn country should shit on these fuckin GOP morons  - OH and Michelle Bachman needs deodorant bad -oh -and Newt Gingriches wife is definitely not human -trust me on that one.."

Top 100 Celebrities Enjoying Anal Sex On Labor Day

1. Tom Cruise
2. Rolling Stones
3. Oprah Winfrey
4. U2
5. Tiger Woods
6. Steven Spielberg
7. Howard Stern
8. 50 Cent
9. Cast of The Sopranos
10. Dan Brown
11. Bruce Springsteen
12. Donald Trump
13. Muhammad Ali
14. Paul McCartney
15. George Lucas
16. Elton John
17. David Letterman
18. Phil Mickelson
19. J.K. Rowling
20. Brad Pitt
21. Peter Jackson
22. Dr. Phil McGraw
23. Jay Leno
24. Celine Dion
25. Kobe Bryant
26. Michael Jordan
27. Johnny Depp
28. Jerry Seinfeld
29. Simon Cowell
30. Michael Schumacher
31. Tom Hanks
32. Rush Limbaugh
33. Denzel Washington
34. Cast of Desperate
Housewives
35. Jennifer Aniston
35. Angelina Jolie
37. The Olsen Twins
38. Nicole Kidman
39. The Eagles
40. Rod Stewart
41. Shaquille O'Neal
42. Jerry Bruckheimer
43. David Beckham
44. Jessica Simpson
45. Andrew Lloyd Webber
46. LeBron James
47. Neil Diamond
48. Alex Rodriguez
49. Will Smith
50. Dick Wolf
51. Dave Matthews Band
52. Tom Brady
53. Ronaldinho
54. Jodie Foster
55. Ray Romano
56. Paris Hilton
57. Adam Sandler
58. Derek Jeter
59. Jennifer Lopez
60. Rick Warren
61. Scarlett Johansson
62. Katie Couric
63. Maria Sharapova
64. Valentino Rossi
65. Halle Berry
66. James Patterson
67. Leonardo DiCaprio
68. Kiefer Sutherland
69. Jim Carrey
70. Cameron Diaz
71. Gisele Bundchen
72. Renee Zellweger
73. Carson Palmer
74. Michelle Wie
75. Reese Witherspoon
76. Bill O'Reilly
77. Kate Moss
78. Diane Sawyer
79. Sean (Diddy) Combs
80. John Grisham
81. Rachael Ray
82. Dave Chappelle
83. Larry the Cable Guy
84. Tyra Banks
85. George Lopez
86. Regis Philbin
87. Serena Williams
88. Ryan Seacrest
89. Wolfgang Puck
90. Venus Williams
91. Annika Sorenstam
92. Matthew Broderick/
Nathan Lane
93. Mel Brooks
94. Emeril Lagasse
95. Nicole Richie
96. Heidi Klum
97. Mario Batali
98. Eric Idle/
Mike Nichols
99. Adriana Lima
100. Ty Penningto