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The Snout Brothers -Gun fanatics |
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"Well that's just a bunch of liberal crapola what them Jews and Fags and Niggers say about too many guns!" said Clem Snout the NRA president"
He
continued, "The more firepower in the hands of white American's the
better - and i mean even kinda weirdy WHITE Americans! -- If a few
folks get nailed along the way well that's just like my Momma used to to
say:
"Clem -if you wanna make an Omelete you gotta break a few eggs"
Mr.
Snout continued" "Matter of fact we need WHITE America to wake the
fuck up and start investing in REAL firepower because when the Jews and
Africans and Mexy's and homo's start swarmin all over us it's gonna take
some Howitzers to set em back on their asses"
"It's like Sarah Palin
always says -"Don't retreat --RELOAD!" said Stout "AND i don't see
nothin in the Constitution says a white American caint own a Howitzer or
even a flame thrower -or mount a set of quad fifties on his pickup
truck"
"Next year the NRA will seek legislation to REQUIRE every
White man (non Jews and NO Homos)) to carry a gun at all times except when
he's humpin his old lady and then she has to have one handy and keep one
eye peeled for trouble"
"Vigilance is the answer" concluded President Snout -"You all just read this kikey propoganda from the wimpy NY Times!"
"What is the matter with us? Are we really helpless in the face of the astounding toll that guns take on this society?
More
than 30,000 people die from gunfire every year. Another 66,000 or so
are wounded, which means that nearly 100,000 men, women and children are
shot in the United States annually. Have we really become so impotent
as a society, so pathetically fearful in the face of the extremists,
that we can’t even take the most modest of steps to begin curbing this
horror?
Where is the leadership? We know who’s on the side of the gun crazies. Where is the leadership on the side of sanity?
For
starters, assault weapons should be banned. Their raison d’ĂȘtre is to
kill the maximum number of people — people, not animals — in the
shortest amount of time"