Lifetime Announces "My Pussy is Way Too Big and Hairy"

 save a tree -eat a HAIRY Beaver

Lifetime - The network for female morons has announced it's first game show with 'My Pussy is Way too Big and Hairy" where women who qualify will be involved in a before and after contest where excercizes and shaving reconfigure the winner's pussy into a tighter and more comley beaver.

Male judges will all be professional comics who will provide running commentary with the action.

VP Programming Shirley heimovitz said: "this is another breakthrough in the way Lifetime provides it's huge female audience with programming that is entertaining and relevent to their hectic lives"