7 year old Mary Lemply looks up from her book and asks her Mom Clara “Why is the sky blue momma?”
“Well honey -The sky is sooooo blue because of the way we been a treatin the Earth and So many hurtin folks and our fellow flora and fauna all hereabouts.
Lennard Lemply - The father and husband! -Looks up from his recliner -Stares -Puts down his issue of ‘Gun and Ammo’ -Turns down Fox News and exclaims:
“ I know someone whose a gonna be black AND blue if she keeps a spoutin libtard bullshit to my children!”
He rants on “The sky becomes blue everytime i gotta chance to go fishin and huntin with the guys and cain’t because i gotta do some shit doins to keep this family afloat -It’s what the libtards call ironing or irony or sum sech shit!”
Nine year old Clem Lempy looks up from his school science book - “
No Dad! - “As the white light from the Sun enters Earth’s atmosphere, much of the red, yellow, and green wavelengths of light (mixed together and still nearly white) pass straight through the atmosphere to our eyes. The blue and violet waves, however, are just the right size to hit and bounce off of the molecules of gas in the atmosphere. This causes the blue and violet waves to be separated from the rest of the light and become scattered in every direction for all to see. The other wavelengths stick together as a group, and therefore remain white.”
Lennard rises up from his chair -Grabs Clem’s science book and wacks him on the head with it -Then throws it into the roaring fireplace!
“ Godamm if you ain’t turning into some kind of trans gender ass lickin socialist - like all them darkies and homos down in Atlanta!”
Lennard is screaming at him now as Clem begins to sob hysterically.
Clara tries to protect her son but is thrown down on the floor.
Lennard “ This is all YOUR fault Clara AND tomorrow you goin down to that school with your future fagotty son and tell em to ban those god denyin Science Books AND makes sure he gets signed up for Football!
He looks around as he hears his young daughter June on the phone:
“Yes Sir - We live at 2657 Squankum Rd -Three blocks on the right from the Bowling Alley and Strip Club -Big Confederate flag and Trump sign in front. -Come fast my dad has a gun and he’s gonna kill us all!”
She’s holding Lennard’s 12 gauge under her arm.
Boom!
911 operator “What was that?”
June “Please hurry my father just kilt hisself! -Blew his head right off!”
