The celebrity cast of FOX's upcoming dating show The Choice Celebrity Cornhole
was revealed yesterday.
The Celebrities will watch as a cadre of famous
bachelors and bachelorettes audition attractive non-famous singles while they are
sitting in spinning chairs with their asses up in the air. Best asses are Cornholed and the "Cornees" have to sing while being Cornholed.
Five of the episodes will feature male
celebrities while one episode will highlight female celebrities. The
male celebrities include Pauly D, Tyson Beckford, Joe Jonas, Dean Cain,
Rob Kardashian, Rocco DiSpirito, Warren
Sapp, Finesse Mitchell, Romeo, Jeremy Bloom, Jason Cook, Michael
Catherwood, Seth Wescott, Parker Young, Ndamukong Suh, Dr. Robert
Nettles, Taylor Hicks, Mike Sorrentino, Rob Gronkowski and Steven Lopez
while.
Mike (the Midget) Darnell, Fox creative Wizard said today at The Beverly Hills Hotel "My young creative team wanted to name the program "Choice Butt Humpers" and they said Cornhole is an ancient name for butthole and the audience wouldn't get it -but i prevailed as always -ha ha -they WILL get it with the first Corhole"
The female celebrities all armed with Dildos for their alternative style of cornholing execution are Carmen Electra, Hope Dworaczyk, Rima
Fakih and Sophie Monk. The Choice is hosted by Cat Deeley and premieres
on June 7, paired with FOX's other new dating series Take Me Out.