Fox Television president Herb Schlockwinder announced today:
'Hey we know a great reality opportunity when we see one and this "Balloon Boy" family has got it all!"
He continued: "I mean they are dysfunctional (in a sweet way) - totally sociopathic - and are convinced that kids were put on earth to be exploited - I mean -It's ALL there!"
Digibandit Hollywood reporter Elise Mandelbaum asked Schlockwinder "What's the show about?"
"Heh! Heh! Heh!" said Schlockwinder -"Hey Elise -you are one pushy Jew! -You know i can't give that away! "But i will say you're looking great today (overheard wispering "Great Tits" to his assistant) -AND - the show will be kinda like 'The Osbournes" meets The Balloon Boy Family"
"Thanks Herb - and their perfect - and i would rather have a leper touch them than you!"
"BBBBBBBBut Elise c'mon -hey come back here (overheard saying "What a tight Jewy Ass") -I'll give you a scoop!" - says Schlockwinder.
Fox IS Reality!
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