How about if we agree to burn one hundred copies of the Old Testament - 200 American flags AND:
Drop 1,000 cases of Charmin Ultra Wipes over Kabul which should alleviate the real source of pain and suffering for most Muslims over there -the necessity to wipe their asses with their sandy hands which is not only painful but since they eat with their hands -a source of constant Diarreah.
That should stop them from killing folks due to the accidental burning of some Korans --OH!
We could also send them some comic books - since they mostly can't read maybe they would find that fun?
Does The Koran have pictures?
