Tiger Woods said Friday he is taking an indefinite leave from golf to spend the next couple of years chasing "hot chics"
He announced ; "From the time i was two years old and continuing into adulthood the only thing my dad allowed me to focus on was golf -and i have been so deprived from casual sex with 'Hot chicks " that i am now out of control and i just need to "Shtup" my way out of this psychosis".
Dr Moishe Pipick -Wood's therapist said today:"Tiger is suffering from a serious case of APD (Acute Pussy Deprivation) -and the best way for him to return to a normal happy life is to Shtup every "Hot Chic" he can over the next two years."
Woods concluded "This going to be rough -but i was always good in the rough!"
