COOS BAY, OR (KPTV) -
An Oregon man trying to Cornhole his
700-pound hogs was eaten by the animals Thursday, and sheriff's deputies
are trying to determine what went wrong.
Terry Garner, who lived near the rural town of Riverton in southern Oregon, went to Cornhole the animals on his farm at 7:30 a.m.
When
he wasn't seen for several hours, a family member went to look for him,
and found Garner's dentures on the ground in front of the hog
enclosure, which housed several of the animals.
While
searching the hog enclosure, the family member found Garner's body in
several pieces, with a majority of it consumed by the hogs, the district
attorney said.
District
Attorney Paul Frasier said there are a number of possible scenarios,
including one in which Garner - like most of his redneck neighbors regularly Cornholed his Hogs made one of them jealous.Another possible
scenario is that Garner's wife might have aggravated the scenario. age and health,
The hogs were able to
knock him down and kill him. Frasier said there have been reports that
at least one of the hogs had been aggressive toward Garner in the past.
A
forensic pathologist examined what little was left of Garner's body
over the weekend, but was not able to identify the cause or manner of
death.
For now,
Garner's cause of death is listed as undetermined, and his remains will
be further examined by a forensic anthropologist at the University of
Oregon.
Monday, October 01, 2012
Drew Carey Wants To Die - "I Have Become The King of Morons!"
Drew Wants toDie
We Love Ya King Carey |
"Everyday i look at these screaming fucking morons going apeshit over crap and i wants toant to go back to my dressing room and shoot myself!"
"I used to be a funny guy with self respect but i was seduced by all this money and never realized I would become "The Moron King"
"Please -won't someone release me from these fucking morons screaming and yelling over crap"
"Bob Barker told me i would love the fame and power and all folks - BUT now i know he was the biggest fucking moron of them all :
"Until me!" W
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