"She's gone home," Obama said as tens of thousands of rowdy supporters at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte grew silent in an evening drizzle.
But he was wrong!
One hour after dying peacefully in her bed in Hawaai - Madelyn Payne Dunham was seen campaigning for her grandson in both Ohio and Florida - two key swing states which would lock the election up for Obama.
In reaction to this startling resurrection sarah Palin ran into a church in Canton, Ohio where she had just delivered a speech calling Obama a Muslim terrorist - dropped down before Jesus Christ - and began weeping hysterically:
"Forgive me father for i have sinned - and in the few hours left in this campaign - i am throwing my full support behind your new son and Savior - Lord Obama -- Amen!"
Reached in Florida at a nursing home where he had just called Obama a Communist and a fake negroe who would lead the country into chaos and depravity John (Casper) McCaine said:
"This is total bullshit - but if i'm wrong -i'm definitely fucked!"
And hearing of the resurrection of his beloved Grandmom - Obama said:
" She promised me she would rise back up and help me win the election - and i never doubted her for a moment!"
We from Musciobsession would like to extend our deepest sympathy for Sen. Obama.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless her Heart.