Price is Right Viewers are Brain Damaged says New Study

"The ONLY question we have is - whether ONLY brain damaged people watch it - OR -the show causes it?" said Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of The Worldwide Neurological Center in Berne, Switzerland.


He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"

"Another amazing finding is that when put through behavioral analysis like -you know -the ones that showed how Chimps will keep pushing the lever for Cocaine instead of food -these "Price is Right" freakos preferred shopping and bling titillation  way MORE than sex and the majority had sex less than once a year !

Also -these viewers are huge! With average BMI's exceeding the obesity norm by 60%!   OH -AND they are 45 IQ points lower than the average!


"Well Doctor,"asked one of the Institute's Scientists -what are your recommendations ?"


Dr. Pipick replied  "  Watch them closely!  - Neuter them all!  - and consider Euthanasia!