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| Average Iowa Porkers |
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| Melissa Nelson by comparison |
In the "WTF" news of the week, the Iowa State Supreme Court upheld a ruling that dental assistant Melissa Nelson could be legally terminated because her boss found her irresistible.
James Knight, the dentist Nelson had worked alongside for a decade, concedes he made comments to Melissa indicating she would notice a bulge in his pants if her clothing became too revealing. He also sent her a text message asking how often she experiences orgasm.
Yet, Nelson is the one who got fired. What?
It's simple! -one douchebag of a sexually repressed Christian Redneck Dentist -8 Iowa Porky Pig judges with Porky Pig Doggy wives AND one kinda hot dental assistant (by Porky Pig Iowan comparisons) - AND so of course dental assistant Melissa Nelson gets shafted! -It's pitiful! But just think of all those porky dog women who never get the good job because the guy boss wants a hotty on his team.
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| Miss Iowa and sister 2011 |
Look -The Supremo Court will over turn this based on gender bias and in the meantime there will be a rash of women porky piggy firings based on the issue of "Hey -I can no longer concentrate on running this place with piggy women runnin all around!"
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| Iowa Supreme Court Justices -Mel and Clem Stubbs |
SO just sit back and enjoy the spectacle of the Christian Right in moronic Motion
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