The Onion WITH Balls

http://digibandito.com/onions-with-balls.html

Vladimer Putin Must Have Been Raped When In KBG -Boycott NBC and Russian Vodka!

 i hate ALL faggots

Russia's new anti-gay legislation, which includes a law allowing authorities to detain tourists or foreign nationals who are gay or pro-gay, casts a cloud on NBC's coverage of the 2014 Winter Games in Sochi. 

While the International Olympic Committee said that they have "received assurances from the highest level of the government in Russia that the legislation will not affect those attending or taking part in the Games," the increasingly loud condemnations of Russia's laws has human rights activists urging NBC to take action. 

 Mommy Why can't we go to Russia?

Chad Griffin, president of the Human Rights Campaign, sent a letter to NBCUniversal CEO Stephen Burke urging the company "to expose this inhumane and unjust law to the millions of American viewers who will tune in to watch the Games."

 half the Russian Army is queer and ALL their Priests

Carlos Danger For NYC Mayor - Frisky Spitzer for Controller - The Deviant Party

The Reporter said that it had spoken with a woman, whom it did not name, who provided copies of her communications 

with a man who was apparently Mr. Weiner AKA "Carlos Danger" on The Web. 

The man engaged in explicit discussions of sexual acts he said he fantasized about performing with her, and sent her a picture of his penis; she told him, “Your health care rants were a huge turn-on.” The woman, 22 at the time, alleged that Mr. Weiner offered her an apartment, and proposed that he visit her. 

 Ted Supports The Deviants

 

 

Only In New York!

Pope Francis Will Be Sodomized To Protest Child Rape By Priests

In a shocking revelation the Pope has announced that he will allow himself to be sodomized by a Priest to protest what he called:

"A catholic clergy that is overrun with priests who enjoy fucking children!"

He went on; "and any priest at whatever level of authority that is implicit in this crime of all crimes will be sodomized and castrated -henceforth"

Fox News Announces - Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher To Anchor Prime Time Hour

Fox News president Roger (fatty Arbuckle) Ailes said today: " The Butta fuoco/Fisher News Hour will be a natural addition to our lineup and enhances our ongoing commitment to provide both fast breaking and in depth news - commentary and analysis for our primary demographic - Redneck Christian Morons."

 i am not fucking Amy says Roger Ailes

Elliot Spitzer likes High priced Hookers - Who Doesn't?

Elliot and doggy wife

 

 i'm here Elliot

The most sexual and gorgeous woman you have ever dreamed about arrives at your home -- she performs sex acts that will make your wife or girl friend forever seem like sleeping with Rush Limbaugh - and here's the best part:

SHE LEAVES!

So - let's get real about all this flap with Eliot Spitzer - it doesn't mean a fucking thing except he had the desire and the money and an ugly nagging wife.

 

ps at least he's not a fucking deviat like Weiner

"The Golden Stool" -The Onion WITH Balls -what Christ REALLY said

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Golden-Stool/157970981028939?ref=hl

what Christ really said:

"do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are NOT full of bullshit"

NYC Bar Special - A Spritzer - A Weiner -One Hooker -One Porno DVD - $250

Only in NYC would  two Disgraced Deviant Jews  have the Chutzpah to show their faces in public again - let alone run for public office again -OH - AND have a shot at being elected!

 how else are these ugly jews gonna get their rocks off -you ever see their wives- oye vey!

Lesbian Love Making Misread by NSA -Homeland Security Arrests Lesbo Couple in Humboldt, CA.

Esther and Miriam Applebaum - two married lesbians in Humboldt, CA. were having a nice quiet night of lovemaking when they heard the whirring of a Helicoptor and about 5 minutes later armed personnel of the Homeland Security Forces had them both handcuffed to a radiator in their bedroom because the NSA heard the following audio exchange from their computers in Nevada:

"Oh Oh that's so good Miriam -oh oh that is so perfect --NOW Miriam! Now! - Give it to me - - ok ok i am ready

Give Me The Rocket booster -NOW!!!"

"At that moment we heard a loud buzzing noise" said NSA technician Omar Farid and then; 

"Oh yes! -YE-ESS! - i am LAUNCHED!! -OH my God Esther!!!"

 what are you guys doing here?

"And that's when we sent in Homeland Security not knowing that it was just Miriam inserting a Dildo into Esther's bung hole -We thought it was a rocket launcher attack on The Humboldt national Guard Command Center."

Moishe Pipick head of strategic coordination between NSA and HLS said; "We are very sorry for this mistaken intrusion ( hehheh) and we have offered the gals an all expense paid weekend in las Vegas"

Louis Mandelbaum of Mandelbaum -Schwartz - Goldstein - Meyrowitz and Goldenberg Attorneys at law said;

"These lesbos will be millionaires when we are through!"

Johnny Depp and Paula Deen In "Amos n Andy" for Disney Pix - FOR black History Month

 Johnny Depp wil play Andy

http://digibandito.com/1/post/2013/07/amos-n-andystarring-johnny-depp-and-paula-deen-for-disney-pix.html

 Paula Deen will play Kingfish

 maybe now them Jews in NY will take me back

 YES'M MISSA PAULA WE NIGGAS SHO DO PRECIATE YOU HELPIN US

"The Lone Ranger Vampire Hunter" with Tonto The Zombie

THAT version might have worked BUT Jerry Bruckheimer is way to old to understand the dementia going on inside GenY's heads -let alone the kids who will watch animation even if told their parents will not be home tonight because they were killed on the Freeway just hours earlier - "Oh that's so sad but we're still going to see 'Expendables 2" - aren't we grandma?"

 i guess i'm too old

I mean asking Bruckheimer to come up with cutting edge cinema for todays loony youth is like asking ME to design condoms for gay men - speaking of which -"Brokeback Lone Ranger" where The Lone Ranger cornholes Tonto in a hay stack would have been a box office smash!

OR even something funny like The Lone Ranger and Tonto starring Will Ferrel as a cross dressing  Ranger and Seth Grodin as an autistic Tonto and with Scarlett Johannsen as a nymphomaniac Medicine Women and Johnny Depp as a demented Preacher who cornholes barn animals. (shortage of Altar Boys back then)

  historic clunker

Firefighters Should Not Burn to Save Rich Folks Homes

 

 

 comment to article below - "As someone who fought forest fires in British Columbia for five years, I have to say that this sort of tragedy would never happen in Canada. We always worked with the utmost caution: no one should ever die to save trees and homes. The sort-of gung-ho militarized nature of US firefighting is unnecessary and ultimately dangerous."

 

 READ THIS - http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/04/new-west-old-story/?hp

 

 After the Big Burn of 1910, which consumed three million acres in a weekend, the Forest Service became the fire service — a protector of woods and cabins rather than a mere steward of the great public land domain. Now almost 40 percent of the Forest Service budget is given over to firefighting. Decisions on which fires to battle often come down to how many homes are in a given area.

Paula Deen's New BBQ Sauce Line --"Nigga Hot Lips" - from The Queen of Southern Racist Cooking

The Queen of Southern racism in the kitchen announced today:

"Nigga Hot Lips" is so tasty and hot every Big Lipped Nigga in the world will be begging for more of my new "Big Lipped Nigga Hot " Recipes!" AND my new "Big Lipped Nigga"  HotCookbook!"

AND

"Them Jews at The Food Network will be beggin me to come back!"

 

Moishe Pipick VP programming at The Food Network responded:

'Paula Deen is a Racist Redneck Southern Cracker and she can go stick her nigga lip sauce in her fat crotch!"