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Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Tucker Carlson - The Scumbag Who Made Bigotry Sound Polite

 

 

Tucker Carlson’s true achievement was not persuasion but sanitation: he took the raw sewage of white grievance and filtered it until it could be poured at the dinner table without offending the silverware. He perfected the art of pretending to be curious while issuing instructions, of feigning persecution from a position of immense power, of turning cruelty into “common sense” and fanaticism into vibes. The screamers like Nick Fuentes were never the danger; they were the proof of concept. Carlson was the distribution system—calm voice, lifted brow, Ivy League diction—teaching millions that resentment is wisdom, that democracy is suspicious, and that empathy is weakness. This was not journalism, skepticism, or populism. It was nihilism in a blazer, power cosplaying as victimhood, and propaganda that smiled while it hollowed things out.

Friday, December 19, 2025

Why is The Sky Sooo Blue Momma? -BOOM!

 The Onion with Balls

7 year old Mary Lemply looks up from her book and asks her Mom Clara “Why is the sky blue momma?”

“Well honey -The sky is sooooo blue because of the way we been a treatin the Earth and So many hurtin folks and our fellow flora and fauna all hereabouts.

Lennard Lemply - The father and husband! -Looks up from his recliner -Stares -Puts down his issue of ‘Gun and Ammo’ -Turns down Fox News and exclaims:

“ I know someone whose a gonna be black AND blue if she keeps a spoutin libtard bullshit to my children!”

He rants on “The sky becomes blue everytime i gotta chance to go fishin and huntin with the guys and cain’t because i gotta do some shit doins to keep this family afloat -It’s what the libtards call ironing or irony or sum sech shit!”

Nine year old Clem Lempy looks up from his school science book - “

No Dad! - “As the white light from the Sun enters Earth’s atmosphere, much of the red, yellow, and green wavelengths of light (mixed together and still nearly white) pass straight through the atmosphere to our eyes. The blue and violet waves, however, are just the right size to hit and bounce off of the molecules of gas in the atmosphere. This causes the blue and violet waves to be separated from the rest of the light and become scattered in every direction for all to see. The other wavelengths stick together as a group, and therefore remain white.”

Lennard rises up from his chair -Grabs Clem’s science book and wacks him on the head with it -Then throws it into the roaring fireplace!

“ Godamm if you ain’t turning into some kind of trans gender ass lickin socialist - like all them darkies and homos down in Atlanta!”

Lennard is screaming at him now as Clem begins to sob hysterically.

Clara tries to protect her son but is thrown down on the floor.

Lennard “ This is all YOUR fault Clara AND tomorrow you goin down to that school with your future fagotty son and tell em to ban those god denyin Science Books AND makes sure he gets signed up for Football!

He looks around as he hears his young daughter June on the phone:

“Yes Sir - We live at 2657 Squankum Rd -Three blocks on the right from the Bowling Alley and Strip Club -Big Confederate flag and Trump sign in front. -Come fast my dad has a gun and he’s gonna kill us all!”

She’s holding Lennard’s 12 gauge under her arm.

Boom!

911 operator “What was that?”

June “Please hurry my father just kilt hisself! -Blew his head right off!”

Thursday, December 18, 2025

Bravery vs Cowardice

 The English writer and theologian C.S. Lewis wrote the best definition of courage I’ve ever read. I quote it frequently. He described courage as “not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.”

In other words, we don’t know if we’re brave until we first face genuine physical risk. We don’t know if we’re honest until telling the truth carries a consequence. We don’t know if we’re kind until our kindness is tested by cruelty.

Honest people look at el Ahmed’s act of heroism and wonder what they would have done.

It’s also why cowardice is so harmful. It annihilates virtue. One of the most dispiriting aspects of our modern political moment is that it feels as though cowards are everywhere. Institutions yield to bullies. Politicians yield to mobs. People are unwilling to tell even obvious truths if telling the truth will put a target on their back.

To take one example: I remember Tim Alberta’s 2021 profile of Representative Peter Meijer — one of the 10 House Republicans who voted to impeach President Trump after Jan. 6, 2021. Alberta wanted to know, given the absolute absurdity of Trump’s claims that the election was stolen — and the violence that his lies inspired — why did so few stand up?

“At one point, Meijer described to me the psychological forces at work in his party,” Alberta wrote, “the reasons so many Republicans have refused to confront the tragedy of Jan. 6 and the nature of the ongoing threat.” He added:

Some people are motivated by raw power, he said. Others have acted out of partisan spite, or ignorance, or warped perceptions of truth and lies. But the chief explanation, he said, is fear. People are afraid for their safety. They are afraid for their careers. Above all, they are afraid of fighting a losing battle in an empty foxhole.


From a young age, we learn that there are wolves in our midst. It is the absence of courage that plunges us into crisis. Great courage can help redeem a catastrophe. But abject cowardice not only magnifies our pain; it makes us doubt the strength and virtue of our nation and culture.  


(THAT - Is the how and why you get a Trump  - a JD.Vance and every sick sad soul on his team AND out there in voter land!)


Think of the contrast, for example, between the days and hours after the slaughter at Bondi Beach and the unfolding horror we felt after the Uvalde massacre in Texas. If it weren’t bad enough that 19 children and two teachers died at the hands of a deranged young man, the police response was so slow and so cautious that the shooter wasn’t confronted and killed until more than an hour after his attack began.

And consider what happened on Feb. 14, 2018, when a gunman opened fire at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla. A sheriff’s deputy, Scot Peterson, was on the scene, and when the shooting started, he jumped in a golf cart, drove straight to the school building and then … did nothing.

He stayed outside. Let me repeat that: An armed police officer stood outside while the kids he was supposed to protect ran, hid and fought on their own inside.

There was breathtaking courage on view in both shootings. Students and staff members alike laid down their lives to protect other innocents. But it was the two instances of cowardice that created waves of national revulsion. They felt like second blows — the horror of the school shootings was magnified by the woefully inadequate responses.


An emphasis on accomplishment can actually breed cowardice. Courage can cost you your career. Courage can cost you your life. And so the careerist learns to adapt, to hide when the bullets (real or figurative) start to fly.


Rinse and Repeat:


THAT - Is how you get a Trump  - a JD.Vance and every sick sad soul on his team AND out there in voter land!


Excerpted from  Bravery and Cowardice are both exemplary teachers

Monday, December 15, 2025

CHAT GPT - amazing response!!!

 https://open.substack.com/pub/davenelson/p/chat-gpt-answers-my-key-questions?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=za3fx

Sunday, December 07, 2025

American Murder -tRUMP-Hesgeth -et al

 

Senator Adam Schiff responding to question on Meet The Press regarding trump’s policy of destroying alleged drug boats in the Caribbean -As to it’s legality and morality:


 They're unlawful. They're unconstitutional. And killing two people who are shipwrecked at sea is also morally repugnant. I agree with Tom, we should do everything lawfully that we can to stop the scourge of drugs coming into this country. But this is not at all lawful or constitutional. And frankly, if the Pentagon and our defense secretary are so proud of what they're doing, let the American people see that video. Let the American people see two people standing on a capsized boat, or sitting on a capsized boat, and deliberately killed and decide for themselves whether they're proud of what the country is doing




I can't imagine people would be proud of that. And as you pointed out, the Manual on the Law of War makes it explicit that killing people who are shipwrecked is illegal, is a violation of law. And the most troubling thing I heard from Senator Cotton was when he said it really didn't matter what these people were doing on that capsized boat, whether they were signaling their distress and asking for rescue or what they were doing. It does matter. It does matter. And, you know, one point I would share with him, and that is I also think that all of these strikes are unlawful. They're a form of extrajudicial killing. These boats are not invading the United States in an armed assault. They're thousands of miles away. Some of them, maybe even this vessel, if reports are accurate, wasn't even heading to the United States


And for us to be engaged in this kind of unauthorized campaign of extrajudicial killing, couldn't be I think a more clear violation of the law. The fact that the administration may put a group of organizations, terrorists, narco-terrorist organizations on a list doesn't change the legal ability, doesn't confer on a president the ability to kill them at sea.


 

  

You could put anyone you want on a list. It doesn't make it lawful to say I can now kill them. And one final point, they've been very fast and loose with whether they know exactly who is on those ships. Or they're just saying they're associated with a terrorist organization on a secret list. And we need a thorough investigation to find out what the orders were, whether it was to kill everybody in an organization without knowing specifically who these people were, or what the situation was.


Monday, December 01, 2025

Ozempic -The Death of Trumpism

                                           The Death of MAGA Fascism


https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/interactive/2025/ozempic-glp1-consumer-spending/?itid=hp-top-table-main_p001_f005



Clem Flagg and his wife were having breakfast in the ‘Grits and Guns” diner in Lordsville, Texas!


They had lost a combined weight of 80 pounds in four months on Ozempic and were having a nutritious meal of Oatmeal and Berries specially ordered instead of their pre diet regimen of grits smothered in gravy -with biscuits and sausage and bacon. Or maybe pancakes slathered with extra syrup and butter.


Clem smiling -Damn Mabel, you looking so good i just wanna get home and bend you  over the sink!


Mabel blushing - Well you handsome slim devil  - I’m gettin all wet just thinkin about it!


Now this was coming from a women who hadn’t had an orgasm in the four years since Clem knocked her up in the back of his truck after ingesting a six pack and fifth of Bourbon at a rally for  congressman Clyde Snucker ( a local used car salesman and avid trump  supporter whose campaign slogan was  “Keep Lordsville White and Godly”


Now sitting on their porch sexually sated and sipping on pro biotic fortified iced green tea; They reflected on their political leaning both pre and post their weight loss program:


Clem -” I cain’t believe i ever voted for that moron Snucker and that complete waste of a human being  -Donald Trump!  - I just used to feel so ugly and mean and i guess i needed to blame everything on the so called elite libtards who in fact were the ones who were trying to actually help us average folks.”


Mabel -  “Yep!  - I know exactly how ya feeling hon!


Clem - “And god bless Ozempic!  - I think America might actually be on track to get rid of these nasty fucking aholes trump has hired to line his pockets and take revenge on all these brave souls who are trying to fight his fascism.”


Mabel -  “ Fascism for sure -It’s a real eye opener what you learn when you turn off those lying rich takers and that phony Fox News that just works for them!”


Clem - “ Well darlin - Time to go down to the city hall and rally for that Democrat, Don Goodly for congress and get a decent Social Democrat with some brains and compassion to out that moron Magasucker -Clyde  Snucker!


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Friday, November 21, 2025

Viscious Ball Breaking torturing American Wives (and girlfriends)

 

Muslims treat their women like The Chinese treat dogs! - As a result they have NO idea how viscious a nagging wife can be -Especially a good old fashioned average "American Nagging Wife"  (i don't include girlfriend nagging ball busters (just as viscious)  Because Muslims don't have girlfriends - that would imply courtship and options for the women)


So - you put a suspected Arab terrorist in a room for one hour with a nagging American wife and they will be screaming; "Hey - no fair - i was supposed to get waterboarded - please Allah - kill me -please stop her! -ok ok the bomb maker is....."

Oh - and that's just your average run of the mill American nagging wife!   For REALY hard cases we bring in a Jewish wife whose husband hasn't touched her in five years because she gained ninety pounds since the wedding - And all he hears after a sixteen hour day in the jewelry exchange is:

"Morris -you failure -you weak piece of shit -where have you been -I'm late for mahjong - i should have married Abe - he's a doctor -he lives in Scarsdale - he still has hair ......." Well - you know the drill.

You put this viscious nagging Jewess in a room with Al Zaweirdi - he'll give you a wanted terrorists address and private telephone number in twenty minutes -maybe less! 

Remember -these lucky dogs have NEVER been nagged by a woman -- If a Muslim woman were to say even;

"Mamood - i think maybe you should tale a bath -it's been six months -whaddya think?" - then -Iin the morning she would be in the town square trying to dodge an avalanche of stones (or facing beheading) -And that would be a relief after what Mamood would put her through -and the children too.

How about:"Mamood -you stinky failure of a shit husband - you weak hunk of crap - why don't you DO Something - why don't we ever go out -why don't you touch me - you worm - where have you been - your friends are all you care about - you eat drink and smoke too much - lose some weight -for God's sake get a raise - turn off the ball game - help with the children - what's wrong with you - see a psychiatrist ......

"At this point Mamood would be writing down the location of every Mosque in Sadr City with munitions in it -And then he'd eagerly rat out his son and his brothers.

C'mon you CIA guys - give it a try - you know I'm right - use one of YOUR wives.

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Post Leo X15 Declares Castration for ALL Priests

  •   Post Leo X15  Declares Castration for ALL Priests

  • “They won't need their nuts anymore anyway - and a lot of children will be saved from getting

  • ravaged by the hordes of queer priests at our "Club Vatican"

  • Pope continues “And since the Church refuses to ordain women or let men have normal sex
  • lives - the Church is a haven for sexual deviants who have a "religious watering hole" to stalk

  • their prey.”

  • “And -as we have found out - Your local Church has provided a fertile hunting ground with tens
  • of thousands of victims- lots of kids who will never get over the trauma of being sexually

  • assaulted (and by a trusted emissarry of the Lord no less)”.

  • “And if you think it's not business as usual in the " Now Johnny -God want's me to put my staff in
  • your mouth and then in your bung hole -so be a good little Altar Boy" business - Then you must

  • be delusional!”

  • “You think these sick fucking priests suddenly stopped getting hard ons when they see a
  • handsome young alter boy? - That's like asking your normal sixteen year old son not to

  • get a hard on if Selena Gomez walks into his bedroom naked.”

  • So - i say - "Off with their nuts" - that ought to put a crimp (oops) in the recruitment of queer

  • sickos into "Club Vatican."
  • OH -And i will lead by example!


  • Oh -and not to worry --God will keep our nuts safe until we get to Heaven.
  • ALSO  In a shocking revelation the Pope has announced that he will allow himself
  • to be sodomized by a Priest to protest what he called:

  • "A catholic clergy that is overrun with priests who enjoy fucking

  • children!"

  • He went on; "and any priest at whatever level of authority that is implicit in this
  • crime of all crimes will be sodomized and castrated
  • And Crucified!