Paul Ryan's Retarded Relatives (Lemur and Yokey Ryan) are REALLY PISSED at Him

 Lemur and Yokey Ryan

Lemur and Yokey Ryan - first cousins to the VP candidate who were both promised jobs as Secretary of Education and Health and Welfare respectively - said today from their trailer camp in Wisconsin:

"Fucking cousin Paul (batface) Ryan really cornholed us by losing and letting those Jews and Niggers and Spics and Homos and Lesbos take over the country - AND he shoulda never let that faggot Mitt parade his rich cunty wife all over the place!"

They continued: "Now were gonna have them teachin Science and more Rythmetic in all the schools AND soon there will be folks marrying Dogs and Cats AND Abortionists and Pot sellers will be a crawlin all over America AND we won't even be allowed to own Machine Guns or nuthin AND the tree huggers will be stompin aroun the hollow with their Lesbos and Faggots pettin Squirrels  - FUCK FUCK FUCK -Batface really cornholed us REAL Americans!!!"

Oh Boy - that WAS a narrow escape from those Republican Rednecks who WOULD  have been cavortin around and through and all over DC right now -whew!!!

Romney Attempts Suicide By Eating Money

Anne Romney told the police; 'i heard him choking and went to his private Chapel and he was kneeling in front of Christ and stuffing hundred dollar bills down his throat,"

She said;" He left a suicide note saying that his money did him in and he wanted to die by eating it - He is really scaring all of us and i just hope they lock him up so he can't scare us anymore ."

Injun Chief With Pilgrim in Heaven --Thanksgiving 2012

 we fucked you back

 you are still savages

  Chief Whitefish -"Look Pilgrim what has happened since you fucked us back then - My people have Casinos and loads of bling and their children go to Harvard and drive BMW trucks and our wives have Gucci luggage - And YOUR people have no jobs and are losing their houses and your druggy children have to leave college and live at home and your wives are desperate for sex and bling and security."

Pilgrim John Smith -"So what -You are still a bunch of fucking savages!"

Happy Thanksgiving

Imagine the Israeli/Gaza Crisis WITH a Nuclear Armed Iran in The Picture

Ok? -enough said? - Get the point? - Iran has been supplying Hamas with rockets and total strategic support SO if they were nuke Capable they would be threatening with them and Israel (seconds away from having to make a nuke response decision) would be sitting on a razor thin edge and ANY provocation from the death worshiping nutbag Zealots in Tehran and there would be a nuclear exchange with millions of people incinerated.

NOW you don't hear any anxiety about Israel using their existing Nukes to resolve their threats do you?  -WHY??? - Because we all know they are not that crazy!  -BUT????

The Mad Mullahs who can't wait to get to Paradise and fuck Virgins in a swimming pool who control Iran and who have denied the Holocaust and pray for Israels destruction every day cannot be allowed to get any nukes.

DUH

Governor Chris Christie tells GOP "Shock Troopers" to "Fuck OFF"

With The Republican "Shocked Troopers" ganging up to demonize THE fat Boy from New Jersey for trying to suck Obama's cock during Hurricane Sandy because schmucko Mitty dissed him before AND during the disaster -He publicly announced:

 Called me bat face in High School says Paul Ryan

"Fuck Romney and That Bat faced Ryan AND the whole moronic nut wing of The GOP which is now officially a vestigial political organ!"

Fox TV Casting for ultra cool and rich CornHolers in LA

Casting Call: A Fox cable network is currently seeking outrageous, outspoken, upscale international men and women for a new docu-series from a major production company.  If you live in the Los Angeles area and love money, power and success and you like expensive cars and clothes, and you love getting cornholed please consider applying.  

Send an email to: Castingchad@gmail.com and include your name, phone number, city, photo and a description about yourself.

Why Ann Coulter Hates Democrats? - No Sex! - Her Boyfriend

Meyer Goldfat,Coulter's high school sweetheart said: "The reason she's turned into such a vicious sour apple and man hating cunt, is that she has not been laid since we broke up in i982!"

"I only srewed her once after the senior high graduation party -- she was wasted on booze and vi-codeine and actually she looked so ugly naked that i just rolled her over and stuck it up her corn hole", said Goldfat.

She is really frustrated, and all the cool guys in college she wanted to fuck just made fun of her. (her nickname was "Annie rottencrotch") Most of them were idealistic and liberal and that's the reason she hates Democrats with such a passion."

He continued;"One guy in particular, who she was really hot for, looked like a clone of presidential candidate John Edwards; and he was really brutal in his rejection -- he would put poems all over "Annie smelly rotten crotch -- kicks the ugly up a notch,"

So, said Goldblatt, "You can see why she hates The Democrats!" He added, "I kind of feel sorry for her, but the truth is she was a rotton vicious cunt even as a child -- she was a ball breaker in kindergarten -- just a natural born cunt!"

Fox TV Announces "We Had Anal Sex During Sandy"

 let The Party begin

Fox Reality President Myron Schlockwell announced in Hollywood today:

"We are gonna show the world that when American's are in a disaster the thing they do best is fuck each other!"

He went on: "We are gonna show what happens when a drug ridden consumptive  culture which lives on Spectacle and Hoo Ra Ra are confined to quarters with the lights out and the wind howlin!!!"

"Fucking and Snorting and drinking and Sucking and Cornholing everything in sight with  wild abandon while houses and families get blown away (hehhehe)"

He said "This is Fox TV at it's best -appealing to the hard core morons who lap this shit up like ass candy!!!"

Romney Ryan Can't Stop Cryin -Boo Hoo Hoo

 The REAL Paul Ryan

"It was the freebies to the niggers and spics and poor white trash that did it!--it was the urban poor who killed us!  - The Kikes were behind it and The Mormon haters! - The liberal fags and tree huggers did us in? -Boo hoo hoo! -The 47%  -the poor schmucks and losers -boo hoo!"

Nah couldn't have anything to do with American's across all states (not the Mental Case states in the South of course) and all demos realizing that a coaltion of the Christian right nutsos and the Superrich were not exactly taking them down a path to reason and prosperity -Nah

Read this And Puke -Iraq War Got Us Nothing But Fucking Pain -Sadam Was Right!!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/17/world/middleeast/iraq-said-to-release-hezbollah-operative.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=edit_th_20121117

 ha ha ha

Ali Musa Daqdiq -    killer of Americans and civilians while we were in Iraq - gets shipped off to Lebanon to make the Iraqis good Shiite allies happy instead of being sent here to stand trial - they said fuck you America and oh thanks for all that killing and slaughtering so you could free us from the Sunnis so we could then help Iran and help Assad and then together try and fuck all of you stupid Americans up the ass  -ha ha ha

Should hung GW Instead

Sadaam Hussein was right about these Shiite motherfuckers!!!

Forced labor Built Your Ikea Furniture - So Fucking what

BERLIN — Ikea has long been famous for its inexpensive, some-assembly-required furniture. On Friday the company admitted that political prisoners in the former East Germany provided some of the labor that helped it keep its prices so low.

Do we care about some kraut in East Germany working 18 hours a day on a diet of some crusty rotten bread and a stale pickle?

 

fuck no - we have lots of kids living in cars with their unemployed Moms scavenging dumpsters for one meal a day. 

 

hey -maybe Ikea can hire THEM 

Fox Reality TV Announces "I HaD Anal Sex During Sandy"

Fox TV Announces "I Got Randy during Sandy"

Fox Reality President Myron Schlockwell announced in Hollywood today:

"We are gonna show the world that when American's are in a disaster the thing they do best is fuck each other!"

He went on: "We are gonna show what happens when a drug ridden consumptive  culture which lives on Spectacle and Hoo Ra Ra are confined to quarters with the lights out and the wind howlin!!!"

"Fucking and Snorting and drinking and Sucking and Cornholing everything in sight with  wild abandon while houses and families get blown away (hehhehe)"

He said "This is Fox TV at it's best -appealing to the hard core morons who lap this shit up like ass candy!!!"

Republican's Failed The American Asshole Detection Test -Simple as THAT

American's Are Great "Asshole Detectors" - Romney/Ryan Failed BIGTIME

Herman Caine - Sarah Palin - Michelle Bachman - Newt Gingrich (recently found God) - Rick Santorum - Mike Huckabee  -you get my drift here i'm pretty sure.

They had their big moments in the sun and before long The American Asshole Detectors started screaming and POOF! - "Adios mother fuckers! We got your numbers!"

Now i'm not sure why most of the biggest assholes are Bible Belting Republicans?

My theory  is centered around sexual repression and anger management problems and the loss of imagination induced by religious brainwashing and problems with toilet training from obsessive Evangelistic  -Sin kinda preoccupied parents - BUT i won't go there for now.

Suffice it to say that your average fun loving American is on to these folks -and GOD bless their good old American - early warning asshole detectors.

OH -   and Romney The Religious Mormon and this Monkey faced Priest Paul Ryan? - Guess what?

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Asshole Warning Light!!!

Paul Ryan says -The Niggas and Ilegals the Poor cost us the election"

 The Real Ryan

      Ryan and that crowd will NEVER learn!

Mr. Ryan’s remarks mask the larger issues behind the loss, and represent an inability to grasp other factors behind it.

“In our state, urban voters had two good reasons to come out,” said Senator Bob Casey, Democrat of Pennsylvania. “One was to support the president, and the other was the state had tried to implement voter ID laws. But assigning one factor to the case of an electoral defeat is usually pretty dangerous.”

Representative Michael M. Honda, Democrat of California, said that “urban” is “just another code word for people of color.”

“But a lot of people of color live in the countryside, too,” he added. “He is just grabbing at straws to justify his loss.”

Paul Ryan -Missing Link - and his twin Marty Feldman

 Remember him in "Young Frankenstein"?

Look closely

 Same Eyes and Mouth

Ann Romney says Mitt Attempted Suicide By Hanging With $500 Hermes Tie

  Ann Romney told the police;" I had the cook make Mittens his favorite Caviar Omelete to calm him down after this devastating loss - i went over to our private Chapel and prayed for a while -then i went to the stable to play with my horses and then over to our spa to get a manicure and pedicure - and then i had my trainer give me a nice rubdown and then our Butler came running in screaming that Mittens was hanging from a $300,00 Chippendale chair in his game room by a $500 Hermes necktie and that he had cut him down and he was blue and his hair was messed up and he was mumbling:

 He is a weak Mormon Wussy

"Those fucking Mexicans and Queers and Kikes and young hooligans just cost me the election - why? why? why? did i ever listen to those Redneck fucking Tea Party Christian Morons led by those two ignorant cunts Bachman and Palin and that wop Santorum."

"I can't take it! -The Mormon God has forsaken me for that Muslim Nigger!"

Ann continued;"WELL - Mittens seems to have completely lost his bearings and this is just too much for me so i'm taking my kids and thirty nine grandchildren away on our yacht to The Greek Islands until Mittens gets his balls back in order -and -it better be soon or he's on his own and i know Bain capitol does NOT want him back so MAYBE HE CAN JUST BECOME A FUCKING MISSIONARY IN THE CONGO OR SOME OTHER NIGGER HELL HOLE!"

Redneck Love Making

God Bless Lewis Black AND ALL The Donkey Fuckers

Where the constitution protects this kind of comedy:

You  have some shot at Happiness

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-october-16-2012/back-in-black---lance-armstrong--butt-chugging---farm-animal-sex?xrs=share_fb

http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/10/predictably-hilarious-lewis-black-on-buttchugging-and-sex-with-farm-animals/

Sarah Palin looks like she's on Meth and Booze

It had to happen!  - carrying all those fucked genes - trying to maintain her image as a normal human being - becoming irrelevent - even the Christian Rednecks think she's ten clicks off the Bachman Moron Scale -word is Todd has syphillus from fucking every Eskimo on The Bering Strait -her kids are mostly wacko - should be on suicide watch.

 WELL -That's one for The Wolves!!!!

Hall of Shame -Caine -Perry -Bachman- Santorum -Gingrich

 couldn't remember what dept he'd cut

 made up her own science

 morals of a Hyena

 god speaks to him

  Pizza Man caught with his pants down and loony tax sceme

Lest We forget

Romney Voters! - Creationists -Low IQ - Large BMI - Low Education and Income

It's amazing! Here's this perfectly handsome wealthy perfectly groomed whitey white man with two degrees from Harvard who is worth 200 million bucks and a hero of the financial barons and:

He loses virtually every fucking state except the Confederate South and Texas and Utah and a few other Redneck states -ALL dominated by fat ignorant Christian White folks.

Their IQ is 20% lower than the national average -their body mass indexes correlate to those morons you see screaming on "The price is Right" - and they are in the lower percentiles in terms of education and income!

What explains this? Look at Romney and his wife and kids and tell me how that could possibly be?

Here's the answer  - 

They are ignorant Racist Morons

Fox Reality announces "Loin Surge" with Petraeus and Broadwell

 He IS a SURGE

 

 Myron Schlocky head of Fox Reality development announced that General Petraeus and  Paula Broadwell will be hosting thier upcoming new show which will take a look at powerful men and women caught cheating in the heat of "Loin Surge"

He said "Loin Surge" is something that happens when a cock and pussy experience an unbelieveable attraction as powerful as The Iraqi Surge that General Petraeus used to stop the violence there."

 The General added:" When i saw Broadwell it was like  my cock turned into a heat seeking missile" and Broadwell added; "Yep -and my pussy was ALL In!"

"Another winner for the morons who eat this shit like candy -hehhehhe!" said Schlocker

Broadwell loves Petraeus ALL in Me -Is this CIA Code???

  Broadwell loved him ALL IN ME

 You gotta kidding me -The head of the CIA - creator of The Surge in Irag - gets caught fucking a Broad named Paula "Broadwell" -while working on his bio called "All In" 

"Broadwell"   -"ALL IN" -"All in Broadwell"

What am i missing here? When do the Aliens land?

Mrs Petraeus

Shouldn't the CIA Director have seen this as some kind of code???