Google Announces "SexBook" App - You Can Fuck BUT You Can't Hide

Google president of SexBook Apps Myron Hardweiner said today : "Your whole sexual history will be on the app -it will include a complete bio of your sexual history broken down into scores like a credit rating - all men and women will be rated by your past sexual partners into the following categories:

Foreplay

creative positioning

stamina

imagination

Cock and Hole configuration and BMI

 Hardweiner said said "Our Motto is" - 

"You can Fuck BUT you can't Hide!'

Gun Lovers Should Not Own Guns -They are all Fucking Wacko

 http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/06/sunday-review/more-guns-more-killing.html?hpw

 this is NRA heaven

"Scientific studies have consistently found that places with more guns have more violent deaths, both homicides and suicides. Women and children are more likely to die if there’s a gun in the house. The more guns in an area, the higher the local suicide rates. “Generally, if you live in a civilized society, more guns mean more death,” said David Hemenway, director of the Harvard Injury Control Research Center. “There is no evidence that having more guns reduces crime. None at all.”

 typical gun loving moron

After a gruesome mass murder in 1996 provoked public outrage, Australia enacted stricter gun laws, including a 28-day waiting period before purchase and a ban on semiautomatic weapons. Before then, Australia had averaged one mass shooting a year. Since, rates of both homicide and suicide have dropped 50 percent, and there have been no mass killings, said Ms. Peters, who lobbied for the legislation.

"Extreme Cougar Wet Pussy Wives' From TLC -The Lobotomy Chanel

 TLC Head of Programming

The Lobotomy Channel is back with more "learning" for us!

Casting Call: TLC AKA The Lobotomy Channel and production company Stiletto Television is looking for more fabulous cougars for their docu-series, "Extreme Cougar Wet Pussy Wives."  

 If you are a woman 50+ years old with an outgoing personality and amazing energy who is happily in love (or looking for love) with a much younger man,  -

 and your pussy gets wet just looking at a dick 

 then the producers want to hear your love story.  If you or someone you know is an extreme cougar please send an email to Rachel Macy, Casting Producer at: extremecougarwives@gmail.com or call 310-957-5757 ext 263.  With your email include your contact information, a brief bio and a recent phone.  Deadline is February 22.

Founding Fathers Would laugh Their Asses Off at NRA Loonies

The Second Amendment allowed for state militias on the cheep, by using citizens arms. It also was a counter balance to the power of the federal government. But the Second Amendment has been an anachronism for over 150 years. State Militias , now known as the National Guard, issue arms to its members. In addition, the most significant arms in the modern military include fighter jets, misiles, artillery, heavy weapons and such, not the kind of things most parents want floating around the neighbor. To allow anyone to own such arms by right is completely uncivilized and not the kind of world most sane people would want to raise a family in.   - SO

Everyone should be able to hunt and/or protect his home -BUT all this gun worship psychopathy  

by morons who worship guns as adult toys and think they are standing by in case our government goes berserk is fucking ridiculous -it just creates a Cowboy Macho Culture awash in weapons that does not protect life -it destroys life and all the statistics support that.

Ted - Kids Cursing Out Parents -Teachers -Vulgar Epidemic

"My four year old daughter was thrown out of Montessori pre- school for calling her teacher a 'fucking fat cunt' -and when i yelled at her she told me to "go get fuckd in the ass!' -said Elise Mandelbaum of Forest Hills, Queens NYC -NY

"I thought Ted was a kids movie and i innocently let her watch it - i heard her laughing and asked her if she liked it after i finished cooking dinner and she said "Yes Mom -hey what smells like shit in here?"

"WELL -i almost fell over -and my husband said - what did you say Eva? (our daughter) but she just went into her room and we didn't think anymore about it until we found out the next day that she called her teacher a fat cunt - OH and later we found out she was telling all the boys to eat her pussy!"

 

Mrs Mandelbaum concluded;"Oh -and the boys were replying to her by saying "they wanted to fuck her in the ass!" -These are 5 year olds! -My God!!! -What's next??"

 

What's NEXT indeed?

 

 WELL the digibandit has found out that this TED THING has now produced a worldwide epidemic of child vulgarity on a par with The Diceman at his rawest  AND with far reaching impications for humanity.

 

Stay Tuned

 

 

CW Announces - The Vampire Diaries - Cornholing New Orleans

CW will do a spinoff series of The Vampire Diaries -  CornHoling New Orleans  The project would center on the Original family led by Klaus (Joseph Morgan) and will be based on a season four Vampire Diaries episode.  Julie Plec will write the episode and is spearheading the spinoff with Alloy Entertainment's Leslie Morgenstein and Gina Girolamo as executive producers.  

The Vampire Diaries Cornholing Edition is slated to air April 25 and depicts Klaus returning to the French Quarter of New Orleans, a city he helped build centuries ago and where he is reunited with his diabolical former protege Marcel. They then begin Cornholing the entire population of New orleans to enhance their power and rid the city of it's redneck population.

Phoebe Tonkin will also star in the episode. 

jehova is a pacifist compared to Bloodthirsty Allah - Read from The Holy Quran

The Quran contains at least 109 verses that call Muslims to war with nonbelievers. Some are quite graphic, with commands to chop off heads and fingers and kill infidels wherever they may be hiding. Muslims who do not join the fight are called 'hypocrites' and warned that Allah will send them to Hell if they do not join the slaughter.

Check out some of the murder verses in the quran

Quran (9:111) Allah hath purchased of the believers their persons and their goods; for theirs (in return) is the garden (of Paradise): THEY FIGHT IN HIS CAUSE AND SLAY AND ARE SLAIN: a promise binding on Him in truth, through the Law, the Injil, and the Qur'an: and who is more faithful to his covenant than Allah? then rejoice in the bargain which ye have concluded: that is the achievement supreme.

"I shall terrorise the infidels. So wound their bodies and incapacitate them, because they oppose Allah and his apostle." (Qur'an 8:12)

"Paradise lies under the shade of swords" (Sahih Bukhari V4B5N73)

"Muhammad said, ‘You are commanded to carry out jihad against the unbelieving infidels until they submit to Islam' " (Qur'an 47:4)

Quran (2:191-193) - "And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution [of Muslims] is worse than slaughter [of non-believers]...and fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for Allah."

Quran (2:244) - "Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things."

Quran (4:89) - "They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks."

Quran (8:39) - "And fight with them until there is no more persecution and religion should be only for Allah"

Bukhari (52:220) - Allah's Apostle said... 'I have been made victorious with terror'

Tabari 9:69 "Killing Unbelievers is a small matter to us"

Ibn Ishaq: 990 - Lest anyone think that cutting off someone's head while screaming 'Allah Akbar!' is a modern custom, here is an account of that very practice under Muhammad, who seems to approve.

Now what muhammad did :

Al-Nadr bin al-Harith - KILLED

Uqba bin Abu Muayt - KILLED

Asma bint Marwan - KILLED

Abu Afak - KILLED

Kab bin al-Ashraf - KILLED

Ibn Sunayna – KILLED

Assassination of Musaylimah :Abu Dawud 38:4348

Assassination of `Abdullah bin Ubayy bin Salul al-`Aufi: Sahih Bukhari 5:59:462

Assassination of Abu `Afak : Ibn Ishaq p. 675 / 995.

Assassination of Abu Rafi’ (Sallam Ibn Abu'l-Huqayq) : Sahih Bukhari 5:59:369

Assassination of Ka’b bin Ashraf : Sahih Bukhari 3:45:687

Murder of `Asma' Bint Marwan : Ishaq 676

The Killing of the Chieftain of Dumah : Al-Tabari vol.9 p.58-59

Assassination of Khalid b. Sufyan : Abu Dawud 1:1244

The Killing of Khubaib : Sahih Bukhari 4:52:281

The Torture and Murder of Kinanah b. al-Rabi b. al-Huqyaq : Tabari vol. 8, p.123

The Killing of Umaiya bin Khalaf Abi Safwan : Sahih Bukhari 4:56:826

The Murder of `Uqba bin Abi Mu`ayt : Ishaq 308, See Also Tabari IX:121

The Killing of Yusayr b. Rizam : Al-Tabari vol.9 p.120

The Slaughter of the Ten Meccans : Tabari VIII 181

Murder of Habbar Ibn al-Aswad b. Ka`b al-`Ansi : Sahih Bukhari 5:59:662

Murder of al-Huwayrith Nuqaydh Wahb Qusayy : Ishaq 551

The Murder of Abdullah Khatal of B. Taym b. Ghalib and his Slaves : Sahih Bukhari 3:29:72

The Murder of Miqyas Hubaba : Sirat Page 551

The Blind Jew : Tabari VII 112, See Also Ishaq 372

He went on to kill Jewish tribes as well:

The Banu Qurayza

The Banu Qaynuqa

The Banu Nadir

He also SLAUGHTERED 900 Jews in one day and don't forget that he raided their caravans, looted them as well as taking their women as his "wives" or sex slaves.

Here are just some of the battles that Muhammad fought in, in order to spread his religion with the sword...

1.WADDAN
2.SAFWAN
3.DUL-ASHIR
4.BADR
5.BANI SALIM
6.BANI QUAINUQA
7.SAWIQ
8.GHATFAN
9.BAHRAN
10.UHAD
11.HUMRA-UL-ASAD
12.BANU NUDAIR
13.DHATUR RIQA
14.BADRU-UKHRA
15.DUMATUL-JANDAL
16.BANU MUSTALEQ WITH HADRAT JAWRIYA
17.AHZAB
18.BANI QURAIZA
19.BANI LAHYAN
20.DHI QARD
21.KHAIBAR
22.WADIYUL-QURA AND TAIM
23.MECCA AND FALL OF MECCA
24.HUNAIN
25.GHAZWA
26.TABUK

There is not a time in history where muslims were apathetic or pacifist rather they were and still are pathetic and antagonistic

Mitt Romney under Suicide watch in Looney Bin

"He really should be lobotomized!" said Ann Romney today from the Romney Estate outside Aspen colorado where she and her 29 children and grandchildren are on a ski vacation that is estimated to cost 2.7 million dollars for 3 weeks.

 

"He just can't take the humiliation of losing! -He keeps screaming about why god let a Mormon lose to a nigger!"

 

Ann went on;" We keep telling him that he's not a nigger -that Donny Trump said he's a Muslim -But that doesn't help - he needs a lobotomy!" 

Giant Crab Cornholes Jap Dolphin Killer on Animal Planet

 Dolphin Killing Jap gets Payback

 Animal Planet travels to the depths of the Earth's seas and oceans in the new six-part wildlife series, Wild Deep Cornholing premiering January 22 at 9p.  Wild Deep documents the wonders and beauty that exists in the oceans even marine life which resembles fantastical characters found on Nintendo or Pokemon.  The series is produced for Animal Planet by Best Film Co. 

In one unforgettable we see a Giant Crab Cornhole a Jap fisherman

This can be considered payback for the Jap slaughter of Whales and Dolphin and for fucking up the Oceans with overfishing and radioactive waste.

The Gun Wackos Are on The Run - Keep These Morons Running This Time Around!

http://www.gs2ac.com/

 Read the ignorant false information put out by the gun loonies above and you will know that these are very fucked up people -it's as simple as that -these are just frustrated men who need to get laid and get a life beyond the adoration of their power tools with bullets.

Noone is taking away  guns for hunting and self defense -just reasonable controls over the ridiculous gun cult extremists - staunching the availability of unecessary firepower which only makes sense for slaughter -  and making sure that mentals can't buy ammo or guns.

That makes sense to any normal human being but not to the gun nuts which only proves what a bunch of wackos we have running around with weapons who are one sandwich light of a picnic .

http://www.gs2ac.com/

Some will urge you to “compromise,” perhaps even the National Rifle Association. The many thousands of gun rights supporters represented by the Coalition, however, regard “compromise,” as our opposition defines it, to be a process in which we lose slightly fewer of our rights than under the original proposal. Consequently, any legislation which registers or bans firearms; limits magazine capacity; registers private transactions through NICS; or restricts time, place or manner of self-defense is unacceptable.
Members of Congress who support gun owners by opposing all gun control will, in turn, benefit from support by Coalition organizations. Members of Congress who support gun control by any means, procedural or substantive, will be targeted for defeat by Coalition members. They will be subject to picketing, leaflet drops at events in their districts, phone and mail campaigns, and political action committee opposition. NRA ratings and endorsements will have no impact on Coalition actions.
In coming weeks, we look forward to working with you to reduce school violence by allowing lawful citizens in schools and elsewhere to defend themselves against violent predators.
Respectfully,
The National Coalition to Stop the Gun Ban

TLC -The Lobotomy Channel - What Fucking Learning?

 I'm learning a lot on TLC

In a new series TLC explores the world of celebrity ex-wives and ex-girlfriends when 'Starter Pussy Confidential' premieres January 29 at 10p.  Each one-hour episode shares the lives of seven women who supported their former husbands/boyfriends before the guys achieved fame and wealth and now have been cast out for hotter pussy.  The cast includes Zakia Baum, ex-girlfriend of Jermaine "Maino" Coleman; Cheryl Caruso, ex-wife of mobster Phillip Caruso; Josie Harris, ex-girlfriend of Floyd Mayweather; Monica Joseph-Taylor, ex-wife of Aston "Funkmaster Flex" Taylor; Liza Morales, ex-girlfriend of Lamar Odom; Tashera Simmons, ex of Earl "DMX" Simmons; and Shaniqua Tompkins, ex-girlfriend of Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson.  Starter Wives Confidential is produced by NOLA for TLC.

Miss America Contestants Love Anal Sex -They Tell All

All this week the Live Well Network is airing a five-part series Miss America:  Nasty  Secrets Revealed that gives viewers unprecedented access to the contestants leading up to the 92nd Miss America Competition.  Hosted by Live Well Network personality Rebecca Spera, all 53 pageant contestants will be interviewed and they will offer their beauty, fashion, fitness and dirty sex and other secrets and tips for safe cornholing with huge black athletes.

  The half-hour episodes began Monday and air through Friday, January 11 at 8p on the Live Well Network.  Miss America 2013 will air live January 12 on ABC.

Mormon Gun Nuts Should Be Lobotomized

SPRING CITY, Utah (AP) — Officials in a small Utah town want to make sure every head of household has a firearm and knows how to use it, and they want to give school teachers training with guns too.

Spring City Councilman Neil Sorensen first proposed an ordinance requiring a gun in every household in the town of 1,000. The rest of the council scoffed at making it a requirement, but they unanimously agreed to move forward with an ordinance "recommending" the idea.

The council also approved funding to offer concealed firearms training Friday to the 20 teachers and administrators at the local elementary school.

Viewers of Honey Boo Boo Should be Lobotomized

 Along with the TLC managemant who pass this shit off as a 'learning" experience - they should be called the Moron Channel

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo came back strong Sunday with a Halloween special, which drew 3.1 million viewers. The hourlong special was the TLC redneck reality series’ most-watched and highest-rated episode to date; it garnered a 1.7 rating in adults 18-49 and a 20% rise from the 1.4 rating of the show’s last original September 27. Honey Boo Boo, which premiered in August, follows the antics of tiny pageant sensation Alana Thompson and her family. The initial 10 episodes of Season 1 proved a big hit for the network, averaging 2.4 million viewers. 

 typical Honey Boo Boo Viewer awaiting lobotomy

Homeland Security should round up all 3.1million viewers and put them in Mental Hospitals while awaiting their lobotomies  -as threats to the welfare of their children and to society.

"Too Young to Marry a Fat Jew" leads Oxygen slate of New Shows

At its Television Critics Association Winter Tour presentation, Oxygen revealed it has three new high quality original reality series on the docket.  The first is "Find Me My Pussy Eatin Man" a dating show about a Miami matchmaking agency.  

"Too Young to Marry a Rich  Fat Jew" follows the lives of young women who got married to Rich fat Jews because they were rich and now regret it. 

AND  - "Fat Girl Revenge" follows formerly obese women who get back at men who hurt them while they were overweight by cutting off their balls and eating them.  

Oxygen also has a pilot for a hidden-camera series titled Propos'd where grooms get back at their marriage-obsessed girlfriends by cornholing them into submission.

A&E -The Network That takes Art OUT of Entertainment

Former Louisiana Governor Edwin Edwards and his much younger wife finally get the reality show they deserve

As part of TV's shift away from off-puttingly elitist shows about angry New Jersey people and toward the more egalitarian experience of Southerners totally not giving a fuck, A&E has announced the Feb. 27 debut of a reality series about colorful former Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards, whose entire political and personal life spent not giving a fuck has been leading to this exact moment. Those years of living as flagrantly and flamboyantly as possible will pay off with The Governor's Wife, which stars the 85-year-old Edwards and his 34-year-old wife Trina, a woman whom Edwards first met as a prison pen pal while serving eight years for racketeering charges—charges he accrued during his four terms as governor of Louisiana, which Edwards ruled like a king, and whose affection for him seemed to grow in direct proportion to how rascally corrupt and arrogant he became. (Witness Edwards' successful run against David Duke in 1991, which spawned the unofficial campaign slogan, "Vote For The Crook. It's Important.")

 Trina can suck the Chrome off a Trailer Hitch

Naturally, the show will center on Trina "as she attempts to fit into the former governor’s upscale world and busy social life"—like A&E's similarly Louisiana-set rags-to-riches-to-reality-TV series Duck Dynasty, but with bribes and gambling instead of duck accessories. It will also find her wrangling not only her own teenage sons from a previous marriage, but also Edwards' much older daughters: "Anna, a 62-year-old, four-time divorcée and Victoria, a 60-year-old ex-showgirl." And obviously, it will find Trina "fending off skeptics who think she's a gold digger"—a defense that will surely strengthened by the fact that she just landed a reality show called The Governor's Wife.

 But first and foremost, of course, it's about an old corrupt man getting his cock sucked by a young ignorant whore. 

Uteroil - Energy Created from Aborted Fetus' and Placentas - Will Save The World

 Placent Ready for Uteroil processing

The International Energy Association announced today that working with a team of physicists from Cal Tech and MIT -- they have discovered how to produce a highly carbon friendly and super powerful replacement for fossil fuels.

"Our dependence on foreign oil will be eliminated - the answer to the "greenhouse problem" has been discovered, and the absolute dominance of the world wide energy market by the United States is now imminent" - said Moishe Pipick, lead scientist on "Project Uteroil."
He explained,"For ten years now we have been experimenting with discarded fetus' and placental afterbirth matter from over thirty million abortions in the USA."

"We now have conclusive scientific evidence that if the abortion rate continues - the stem cellular energy from this powerful fetal matter will be sufficient to replace our entire fossil fuel based energy grid -and will provide enough "Uteroil" to maintain a pump price of under two dollars a gallon for the foreseeable future,"said Dr. Pipick.

He went on; "And this totally clean source of powerful energy is abundant all over the globe - we can import aborted fetus' from around the world, and applying our technology, we can dominate and control the world-wide energy market!"

President Obama said today; "The Arabs and Russia and Africans better figure out some new way to pay for screwing their people and paying for weapons -heh heh"

 shoulda been made into Uteroil

When asked about the moral implications of using aborted fetus' for energy, he replied " Heck - abortions are legal -and if we really care about the rights of the unborn - we oughta give em a green earth to grow up in."

"But, said the President - i don't wanta see folks creatin a new market by creatin and sellin dead babies for "Uteroil" - Uh Uh! - But them Muslims could probably make a little extra cash and cut way down on their production of future suicide bombers by sending us lots of aborted Mulims to turn into clean energy."

Uteroil could send us back into Tents

As KingFaisal of Saudi Arabia said twenty years ago : "Don't be greedy my Arab brothers - the stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones."

Too late!

Why America Is The Greatest!

When you see this kinda comedy in A Muslim country the world will be safe!

Showtime pilots - "The Vatican - Cornholing Capitol of The Universe"

Showtime ordered its first pilot for 2013 titled "The Vatican - Cornholing Palace of The Universe", a thriller about the intersection of spirituality and greed and rampant child sexual abuse by cornholing priests.  

Paul Attanasio (House) penned the one-hour script and Sir Ridley Scott will direct the pilot.  Production will begin in 2013 with Sony Pictures Television producing with Showtime for series pickup consideration.  Attanasio, Scott and David Zucker are serving as EPs.

Star Comics launch "Laugh You Stinky Arab Motherfuckers" Comedy Tour

Stars begin "Laugh You Stinky Fanatical Muslim" Tour

 laugh - you mean stinky motha fuckas

Chris Rock -who will lead the Middle East Islamo Fundamentalist Tour said today :

a Camel and a Mullah walk into a bar...

"Hey -you show me a country where there is no stand-up Comedy - and i will show you a violent motherfucking stink hole of a place guaranteed. "
He said; "Here's a typical Muslim fundamentalist joke:

" Arak - did you know my cousin blew a Jew? - No! - What You mean Mucak? - Your cousin blew a Jew? He must be killed! - No! No! No! Arak - Heh! Heh! He BLEW him up with fifty other infidels -- hahahahahahahhahahahha"

 use some Charmin instead of your stinky hand

Rock concluded; "Well wer'e gonna change all that and bring some laughs to these repressed uptight -no laughin motha fuckas. - Me and my friends - and i hope we don't get blown."

I'm a little worried about Robin Williams - like he starts out with "Hey you stinky sand niggas -you all hear the one about the Ayatollah fucking a Camel in the ass and a Jew comes along and..."

"Whoa Robin -you fucking crazy motha fucka" I said - "You gonna get us all raped and beheaded!"

Yo Komeini! -stop cornholing Ahmadinejad!

And he says "That ain't shit! -Wait till you hear the stuff that Andrew Dice Clay is gonna lay on these folks - he told me that they have to be shocked into a sense of humor and he is pulling out all the stops!"

Rock continued; "And Whoopie said she's goin for the juglar with the feminist jokes -because you know Whoopie don't go for the Islamo's treatin their chicks like dirt"

"Whoopie said she's got a whole routine about all the Arab Muslims being latent homos and having tiny dicks and shit like that -and she's gonna hand out Ultra Charmin and she thinks once they stop using their hands to wipe their asses maybe they will act more gentle."

Rock concluded "Well either they will start laughing or leave to get their guns - in which case - it's adios time for the whole crew -and fuck their smelly nasty Islamo asses!"

The Story of Life -One Pix Says It All - Happy New Year

This is an infra red picture taken by a camera hidden in The New Jersey Pine Barrens showing a Mountain Lion about to pounce on and devour a poor unsuspecting  Deer.

Rich and Powerful  socio and pschopathic  homeo sapien males have been doing just that to the weak and poor and lame for over two million years now.

Snap out of it -  and start fighting back!

Fox Announces "Are Chinese Babies Smarter Than Black Teenagers?"

Fox Reality "Are Black Teenagers Smarter Than a Chinese Baby?"

 Black Teens are Morons!

 wassup ?

Mike (the midget) Darnell head of Fox TV programming has announced a follow up show to it's hugely successful "Are You Smarter Than A Five Year Old?"
"Are Black Teens Smarter Than Chink Babies?" follows on the heels of a new report from The National Education Institute which revealed that the math and reading skills of black American teenagers is at the Chinese pre- school level." 

Doctor Moishe Pipick of the NEI said : "Chinese babies are significantly smarter than American teenagers and gaining rapidly on American adults --especially minorities." He went on,"American's are fast losing their ability to reason.Only ten percent read books or thoughtful periodicals or even engage in meaningful dialogue -- there lives are like a shitty sitcom."

He continued; "Our study shows conclusively that within ten years --black teenagers will be less intelligent than the grey parrot and that the average American's problem solving ability will be at the level of a three year old Chinese -- or five year old Indian child."

 So -Who should be in cages?

Dr Pipick concluded: "The only exception was among Jewish kids who are smarter than The Chinks and tied with Gooks and Dotheads"