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Sunday, April 07, 2013

Gun Rights Media -Check Out The "Gun Nut" Morons Talking to Each Other





 Here's just one quote from the moronic list of quotes below from just one discussion thread on Gun Rights Media web sight -they are a biggy with the Gun Nut crowd and if you have ANY doubts about the mental condition of Gun Nuts just go to their link above and browse through the moronic caliber (heh heh Caliber) of their thought processes.


"I'm also reminded of Mark Twain: “Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.” I think you could perhaps say the same thing about good guns.

 

  1. as you read these sick children talking about their guns just think about the kind of weak minded irresponsible person is behind the words and why it it so important to take their toys away -and then to neuter them

    if any of this universal background check stuff passes, im not going to buy anymore guns. I believe this sentiment, generalized to millions of people, is one of the hoped-for effects. Guns, if they have a moral dimension, are good. Without guns, the strong can always dominate the weak; the many can always dominate the few; and men can always dominate women. A gun gives each person an agency equivalent to his (or her) moral standing. In my humble opinion, those who teach correct and proper gun use are doing G-d's work. Reply With Quote     
  2. April 5th, 2013, 05:58 AM #3 Selena Senior Member   Join Date08-23-07Posts7,539 Originally Posted by bellyfat how many people here have enough guns?
    i know, you never have enough guns.
    but seriously, i have a wish list too but, i do have enough guns for
    just about any leagle usage i care to engage in.
    actualy sometimes when i get in a shootin mood, i have trouble deciding which gun i wanna shoot.
    my point IS; if any of this universal background check stuff passes, im not going to buy anymore guns. period..
    all of my guns were bought thru dealers a long time ago.
    so i feel confident that those records are long gone.
    and my grandson already has receipts for those guns with
    face to face orders to take posession of them while im still luke warm.
    im sure alot of people have made the same arrangement.
    so the gun industry realy has a big concern about the comming
    new laws.....if they pass All things considered I have enough for the tasks I keep firearms for. I'm more concern about ammunition restrictions that my Dad seems to think is going to be the next step after a ban on semi-automatic weapons. “Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.”

    - G. K. Chesterton Reply With Quote     
  3. April 5th, 2013, 06:01 AM #4 Selena Senior Member   Join Date08-
  1. M1 Carbine
    S&W 4006 (which I will get if the city ever gets around to arming us)

    And maybe an M1928 (like I could afford to feed it)

    Other than that, I'm good There is such a thing as a tesseract. Reply With Quote     
  2. April 5th, 2013, 09:04 AM #6 happygeek Senior Member   Join Date07-12-09LocationWAPosts615 The stuff on my wish list shouldn't be affected by this as they're all C&Rs. Over half of what I own falls into that category and I haven't bought a 'new' gun since 2009. I don't plan on ever selling anything, so I personally shouldn't be all that affected by UBCs.
    The idea is stupid though, and a waste of taxpayer money to boot. Conventional wisdom told me the blood was really flowing in the streets until 1968 when Congress saved us with the GCA. I later went and checked the homicide rate over the years though and it looks like the 1950s & 60s weren't all that bad. It didn't get ugly till the 70s, stayed really bad till 1991, and then started dropping like a rock and has continued dropping to this day. Apparently NICS didn't kick in until Nov 1998, so it didn't cause the drop that started in 1991. Background checks sound nice in sound bites but I can't help but be left with the conclusion that they don't accomplish anything.

  3. April 5th, 2013, 10:04 AM #7 NEOKShooter Senior Member   Join Date03-28-09LocationNortheast OklahomaPosts3,469 There are legal gun activities that I cannot perform with the guns I have. I can't, for instance, play around like Steve McQueen with a Mare's Leg until I get a couple of those. I can't shoot 1500+ yard bullseye until I get a .50 BMG.
  4. Got all I want - Not even close. "That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." -- George Orwell1 Reply With Quote     
  5. April 5th, 2013, 12:28 PM #9 LewPO1 Senior Member   Join Date04-17-09LocationNorth IdahoPosts323 My wish list is, I'm happy to say, a moving target.
    To put it another way, "Enough guns? What does that mean?" Reply With Quote     
  6. April 5th, 2013, 09:32 PM #10 sailortoo Senior Member   Join Date08-05-07LocationNW New MexicoPosts561 Treo - recently found a "beater" M-1 Carbine for my wife (short, light, low recoil - rifle, not wife). NOW, all I have to do is find a means of feeding it! At least I could strip and clean, and refinish the wood. Reply With Quote     
  7. Yesterday, 06:10 AM #11 Selena Senior Member   Join Date08-23-07Posts7,539 Originally Posted by sailortoo Treo - recently found a "beater" M-1 Carbine for my wife (short, light, low recoil - rifle, not wife). NOW, all I have to do is find a means of feeding it! At least I could strip and clean, and refinish the wood. Hi Sailor,
    My husband just bought an M1 Carbine clone in .22rf for our daughter. It is not only cute but fun! Donna is hoping someday the grownups will stop using it and actually let her have it. Last edited by Selena; Yesterday at 06:47 AM. “Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.”

    - G. K. Chesterton Reply With Quote     
  8. Yesterday, 06:18 AM #12 pmeisel Senior Member   Join Date12-31-08LocationTeays ValleyPosts5,323 I'm ok with what I have, but I'd like to add:
    1. A good .45 for bullsye and occasional carry
    2. a lever action deer rifle to supplement my single shot
    3. a .22 mag rifle
  9. Yesterday, 10:35 AM #14 Treo Moderator   Join Date11-30-07LocationCo. SpringsPosts6,826 Originally Posted by sailortoo Treo - recently found a "beater" M-1 Carbine for my wife (short, light, low recoil - rifle, not wife). NOW, all I have to do is find a means of feeding it! At least I could strip and clean, and refinish the wood. I've considered an Auto Ordnance M1 if for no other reason than I wouldn’t be competing with everyone else for the ammunition.
    New guns are hard to come by on security guard pay though There is such a thing as a tesseract. Reply With Quote     
  10. Yesterday, 08:17 PM #15 easy Senior Member   Join Date12-06-05Posts207 The answer is how to feed what I have. Not how to get more that will just starve and not get enough lovin'. Some idiots are too busy knowing it all to ever learn anything Reply With Quote     
  11. Yesterday, 09:32 PM #16 Treo Moderator   Join Date11-30-07LocationCo. SpringsPosts6,826 Originally Posted by easy The answer is how to feed what I have. Not how to get more that will just starve and not get enough lovin'.
    That's a key point.

    I think I'm at a point where my money would be better spent on necessary accessories (spare magazines and such) and ammunition for the weapons I currently own. There is such a thing as a tesseract. Reply With Quote     
  12. Today, 04:51 AM #17 pmeisel Senior Member   Join Date12-31-08LocationTeays ValleyPosts5,323 I have been through years when getting to the range was a seldom thing, and I couldn't shoot everything I had.
    Last two trips to the range, we took and shot about half the collection. The guns that don't make the trip -- a toolbox gun, a couple pocket pistols, and the shotguns.

    So now I lust after more! Paul
    People have some respect for the complexity of technology. But almost every ignorant fool thinks he understands money and economics.


Saturday, April 06, 2013

Fox Tv announces 'Americas Most Talented Gimps"

 
"These talented Gimp dancers are only the tip of the Iceberg in terms of the Gimpy Talent out there in America"


Said Myron Schlockmeister head of Fox reality TV as he announced "Americas most Talented gimps" would premiere in the fall at 9pm on thursday

 i'll give it my all

He went on: "our audiences have an insatiable desire for folks trying their best with what they have and  we will give them something to talk about -i mean you should hear this lobotomized guy sing opera!"

He concluded; 'Hey Fox News proves that Gimps work -
heh heh"

Friday, April 05, 2013

The Onion - With More Tears and laughter - And Vulgar Scorn and Ridicue and satire

http://digibandito.com/1/post/2013/04/the-onion-with-more-tears-and-laughter.htmlhttp://digibandito.com/1/post/2013/04/the-onion-with-more-tears-and-laughter.html

Gun Nut Confesses - Asks For Help -These are Sad people

I have a locker full of guns and ammo -i spend hours every week cleaning my beautiful weapons and reading about guns and ammo and i spend hours at the range shooting and in the woods shooting stuff - and then in the bar talking with my gun nut buddies and on line telling gun control folks to fuck off  -at night i just love to look and fondle my guns and when i am in bed i dream about using them to kill bad guys -to be a hero -to do something powerful and worthwhile - my job kinda sucks and my sex life sucks and i just feel the one thing thing i have is my guns and the thought that i am doing something powerful and meaningful -stopping the government and the bad asses BUT now i am thinking what does that really mean -i mean that is so fucking stupid - the goverment is made up of working folks -the whole army is guys like me - noone is gonna come in my face -if they do one gun would be enough i mean it's not like there is gonna be an assault on my house i mean that is just crazy -like i said it's all about us gun nuts just wanting to be respected and feel like we are real men doing something worthy and not just being nobodys going nowhere and hating all those fucking dudes who made something out of their lives and have respect and good times and rewarding jobs and security and holy shit all we really do is support the nra and help them stop controls which i know are so needed in my heart -i mean the whole country is submerged in this gun sickness and it allows not only crime but abuses by all kind of sick people -not just off the wall mentals but just folks in emotional stress who don't belong anywhere near a gun -wife beaters and suicide thinkers and kids and there is no way the government can control trafficking with the amount of transactions and trading going on everyday involving millions of uncontrolled gun sales and with all the semi sicko lost gun nuts like me  - and when i think of all the time i could be spending (and money) on positive things if i could just beat this gun obsession and low self esteem -i'm gonna try -i really am gonna try hard.."

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Hey Gun Nuts - Here's The Facts - But I Know -You Need Them To Feel Big

//www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/0
1/pro-gun-myths-fact-check
 
 
 when that APC filled with Special Ops Marines shows up to attack their fellow citizens  with air cover over your home you better have a fucking missile defense system

Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped

 President Obama on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiative, starting with $100 million in 2016, to invent and refine new technologies to understand the  how's and why's  -the unique functioning of  - Fundamentalist Christian/Redneck thought processing.

 The President announced - " Now we know these folks are not all there!"


"They oppose all attempts to move along the highway of human progress and are stuck in their bronze Age Biblical Mentality - BUT -we are gonna help them -we are gonna give them an opportunity to wake up and smell The Roses -like these beautiful roses in our garden here all round us today."

"Oh and ESPECIALLY You Gun nuts out there!"


A senior administration scientist compared the new initiative to the Human Genome Project, in that it is directed at a problem that has seemed insoluble up to now: the recording and mapping of brain circuits in action in an effort to “show how millions of brain cells interact.  especially in the minds of these redneck Christian folks who we have always thought were just retarded by  "early childhood brain washing" but now we are looking for deeper answers.

Brain researchers can now insert wires in the brain of animals, or sometimes human beings, to record the electrical activity of brain cells called neurons, as they communicate with each other so this technique should work well with these Christian Rednecks as they have much lower IQ's and smaller brains than most folks.

Monday, April 01, 2013

Lyndsay Lohan "I Want To Blow a Rabbi"


 Oye Vei! - That Might be very nice but not in Schule or on Sabath
Lyndsay said today in Hollywood "I think Rabbis and Hasidick Jews are sooo hot! -They don't like me BUT if converting to Judaism will help me to blow a Rabbi and get down with some Hasidick Hot guys  that's What i gotta do!"


Just after the rockets stopped falling on Sderot, Ashdod and Tel Aviv last November, another bomb exploded a week later in Hollywood. Judging from Twitter the day after its premiere, the Lifetime made-for-TV movie “Liz and Dick,” starring Lindsay Lohan as
screen legend Elizabeth Taylor, felt as urgent, significant and tragic as the war in Gaza.


Lohan is the successful child star who segued into teen hits and looked poised for a pretty decent career until she suddenly took a detour and became America’s Favorite Train Wreck, imploding spectacularly in full public view and with half a dozen mug shots to prove it. The Liz Taylor role was supposed to be her comeback, embodying the serious, complicated and glamorous actress she herself hoped to be.


Instead, it was a belly flop of epic proportions, one of the most maligned performances of the year, with critics and audiences seeming to take delicious pleasure it its total failure. Lohan was reportedly devastated by the reviews. But that hasn’t stopped her from continuing her quest to channel the Elizabeth Taylor deep inside her.
 Vuss a blow job?

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Gay's are Disgusting BUTT We love Them Anyway

I love the fact that American's are willing to accept an aberrant lifestyle and go beyond the redneck morality of the bible when it comes to enforcing tolerance at the constitutional level
BUT - LET'S BE HONEST:

Procreation -the most vital and elementary force in evolution has been driven for a billion years by a MALE getting stimulated sexually by a FEMALE and vice versa -BE it from

bright plumage or a bigger set of antlers - or a mating call - or a nice ass and tits.

Gay men on the other hand stick their dicks into each others assholes (like in shit holes) to pleasure each other and then go out and have a nice dinner (oh and the anal canal does not work well as a placenta so in terms of "nature" it's pretty "unfriendly" for survival of the
species.

OH -and I don't give a shit if anyone wants to fuck and marry an Elephant (as long as it's consensual) but let's get real - let's just say it outloud here - for most men the thought of getting fucked in the ass or blown by another man is one step
below fucking your grandmother.

SO -This is the first real evidence in human history that we as a species may be willing to go beyond the supernatural for our sources of  clarity and wisdom and commensurate codes of conduct and justice - 
including tolerance for disgusting lifestyles.

Fuck who you want -when you want -however you want as long as it's consensual and
does no harm - and no kids are hearing or watching.


Oh - Sorry -i forgot -i didn't mention lesbians - who are just totally cool! - And when they grow cocks the world will be safe at last!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Jesus Spends Another Easter With Anna Nicole Smith

Jesus who has not returned to heaven since his fling with Anna Nicole Smith,after her death from electrical shock due to a short in her powerful vibrator; and who has been seen partying with a variety of hot chicks,both dead and alive -- has decided to ignore his Father's demands to return to Heaven on the anniversary of his resurrection.

Jesus said,"I'm more interested in erection than resurrection right now!" He was overheard talking with a bartender in Malibu; " I was cooped up with God for so long without any pussy that i just went nuts -- when Anna died i decided to jump her,and now all i can think about is making up for lost time -- the simple truth is that Jesus is a party animal!"

"I plan on spending Easter with Anna and Marilyn Monroe and maybe Angie Dickinson and maybe Paris Hilton --the great thing about being Jesus is that i get to fuck all the pussy i want --dead or alive."


He concluded,"Anyway ,it's gonna be a great Easter -- as Anna always says -- "Jesus, you give new meaning to bringing back the dead ." -- And as for my Father -- if he didn't hog all the pussy for himself and his disciples -- i wouldn't have turned into a wild cunt man."

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Jesus and Paul to Wed In Malibu,California

We Can Adopt a Jew
At last the Homo icons of Christianity are at Peace -As a California Judge opened the door of marriage to all of God's children;

And -ALSO - ironically - to Jesus and St Paul -both well known homosexuals's in their time on Earth -who have always said they would like to be wed together in Southern California.

So while the Moron Mormons -along with all the other Neanderthals on the religious right -and the whole Rush(Oxycotin) Limbaugh and Fox News crowd cries about the end of the world at the hands of the progressives:

Jesus and Paul will be in a Honeymoon suite in Malibu - pumping each other in Marital Ecstasy.

The big question is -who is Mohammad the Greatest Moslem Homo gonna hook up with.


The Easter Bunny - Ancient Symbol of Fertility

“According to the University of Florida’s Center for Children’s Literature and Culture, the origin of the celebration — and the origin of the Easter Bunny — can be traced back to 13th-century, pre-Christian Germany, when people worshiped several gods and goddesses. The Teutonic deity Eostra was the goddess of spring and fertility, and feasts were held in her honor on the Vernal Equinox. Her symbol was the rabbit because of the animal’s high reproduction rate.” 

there's something charming about the tale of Eostra and the fertile bunny delivering eggs. It's less charming now that it's been co-opted by Christianity into a celebration of scapegoating our sins with a human sacrifice.


It's Time To Move Out The Elderly and Save The Children

 Say Goodbye Grandma

 My idea is to offer a person with say two years to live a "Death Buyout"  - ie. "Here's $100,000 for your kids -now adios grandma because we can't spend another $600,000 to keep you drooling for another coupla years."
These are the hard facts:
"Let’s not forget that with the elderly population growing rapidly, even if cost increases for each beneficiary can be contained, Medicare would still claim a rising share of the American economy.
Medicare needs to take a cue from Willie Sutton, who reportedly said he robbed banks because that’s where the money was.  
 
The big money in Medicare is not to be found in Mr. Ryan’s competition or Mr. Obama’s innovation, but in reducing the cost of treating people in the last year of life, which consumes more than a quarter of the program’s budget.
 
No one wants to lose an aging parent. And with price out of the equation, it’s natural for patients and their families to try every treatment, regardless of expense or efficacy. But that imposes an enormous societal cost that few other nations have been willing to bear. Many countries whose health care systems are regularly extolled — including Canada, Australia and New Zealand — have systems for rationing care.
 

So- c'mon -let's give the kids a break and get the fuck off the stage already -if you believe in Heaven this magnanimous gesture oughta help stamp your ticket - if your an atheist just go the fuck to sleep already!

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Justice Thomas - Porno Freak - Just Sits There With His Buddy Scalia

 i have more sexual control than that porno nigga

Read this NY Times report and then join in the "March to Castrate Justice Clarence Thomas"

WASHINGTON — Lillian McEwen is not one of the women whose name is generally associated with Justice Clarence Thomas and his contentious confirmation hearings for a Supreme Court seat.

But now, at age 65 and retired from a long legal career, with nothing to lose and a book to sell, Ms. McEwen is ready for that to change.

This week’s news that his wife, Virginia, had left voice mail for Anita Hill, asking her to apologize for “what you did with my husband” at the confirmation hearings, gave Ms. McEwen an unexpected opportunity to talk about Justice Thomas, the man she was romantically involved with for “six or seven years” in the 1980s. The phone call, she said in an interview Friday, makes sense to her.

For Ms. Thomas, she said, the accusation of sexual harassment made by Ms. Hill “still has to be a mystery, that he is still angry about this and upset about it after all these years, and I can understand that she would want to know why, and solve a problem if she could — I mean, acting as a loyal wife.”

But Ms. McEwen said she knew a different Clarence Thomas, one whom she recognized in the 1991 testimony of Ms. Hill, who claimed that he had repeatedly made inappropriate sexual comments to her at work, including descriptions of pornographic films.

Ms. McEwen said that pornography for Justice Thomas was “just a part of his personality structure.” She said he kept a stack of pornographic magazines, “frequented a store on Dupont Circle that catered to his needs,” and allowed his interest in pornography to bleed into his professional relationships.

“It starts inside,” she said, tapping her head during a 30-minute interview inside her three-story condominium in Southwest Washington. “And then your behavior flows from what it is that’s important to you. That’s what happened with him, certainly.”

Justice Thomas, through a Supreme Court spokeswoman, Kathy Arberg, declined to comment.

Ms. McEwen, who said she was surprised not to be subpoenaed by either side, did not testify about Justice Thomas at his confirmation hearings. She said she never received a response from a note she wrote to Senator Joseph R. Biden Jr., who was running the hearings and with whom she had worked as a lawyer for the Judiciary Committee. She said the note, sent after Justice Thomas was nominated, reminded Mr. Biden that she knew the nominee.

“The hearings themselves were so constrained — the questioning, the subject matter — the scope of the hearings didn’t really allow for any kind of treatment of the issues that had been raised,” she said. “The kind of Clarence I knew at the time that these events occurred is the kind of Clarence that did not emerge from the hearings, I’ll say that. It was not him, and he probably would not have been on the court if the real Clarence had actually been revealed.”

But now Ms. McEwen, who first spoke to The Washington Post for an article published Friday, is ready to talk about the man she says is the “real Clarence,” or at least the one she knew intimately. After retiring in 2007, Ms. McEwen began working on a memoir, which she completed this year. Ms. McEwen also spoke with ABC News.

The book, tentatively called “All About Me,” focuses on her childhood in the District, but she said Justice Thomas appears “in probably about 20 to 25 percent of the pages in the book, because he was a significant part of my life for many years.”

However, what may be the biggest scoop in her book — the private details of her contact with Justice Thomas — may also prove the biggest challenge in getting it published. She said that some agents have not gotten back to her, and others have said “it’s just not the kind of book that they are particularly enthusiastic about, a lot of it having to do with the fact that Clarence is included.”

Though Ms. McEwen still seems to get upset discussing Justice Thomas at times, she said she was the one who ended the relationship.

“He was changing and I didn’t like it,” she said. “He was just becoming obsessed with campaigning for the president and interviewing with reporters and raising his child in a way I didn’t like. It’s a combination of obsessed, ambitious, irritable and bullying that was just too much for me.”

Ms. McEwen has generally kept a low profile all these years, largely out of respect for the wishes of Justice Thomas, who asked her to “take the same position toward him that his first wife had taken” and not speak publicly about their relationship. They see each other “sporadically” — the last time they crossed paths, she said, was at a talk he gave at Howard University after his book, “My Grandfather’s Son,” came out in 2007.

“His book had a sense of anger about that whole process, that led me to believe he still carries a grudge, as if he had been victimized somehow, and as if he hadn’t won,” she said. “It was almost as if he were not on the Supreme Court. Like he was kept from it.”

 Thomas is a fucking pig!
As for Ms. McEwen’s book, she said the process of writing it was therapeutic. She recently showed it to her daughter.

“It was probably T.M.I.,” she said, using the abbreviation for “too much information.” “But that’s the way it is.”

Sorry Anita

Why Are Jews so Successful and Muslims SO Weak?



/http://ibnmahadi.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/why-are-the-jews-so-powerful-by-dr-farrukh-saleem-the-writer-is-a-pakistani-an-islamabad-based-freelance-columnist/

Why are the Jews so powerful ? By: Dr Farrukh Saleem. (The writer is a Pakistani, an Islamabad-based freelance columnist.) January 12, 2009

There are an estimated 1,476,233,470 Muslims on the face of the planet: one billion in Asia, 400 million in Africa,44 million in Europe and six million in the Americas . Every fifth human being is a Muslim; for every single Hindu there are two Muslims, for every Buddhist there are two Muslims and for every Jew there are one hundred Muslims. Ever wondered why Muslims are so powerless ?
Here is why: There are 57 member-countries of the Organisation of Islamic Conference (OIC), and all of them put together have around 500 universities; one university for every three million Muslims. The United States has 5,758 universities and India has 8,407. In 2004, Shanghai Jiao Tong University compiled an ‘Academic Ranking of World Universities’ , and intriguingly, not one university from Muslim-majority states was in the top-500.

Interestingly, the combined annual GDP of 57 OIC-countries is under $2 trillion. America , just by herself, produces goods and services worth $12 trillion; China $8 trillion, Japan $3.8 trillion and Germany $2.4 trillion (purchasing power parity basis).
Oil rich Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait and Qatar collectively produce goods and services (mostly oil) worth $500 billion; Spain alone produces goods and services worth over $1 trillion, Catholic Poland $489 billion and Buddhist Thailand $545 billion. (Muslim GDP as a percentage of world GDP is fast declining).
So, why are Muslims so powerless ?

Answer: Lack of Education ! All we do is shout to Allah whole day and blame everyone else for our multiple failures..!
By: Dr Farrukh Saleem


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