Johnny Depp and Paula Deen In "Amos n Andy" for Disney Pix - FOR black History Month

 Johnny Depp wil play Andy

http://digibandito.com/1/post/2013/07/amos-n-andystarring-johnny-depp-and-paula-deen-for-disney-pix.html

 Paula Deen will play Kingfish

 maybe now them Jews in NY will take me back

 YES'M MISSA PAULA WE NIGGAS SHO DO PRECIATE YOU HELPIN US

"The Lone Ranger Vampire Hunter" with Tonto The Zombie

THAT version might have worked BUT Jerry Bruckheimer is way to old to understand the dementia going on inside GenY's heads -let alone the kids who will watch animation even if told their parents will not be home tonight because they were killed on the Freeway just hours earlier - "Oh that's so sad but we're still going to see 'Expendables 2" - aren't we grandma?"

 i guess i'm too old

I mean asking Bruckheimer to come up with cutting edge cinema for todays loony youth is like asking ME to design condoms for gay men - speaking of which -"Brokeback Lone Ranger" where The Lone Ranger cornholes Tonto in a hay stack would have been a box office smash!

OR even something funny like The Lone Ranger and Tonto starring Will Ferrel as a cross dressing  Ranger and Seth Grodin as an autistic Tonto and with Scarlett Johannsen as a nymphomaniac Medicine Women and Johnny Depp as a demented Preacher who cornholes barn animals. (shortage of Altar Boys back then)

  historic clunker

Firefighters Should Not Burn to Save Rich Folks Homes

 

 

 comment to article below - "As someone who fought forest fires in British Columbia for five years, I have to say that this sort of tragedy would never happen in Canada. We always worked with the utmost caution: no one should ever die to save trees and homes. The sort-of gung-ho militarized nature of US firefighting is unnecessary and ultimately dangerous."

 

 READ THIS - http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/04/new-west-old-story/?hp

 

 After the Big Burn of 1910, which consumed three million acres in a weekend, the Forest Service became the fire service — a protector of woods and cabins rather than a mere steward of the great public land domain. Now almost 40 percent of the Forest Service budget is given over to firefighting. Decisions on which fires to battle often come down to how many homes are in a given area.

Paula Deen's New BBQ Sauce Line --"Nigga Hot Lips" - from The Queen of Southern Racist Cooking

The Queen of Southern racism in the kitchen announced today:

"Nigga Hot Lips" is so tasty and hot every Big Lipped Nigga in the world will be begging for more of my new "Big Lipped Nigga Hot " Recipes!" AND my new "Big Lipped Nigga"  HotCookbook!"

AND

"Them Jews at The Food Network will be beggin me to come back!"

 

Moishe Pipick VP programming at The Food Network responded:

'Paula Deen is a Racist Redneck Southern Cracker and she can go stick her nigga lip sauce in her fat crotch!"

What Jesus REALLY meant -The Golden Stool Rule

"Do unto others UNLESS you are full of bullshit!"

 

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"do unto others what you would have done unto you if you were not so full of shit"

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Tony (The fat geek) Scalia is Commited to Nut House for Observation After Gay Ruling

Scalia Arrested Trying to Burn Down Supreme Court

 party time Tony

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a shocking end to an illustrious legal career, police arrested Justice Antonin Scalia today as he attempted to set the Supreme Court building ablaze.
Justice Scalia, who had seemed calm and composed during the announcement of two major rulings this morning, was spotted by police minutes later outside the building, carrying a book of matches and a gallon of kerosene.
After police nabbed Justice Scalia and placed him in handcuffs, the Juror appeared “at peace and resigned to his fate,” a police spokesman said.

“He went quietly,” the spokesman said. “He just muttered something like, ‘I don’t want to live in a world like this.’ ”
Back at the Supreme Court, Justice Scalia’s colleagues said they hoped he would get the help he needed, except for Justice Clarence Thomas, who said nothing.

 i am white

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Mitt Romney Heading To - Mormon Home for Criminally Insane -says Anne

Mitt Romney Released from Mental Hospital - BUT

Ann Romney stated: "We picked him up and at first he seemed calmer and more focused after the lobotomy BUT...'

"There was a report on the radio and as soon as he heard O'Bama speaking he started screaming and he tried to choke the limo driver  and then he removed his pants and started to jerk off!"

Mrs Romney went on;  "This is the last straw for us - the family has all agreed that he needs to be sent to The Mormon Home for The Criminally Insane"

She concluded: - "To tell you the truth -  am beginning to believe that all these Mormons are as wacko as their founder Joseph (the magician) Smith -they certainly all look a like!"

Romney with a wig

Paula Deen's - "Nigger BBQ Cottage" premiers on TLDC -post Food Network firing

The Learning Disabled Channel Announces "Paula Deen's Nigger BBQ Cottage"

"Well -the Food Channel's loss is our gain";  -said Charles Schlocker -VP programming for the recently rebranded TLDC -formerly TLC Cable Network.

  Charles Schlocker  -VP Programs TLCD

 Schlocker stated"Paula Deen's Nigger BBQ Cottage" will showcase Paula cooking BBQ for her negroe friends and as Paula always says:"

NOBODY appreciates BBQ like a big fat Nigger Mama or a Big handsome Nigger Buck!"

 i just love MY jigaboo boo's!

digibandit Hollywood reporter Elise Mandelbaum asked Deen if she was angry with the Food network for firing her and she responded.

"Them Kikes up in new York City don't know nuthin bout Niggers or Southern folk -now do they honey?"

"I guess Not!

The Digibandit

"Corned Beef on Wry"

The Learning Disabled Channel Announces "Paula Deen's Nigga BBQ Cottage"

"Well -the Food Channel's loss is our gain";  -said Charles Schlocker -VP programming for the recently rebranded TLDC -formerly TLC Cable Network.

  Charles Schlocker  -VP Programs TLCD

 Schlocker stated"Paula Deen's Nigger BBQ Cottage" will showcase Paula cooking BBQ for her negroe friends and as Paula always says:"

NOBODY appreciates BBQ like a big fat Nigga Mama or a Big handsome Nigga Buck!"

 i just love MY jigaboo boo's!

digibandit Hollywood reporter Elise Mandelbaum asked Deen if she was angry with the Food network for firing her and she responded.

"Them Kikes up in new York City don't know nuthin bout Niggers or Southern folk -now do they honey?"

"I guess Not!

Paula Deen Is Just Your Average Ignorant Southern Christian Ignorant Cracker Redneck

 Nigger is just a word -it don't mean nuttin

For over two centuries black people were enslaved - worked like dogs for nothing -ripped apart from their families -brutalized - stripped of all human dignity -hung from trees like apples -whipped and burnt and branded.

So when a prominent redneck like Paula Deen remains culturally tone deaf to the sensitivity which that sordid history produced it is less a condition of racism but a prime example of the fucking pervasive ignorance at the core of low class white christian red state ignorance that continues to resist all efforts to make America a fair and progressive Nation for all it's citizens.

These fat backward christians waiting in protest to the Food network's firing her outside of Deen's restaurant looking like goobers lined up drooling to get on  "The Price is Right"

need to put away their bible belting mentalities and join the rest of progressive America which is striving for a fairer and more illuminated existence based on education - intelligent and compassionate parenting -and an honest awareness of history.

Lindsay Mills is Horny and says Edward Snowden is an Attention Whore and a Wimp!

Lindsay Mills, Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend, Writes ‘All I Feel Is Horny’

  By Moishe pipick Jun 11, 2013 2:29 PM EDT Updated Lindsay Mills’s father, Jonathan Mills, told reporters on Tuesday night that he had been communicating with his daughter via text message, but he didn’t know where she is. “I know more from your reports than from anywhere else,” Mills said. 

Asked about how his daughter is doing, he simply said “she’s holding on.” 

Mills said Edward Snowden, who dated his daughter for four or five years, had always “ been a schmuck,”  and when finding out that he’s the leaker said:

“ he should be hung as a traitor.”

 hopefully Snowden will also be hung

Rupert Murdoch Divorces After Contracting HPV From Young Wife

 Better Keep That Mouth Closed Rupert

 That's Twenty Billion DollarsWorth  of HPV

Wendy Deng -Bad Beaver

Wendy Deng speaking from the Murdoch's 400 milion dollar Yacht told Hollywood digibandit reporter Elise Mandelbaum today:

"His old tongue was ready to fall out anyway!"

Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest ratings in TV History - Guaranteed!

 In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette would DRIVE 40 million viewers to this program and be a breakout example - once and for all - of what American Morons really want in escapist reality programming in this cultural era best defined by Chris Hitchens in his book:

The Age of Ilusion - (The Rise of Spectacle AND The Triumph of Illiteracy)

Week 3 of the latest season of The Bachelorette (1.7/5) saw Desiree Hartsock’s search for love pit her remaining 10 male suitors against players from the National Dodgeball League, take them to a dude ranch and discover that someone has a girlfriend back home. Of course, in the end two of the guys ended up going home. Also in the end, The Bachelorette was even with its June 4 show and tied a regular broadcast series low.

HOWEVER

The Bachelorette Anal Sex Special could make ratings and cultural history

As The Bachelors Take Turns Cornholing her to the delight of everyone involved - especially The Bachelorette who will then Crown The Winning Butt Buster:

 Her Butt Is Wild!

Her Crown Prince of Anal Entry

Grab this idea fast or The Learning Disabled Channel will jump on it for sure!

(formerly TLC)