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| I'm gonna leave them with one final message |
"Oh and a big fuck you to Mitt Romney and the whole republican establishment"
Friday, March 04, 2016
Trump says he will MOON Cruz and Rubio -Sometime before the Campaign Ends!
The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...
The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...: "This fat fcking Bible Belting Hog just got grease on my Armani" Trump HolyLand
Thursday, March 03, 2016
Wednesday, March 02, 2016
Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump HolyLand
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| "This fat fcking Bible Belting Hog just got grease on my Armani" |
Trump HolyLand
The Digibandit: Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals k...
The Digibandit: Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals k...: American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography. Western Women rejected m...
The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...
The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...: A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday. The Tru...
Tuesday, March 01, 2016
New In-Space Masturbation Record set by Scott Kelly - Beats (pun) Yuri Gargonin by 300 Ejaculations!
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| this is the palm that did the work |
There are many ways to measure Mr. Kelly’s nearly yearlong mission. Among them, he traveled 143,846,525 miles, worked on more than 400 experiments and logged about 650 miles on a treadmill.
AND masturbated 1,250 times!
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| Congratulations to Scott Kelly -He is now champion space masturbator |
Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals killed him!
American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography.
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| Western Women rejected me |
Investigators recovered a "fairly extensive" cache of "modern, electronically recorded" pornography from Osama bin Laden's compound, according to Reuters. Considered in concert with the fact that he also reportedly had natural boner juice on hand, one can reasonably conclude that bin Laden spent the balance of his time on the run jackin' it.
The Bug People have crawled out from under their Rocks!
A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday.
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| The Trump Bugs |
Monday, February 29, 2016
Black Actors should stop Crying and Recognize - THEY ARE BLACK! - DUH!
Minority actors should stop crying -Writers reflect cultural narratives and then the casting reflects THAT narrative -
DUH!
Old saying: "only your mother loves you for yourself". For everybody else, it's "what can you do for me?
Show business, like publishing, is a business first and foremost. It is all about "how fast and easy can you solve my problem?".
Sunday, February 28, 2016
The Digibandit: Jesus' original philosophy "THE Golden STOOl" not ...
The Digibandit: Jesus' original philosophy "THE Golden STOOl" not ...: https://www.facebook.com/The-Golden-Stool-157970981028939/?ref=hl In 20 AD Jesus Christ said "Do unto others as you would ...
Saturday, February 27, 2016
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...
The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have Spoken! --Trump Cabinet Meeting
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| The people have spoken |
Friday, February 26, 2016
The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...
The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...: next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. Whi...
The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...
The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...: next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. Whi...
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Run for President - Any moron can Get Rich!
Mr. Trump is not the only contender to make the calculation that running for president is win-win, burnishing “brand” value even for the losers. Ben Carson — yes, still in the race — seems more interested in selling books than in attaining higher office. Marco Rubio has already enjoyed years of patronage from a billionaire auto dealer in Florida.
The examples of Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee underscore the point that a no-hope presidential run has more upside than downside. A career as a right-wing celebrity — a stint on Fox News, speaking fees, book advances — is more profitable than one in the Senate. These incentives have helped to shift the Republican Party from a party of opportunity to a party of opportunists.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
The Digibandit: American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if...
The Digibandit: American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if...: Ted Cruz - and Marco Rubio get direct messages from god!
Monday, February 22, 2016
The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...
The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...: "laugh - you mean stinky motha fuckas!" So said Chris Rock -who will lead the Middle East Islamo Fundamentalist Tour said toda...
The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest
The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest: "At least your moron brother had a pair of balls!" Let's have your submissions by March,15 -The Ides of March Firs...
The Bernie Spring is almost over! (Remember the Arab Spring?)
Mrs. Clinton has 502 delegates to Mr. Sanders’s 70; 2,383 are needed to win the nomination. These numbers include delegates won in state contests and superdelegates, who can support any candidate. She is likely to win a delegate jackpot from the overwhelmingly black and Hispanic areas in the Southern-dominated Super Tuesday primaries on March 1, when 11 states will vote and about 880 delegates will be awarded.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
The Digibandit: American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!
The Digibandit: American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!: The 20 wealthiest Americans, a group that would fit comfortably inside a luxury private jet bound for a private Caribbean island, are worth...
Saturday, February 20, 2016
The Digibandit: Bundy Gang get's Warm Reception in Jail. - oooooo...
The Digibandit: Bundy Gang get's Warm Reception in Jail. - oooooo...: Welcome White Trash -Now Bend Over! That's what i call sweet justice!
Duckshit and Ted Cruz
Phil Robertson, the prodigally bearded “Duck Dynasty” commander, appeared, too. “Guns and Bibles and the one who wrote it brought us here!” he thundered. The audience roared, especially when it was suggested that Robertson might make a great vice president for Cruz.
Friday, February 19, 2016
George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest
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| "At least your moron brother had a pair of balls!" |
Let's have your submissions by March,15 -The Ides of March
First prize is an all expense paid week at a Trump Resort including hookers.
American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!
The 20 wealthiest Americans, a group that would fit comfortably inside a luxury private jet bound for a private Caribbean island, are worth more than the poorer half of the American population, according to a recent report from the Institute for Policy Studies. Forbes’s wealthiest 100 are worth as much as all 42 million African-Americans, the report says.
Twenty votes vs 218,959,000 million Americans eligible to vote?
(Total number of Americans eligible to vote, 218,959,000. ... Percent of Americans who voted in the 2012 Presidential election, 57.5 %)
SO most Americans must LOVE getting fcked by the rich and powerful!
The Digibandit: Attention all Jew/Israel haters!
The Digibandit: Attention all Jew/Israel haters!: "Palestinian leaders also have a responsibility to curb that hate — to cease incitement, hold elections, overcome divisions and aband...
"Mitlaufer" - The World's Collective Shame regarding Syria
The “dimensions of shame” awaiting the perpetrators and bystanders to the crimes of the Syrian war are as yet unknown, but they will be ample. German has a better word than bystander for those — always the majority — who make their accommodations with evil. That word is “mitläufer” — roughly “fellow traveler.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/19/opinion/one-mans-syrian-resistance.html?module=notification&version=NotificationPanel®ion=TopBar&action=click&eventName=click&contentCollection=column.roger-cohen&contentPlacement=3&pgtype=article
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Bundy Gang get's Warm Reception in Jail. - oooooooooeeeeee!
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| Welcome White Trash -Now Bend Over! |
That's what i call sweet justice!
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
The Digibandit: God recalls White Christian Losers! -Defectives!
The Digibandit: God recalls White Christian Losers! -Defectives!: As Gina Kolata reported in November in The New York Times: “Something startling is happening to middle-aged white Americans. Unlike e...
Great News! -The defectives are dying off!
Life expectancy for the bottom 10 percent of male wage earners born in 1920 was 72.9, compared with 73.6 for those born in 1950, the Brookings researchers found. For the top 10 percent, life expectancy jumped to 87.2 from 79.1.
Sunday, February 14, 2016
The Digibandit: Whitey gets a taste of being Black in America! -W...
The Digibandit: Whitey gets a taste of being Black in America! -W...: Upper middle class whites get ALL the best schools the best bling the best pussy - the best jobs -the most fun - security and the best booz...
Clarence Thomas stroke guaranteed! -Anita Hill to replace Fat Tony!
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"Clarence is a porno lovin woman abusing self hating black turd!"
Anita Hill
Saturday, February 13, 2016
American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if they misinterpret him?
Ted Cruz - and Marco Rubio get direct messages from god!
Thursday, February 11, 2016
Monday, February 08, 2016
Sunday, February 07, 2016
Bernie Sanders is a Dick Magnet for Young Women Voters
Bernie helps young women get laid!
Gloria Steinem, one of the most famous spokeswomen of the feminist movement, took the sentiment a step further on Friday in an interview with the talk show host Bill Maher. Explaining how women tend to become more active in politics as they become older,
she suggested younger women were just backing Mr. Sanders so that they could meet young men.
#berniedickmagnet
Friday, February 05, 2016
Whitey gets a taste of being Black in America! -What goes around............
Upper middle class whites get ALL the best schools the best bling the best pussy - the best jobs -the most fun - security and the best booze and drugs!
SO -Now! - Middle class and po whites; YOU now know what it's like to be black in America!
Boo hoo hoo! -And fck YOU!
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his...
The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his...: The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples... : Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight"...
God recalls White Christian Losers! -Defectives!
As Gina Kolata reported in November in The New York Times:
“Something startling is happening to middle-aged white Americans. Unlike every other age group, unlike every other racial and ethnic group, unlike their counterparts in other rich countries, death rates in this group have been rising, not falling.”
He rattled off the reasons for this rise — suicide, alcoholism and drug overdose
Adios and good riddance mothafckas!
GOP - Beggars Banquet! -Something for ALL White Christian Losers!
GOP - Something for ALL white christian losers!
The results from the Iowa caucuses revealed that Republican caucusgoers gave roughly even support to the top three finishers — Ted Cruz, a much-loathed anti-institutional who has shown a pyromaniac’s predilection for wanting to torch Washington rather than make it work; the real estate developer spouting nativist and even fascist policies with the fervor of a prosperity preacher; and Marco Rubio, a too-slick-to-be-trusted stripling who oozes ambition with every obviously rehearsed response.
Thursday, February 04, 2016
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...
The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...
Bush lays an Egg!
Speaking at the Hanover Inn near the Vermont border on Tuesday, Mr. Bush finished a fiery riff about protecting the country — “I won’t be out here blow-harding, talking a big game without backing it up,” he said — and was met with total silence.
“Please clap,” he said, sounding defeated.
The crowd laughed — and then, finally, clapped.
badaboom!
Wednesday, February 03, 2016
The Digibandit: Attention all Jew/Israel haters!
The Digibandit: Attention all Jew/Israel haters!: "Palestinian leaders also have a responsibility to curb that hate — to cease incitement, hold elections, overcome divisions and aband...
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Friday, January 29, 2016
Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact with Male Barbies!
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| next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex |
The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. While Barbie was once Mattel’s powerhouse brand, sales have plummeted in recent years as the doll has struggled to remain relevant to little girls who do not look like her and who play with toys other than dolls.
“This is about drawing a wider demographic that had turned away from Barbie back to Barbie,” said Jim Silver, the editor of TTPM, a toy review website.
“I think today, frankly more so than any other time, Barbie is truly representing what girls see,” said Richard Dickson, who is Mattel’s president and chief operating officer and the executive in charge of Barbie’s reinvention.
Clinton's Blow Job Photo Caption Contest
Photo Caption Contest -Men Only!
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| "Ok - It was wrong! BUT when's the last time a young hottie offered to suck YOUR Johnson fatso!" |
Attention all Jew/Israel haters!
"Palestinian leaders also have a responsibility to curb that hate — to cease incitement, hold elections, overcome divisions and abandon their sterile retreat into victimhood."
Well, they have had many chances to do just that beginning the the late 1940s. Neither they nor most of their Muslim brethren have been able to acknowledge the state of Israel -- nor can they admit that a Palestine larger than Israel was part of the bargain, with Jerusalem as an international city, and they blew it by launching wars against the Jews.
At one point, land you've lost in a war of your own choosing gets forfeited.
And, let's face it: Israel returned the Sinai and Gaza, both of which were won, again, in wars begun by Muslims. And what happened? Instead of creating peaceful communities, Arabs made these areas staging grounds for terrorist attacks. Paid for by us.
Unfortunately, as in many things, reality is what people make it. And Muslims have been very good at keeping Palestinians in refugee camps for all the world to see instead of integrating them.
With relatives and family friends who had to flee Turkey at the start of the last century, I'd be hard pressed to find any that stayed in refugee camps in Greece just to get back at the Ottomans.
ps. When Jordan let the PLO in they tried to take it over and were expelled AND Lebanon denies them citizenship to this day! OH and with the world's ongoing slaughterhouses which make Israel look like Periclean Athens -- One wonders about all this focus on the Middle East's only tiny besieged democracy????????????? Moral relativism - Jew hatred and ignorance are the only explanation!
Thursday, January 28, 2016
Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples
Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded:
This from a man who had to get his stomach STAPLED to control his gluttony?"
"Just what we need -A president who lacks complete control over his eating habits."
"A manic compulsive with the nuclear suitcase!"
"Remove your staples governor and let's see what you are REALLY made of?
Iowan Corntards Wait for Trump like Deserted Puppies!
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| He'll be here -Don't worry -he is our fearless leader! LMFAO! |
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
The Digibandit: Trump overheard Blasting Iowa in Motel Room
The Digibandit: Trump overheard Blasting Iowa in Motel Room: "I can't believe i have to stay in this fcking dump!" said Trump to his campaign manager! Merle Snott the manager rof th...
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
The Digibandit: Trump overheard Blasting Iowa in Motel Room
The Digibandit: Trump overheard Blasting Iowa in Motel Room: "I can't believe i have to stay in this fcking dump!" said Trump to his campaign manager! Merle Snott the manager rof th...
Monday, January 25, 2016
The Digibandit: Catch The Bern - Photo Caption Contest
The Digibandit: Catch The Bern - Photo Caption Contest: "What's this old fcking Jew doing in Iowa anyways?" Now let's have YOURS! Just look at those young christian corntard...
Trump overheard Blasting Iowa in Motel Room
"I can't believe i have to stay in this fcking dump!" said Trump to his campaign manager!
Merle Snott the manager rof the Min-Iowa Motel in Sioux City overheard the conversation shortly after Trump checked in over the intercom.
'I also heard him say: "It's bad enough i had to go kiss some Iowan Corntard Priest's ass -let alone spend the night in this hogpit of a motel."
The Fox News reporter asked Mr. Snott; "Are you still gonna vote for Trump?"
"Hell yes! - ."He's a real American - unlike that Spic Cruz!"
Sunday, January 24, 2016
The Digibandit: Abortions Create Energy -Save The Earth - UTEROIL ...
The Digibandit: Abortions Create Energy -Save The Earth - UTEROIL ...: Uteroil - Energy Created from Aborted Fetus' and Placentas - Will Save The World Placent Ready for Uteroil ...
Doctor Trumpenstein - An original GOP Creation
But it’s not Trump’s fault. He merely reached out to people who have heard the endless drumbeat and the piercing dog whistle of conservatives telling them that the country is in trouble. The economy is a shambles (it isn’t), Obamacare is a disaster (it’s a success), unemployment is high (it’s the best it’s been in a decade), and immigrants are taking good jobs from Americans (they aren’t).
So much dysfunction! Voters don’t want policy wonks, or competent leaders, or someone you might trust with the nuclear codes.
They want a shambling loud-mouthed real-estate mogul who insults women and trivializes the complexity of government.
Friday, January 22, 2016
Goldfish
"In the information blur of last year, you may have overlooked news of our incredibly shrinking attention span. A survey of Canadian media consumption by Microsoft concluded that the average attention span had fallen to eight seconds, down from 12 in the year 2000. We now have a shorter attention span than goldfish, the study found."
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/22/opinion/the-eight-second-attention-span.html?module=notification&version=NotificationPanel®ion=TopBar&action=click&eventName=click&contentCollection=column.timothy-egan&contentPlacement=1&pgtype=article
However -These 'Goldfish" can focus on a video game all day long while texting and sharing pictures between pauses in the video mayhem.
This will become a survival mechanism ( cultural evolution) because soon an increasing number of people will be wards of a government system of "living wages" as their economic utility continues to devolve and degrade to worthlessness.
The LAST thing society can tolerate is millions of bored citizens siiting around staring into space!
Look at The GOP primary political dystopia and multiply that by magnitudes.
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Catch The Bern - Photo Caption Contest
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| "What's this old fcking Jew doing in Iowa anyways?" Now let's have YOURS!
Just look at those young christian corntards and imagine what they're thinking up there in Iowa?
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Winners will receive a "Catch The Bern" autographed Yarmulke
Sunday, January 10, 2016
Oprah launches "Are You TOTALLY Fcked Upp?" -Exciting new Reality based Game Program
"ARE YOU Totally Fcked Upp ?" From Harpo Studios comes the new reality based game show “Are You Fucked Up, America?,” hosted by veteran TV producer Barry Poznick (“Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader”) and comedienne/actress Kim Coles (“Living Single”).
Have you ever peeked at your boyfriend’s emails? Or done your household chores naked? Do you and your spouse sleep in separate bedrooms? Do you fart when you reach orgasm?Do you talk to your Dildo? Do you fantasize about sex with your Dog? Do you hate your husband's Dick shape? Do you hate your wife's bushy bush? Is oral sex standing up your thing? Is anal sex preferrable to primary hole entry?
This lively game show will answer burning questions by using a highly scientific and deeply revealing poll, in addition to a “jury” of real Americans, man-on-the-street polling, real life situations shot in the field, and in-studio demonstrations. Each episode will feature contestants who will win big money in their quest to learn if they’re totally fucked up or not.
Produced by Harpo Studios with Zoo Productions. Executive producers are Jill Van Lokeren and Jon Sinclair from Harpo Studios, as well as Barry Poznick and John Stevens from Zoo Productions (producers of “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” and his latest production:
"Is a Black Teenager Smarter Than an African Grey Parrot?" -Coming soon from Fox Tv.
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