Thank You God and Jesus Christ for sending us Donny and Teddy - AND Destroying The GOP

 I WAS an Atheist -BUT Now I am Saved!

“At some point, we have to deal with the fact that there are at least two candidates who could utterly destroy the Republican bench for a generation if they became the nominee,” said Josh Holmes, a former chief of staff to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. “We’d be hard-pressed to elect a Republican dogcatcher north of the Mason-Dixon or west of the Mississippi.”

‪#‎goptotaldestruction‬

 Teddy was right about the power of prayer

The Digibandit: Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked ...

The Digibandit: Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked ...:   Ronnie has called out to me to join him!  "Ronnie told me that he wished he could kill himself because of his torture watching A...

The Digibandit: The MAJOR reason the Southern Male Porkers hate th...

The Digibandit: The MAJOR reason the Southern Male Porkers hate th...: Stick with your hog women!

Christopher Walken for President -"More Cowbell" America!

https://youtu.be/GCd0OjjCz88

Trump tells Ben Carson - ''Stick your endorsement up your black ass - moron Nigga!"

Ben Carson will endorse Donald Trump on Friday, multiple sources told CNN.

The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...

The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...: "This fat fcking Bible Belting Hog just got grease on my Armani" Trump HolyLand

The MAJOR reason the Southern Male Porkers hate the Liberals -Take a look!

Stick with your hog women!

The Digibandit: Trump says he will MOON Cruz and Rubio -Sometime b...

The Digibandit: Trump says he will MOON Cruz and Rubio -Sometime b...: I'm gonna leave them with one final message "Oh and a big fuck you to Mitt Romney and the whole republican establishment"...

The Digibandit: Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked ...

The Digibandit: Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked ...:   Ronnie has called out to me to join him!  "Ronnie told me that he wished he could kill himself because of his torture watching A...

Nancy Reagan leaves Suicide Note! - Ronnie asked her to join him! - Cannot watch Trump alone!

 Ronnie has called out to me to join him!

 "Ronnie told me that he wished he could kill himself because of his torture watching American Republicans turn into morons and follow a maniac down the road of political suicide.

It will be a great relief to join him and leave those GOP defectives and their moronic followers behind me!"

 PS -Ronnie said last night:

"Donald Trump is the biggest horses ass he had ever seen  on two legs."

"Hurry - I need you!"

The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...

The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...: A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday.  The Tru...

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...

The Digibandit: Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christia...: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/04/opinion/campaign-stops/the-beast-is-us.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-headin...

Stop Them in The Womb! - 50% of all White Christian Americans SHOULD have been Aborted!

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/04/opinion/campaign-stops/the-beast-is-us.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-right-region&region=opinion-c-col-right-region&

Stop microscopic cells from turning into defective  haters and morons

Stop Them In The Womb

Trump says he will MOON Cruz and Rubio -Sometime before the Campaign Ends!

I'm gonna leave them with one final message

"Oh and a big fuck you to Mitt Romney and the whole republican establishment"

The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...

The Digibandit: Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump...: "This fat fcking Bible Belting Hog just got grease on my Armani" Trump HolyLand

"You MY Bitch NOW Porky!" -Trump tells Christie

 You my bitch now porky

Trump Photo Caption Contest - Win a week in Trump HolyLand

"This fat fcking Bible Belting Hog just got grease on my Armani"

Trump HolyLand

The Digibandit: Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals k...

The Digibandit: Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals k...: American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography.   Western Women rejected m...

The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...

The Digibandit: The Bug People have crawled out from under their R...: A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday.  The Tru...

New In-Space Masturbation Record set by Scott Kelly - Beats (pun) Yuri Gargonin by 300 Ejaculations!

 this is the palm that did the work

There are many ways to measure Mr. Kelly’s nearly yearlong mission. Among them, he traveled 143,846,525 miles, worked on more than 400 experiments and logged about 650 miles on a treadmill. 

AND masturbated 1,250 times!

 Congratulations to Scott Kelly  -He is now champion space masturbator

Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals killed him!

American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography.

 Western Women rejected me

Investigators recovered a "fairly extensive" cache of "modern, electronically recorded" pornography from Osama bin Laden's compound, according to Reuters. Considered in concert with the fact that he also reportedly had natural boner juice on hand, one can reasonably conclude that bin Laden spent the balance of his time on the run jackin' it.

The Bug People have crawled out from under their Rocks!

A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday. 

The Trump Bugs

Black Actors should stop Crying and Recognize - THEY ARE BLACK! - DUH!

Minority actors should stop crying -Writers reflect cultural narratives and then the casting reflects THAT narrative -

DUH!

Old saying: "only your mother loves you for yourself". For everybody else, it's "what can you do for me? 

Show business, like publishing, is a business first and foremost. It is all about "how fast and easy can you solve my problem?".

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The Digibandit: The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have...

The Digibandit: The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have...:  The people have spoken

Stop Fucking Morons! - Make America great AGAIN!

Stop making more schmucks!

The Digibandit: Jesus' original philosophy "THE Golden STOOl" not ...

The Digibandit: Jesus' original philosophy "THE Golden STOOl" not ...: https://www.facebook.com/The-Golden-Stool-157970981028939/?ref=hl In 20 AD Jesus Christ said "Do unto others as you would ...

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...

The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have Spoken! --Trump Cabinet Meeting

 The people have spoken

The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...

The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...:  next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. Whi...

The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...

The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...:  next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. Whi...

Trump Blames IRS for Picking on Him BECAUSE of His hair

Run for President - Any moron can Get Rich!

Mr. Trump is not the only contender to make the calculation that running for president is win-win, burnishing “brand” value even for the losers. Ben Carson — yes, still in the race — seems more interested in selling books than in attaining higher office. Marco Rubio has already enjoyed years of patronage from a billionaire auto dealer in Florida.

The examples of Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee underscore the point that a no-hope presidential run has more upside than downside. A career as a right-wing celebrity — a stint on Fox News, speaking fees, book advances — is more profitable than one in the Senate. These incentives have helped to shift the Republican Party from a party of opportunity to a party of opportunists.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/24/opinion/what-todays-republicans-dont-get-about-reagan.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-right-region&region=opinion-c-col-right-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region

The Digibandit: Obama delivers strong message to GOP trash!

The Digibandit: Obama delivers strong message to GOP trash!

Trump followers are White Trash Christian Haters

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/25/upshot/measuring-donald-trumps-supporters-for-intolerance.html?em_pos=small&emc=edit_up_20160224&nl=upshot&nl_art=0&nlid=48728608&ref=headline&te=1

The Digibandit: American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if...

The Digibandit: American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if...: Ted Cruz - and Marco Rubio get  direct messages from god!

The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...

The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...: "laugh - you mean stinky motha fuckas!"  So said Chris Rock -who will lead the Middle East Islamo Fundamentalist Tour said toda...

The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest

The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest:   "At least your moron brother had a pair of balls!" Let's have your submissions by March,15 -The Ides of March Firs...

The Bernie Spring is almost over! (Remember the Arab Spring?)

Mrs. Clinton has 502 delegates to Mr. Sanders’s 70; 2,383 are needed to win the nomination. These numbers include delegates won in state contests and superdelegates, who can support any candidate. She is likely to win a delegate jackpot from the overwhelmingly black and Hispanic areas in the Southern-dominated Super Tuesday primaries on March 1, when 11 states will vote and about 880 delegates will be awarded.

‪#‎berniespring‬

The Digibandit: American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!

The Digibandit: American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!: The 20 wealthiest Americans, a group that would fit comfortably inside a luxury private jet bound for a private Caribbean island, are worth...

The Digibandit: Bundy Gang get's Warm Reception in Jail. - oooooo...

The Digibandit: Bundy Gang get's Warm Reception in Jail. - oooooo...: Welcome White Trash -Now Bend Over! That's what i call sweet justice!

Duckshit and Ted Cruz

Phil Robertson, the prodigally bearded “Duck Dynasty” commander, appeared, too. “Guns and Bibles and the one who wrote it brought us here!” he thundered. The audience roared, especially when it was suggested that Robertson might make a great vice president for Cruz.

George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest

 "At least your moron brother had a pair of balls!"

Let's have your submissions by March,15 -The Ides of March

First prize is an all expense paid week at a Trump Resort including hookers.

American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!

The 20 wealthiest Americans, a group that would fit comfortably inside a luxury private jet bound for a private Caribbean island, are worth more than the poorer half of the American population, according to a recent report from the Institute for Policy Studies. Forbes’s wealthiest 100 are worth as much as all 42 million African-Americans, the report says.

Twenty votes vs 218,959,000 million Americans eligible to vote?

(Total number of Americans eligible to vote, 218,959,000. ... Percent of Americans who voted in the 2012 Presidential election, 57.5 %)

SO most Americans must LOVE getting fcked by the rich and powerful!

‪#‎americanslovegettingscrewed‬

The Digibandit: Attention all Jew/Israel haters!

The Digibandit: Attention all Jew/Israel haters!: "Palestinian leaders also have a responsibility to curb that hate — to cease incitement, hold elections, overcome divisions and aband...

"Mitlaufer" - The World's Collective Shame regarding Syria

The “dimensions of shame” awaiting the perpetrators and bystanders to the crimes of the Syrian war are as yet unknown, but they will be ample. German has a better word than bystander for those — always the majority — who make their accommodations with evil. That word is “mitläufer” — roughly “fellow traveler.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/19/opinion/one-mans-syrian-resistance.html?module=notification&version=NotificationPanel&region=TopBar&action=click&eventName=click&contentCollection=column.roger-cohen&contentPlacement=3&pgtype=article

Bundy Gang get's Warm Reception in Jail. - oooooooooeeeeee!

Welcome White Trash -Now Bend Over!

That's what i call sweet justice!

The Digibandit: God recalls White Christian Losers! -Defectives!

The Digibandit: God recalls White Christian Losers! -Defectives!: As Gina Kolata reported in November in The New York Times: “Something startling is happening to middle-aged white Americans. Unlike e...

Great News! -The defectives are dying off!

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/13/health/disparity-in-life-spans-of-the-rich-and-the-poor-is-growing.html?em_pos=large&emc=edit_nn_20160216&nl=morning-briefing&nlid=48728608&_r=0

Life expectancy for the bottom 10 percent of male wage earners born in 1920 was 72.9, compared with 73.6 for those born in 1950, the Brookings researchers found. For the top 10 percent, life expectancy jumped to 87.2 from 79.1.

The Digibandit: Whitey gets a taste of being Black in America! -W...

The Digibandit: Whitey gets a taste of being Black in America! -W...: Upper middle class whites get ALL the best schools the best bling the best pussy - the best jobs -the most fun - security and the best booz...

Clarence Thomas stroke guaranteed! -Anita Hill to replace Fat Tony!

https://www.change.org/p/nominate-anita-hill-for-supreme-court-justice?recruiter=40939820&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

Add caption

"Clarence is a porno lovin woman abusing self hating black turd!"

Anita Hill

The Digibandit: Obama delivers strong message to GOP trash!

The Digibandit: Obama delivers strong message to GOP trash!

American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if they misinterpret him?

Ted Cruz - and Marco Rubio get  direct messages from god!

If Bernie Shits Himself it's OVER!

Stand by!

Obama Celebrates!

Obama delivers strong message to GOP trash!

Bernie Sanders is a Dick Magnet for Young Women Voters

Bernie helps young women get laid!

Gloria Steinem, one of the most famous spokeswomen of the feminist movement, took the sentiment a step further on Friday in an interview with the talk show host Bill Maher. Explaining how women tend to become more active in politics as they become older, 

she suggested younger women were just backing Mr. Sanders so that they could meet young men.

‪#‎berniedickmagnet‬

Whitey gets a taste of being Black in America! -What goes around............

Upper middle class whites get ALL the best schools the best bling the best pussy - the best jobs -the most fun - security and the best booze and drugs!

SO -Now! - Middle class and po whites; YOU now know what it's like to be black in America!

Boo hoo hoo! -And fck YOU!

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his...

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his...: The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples... : Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight&quot...

God recalls White Christian Losers! -Defectives!

As Gina Kolata reported in November in The New York Times:

“Something startling is happening to middle-aged white Americans. Unlike every other age group, unlike every other racial and ethnic group, unlike their counterparts in other rich countries, death rates in this group have been rising, not falling.”

He rattled off the reasons for this rise — suicide, alcoholism and drug overdose

Adios and good riddance mothafckas!

GOP - Beggars Banquet! -Something for ALL White Christian Losers!

GOP - Something for ALL white christian losers!

The results from the Iowa caucuses revealed that Republican caucusgoers gave roughly even support to the top three finishers — Ted Cruz, a much-loathed anti-institutional who has shown a pyromaniac’s predilection for wanting to torch Washington rather than make it work; the real estate developer spouting nativist and even fascist policies with the fervor of a prosperity preacher; and Marco Rubio, a too-slick-to-be-trusted stripling who oozes ambition with every obviously rehearsed response.

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...

Bush lays an Egg!

Speaking at the Hanover Inn near the Vermont border on Tuesday, Mr. Bush finished a fiery riff about protecting the country — “I won’t be out here blow-harding, talking a big game without backing it up,” he said — and was met with total silence.

“Please clap,” he said, sounding defeated.

The crowd laughed — and then, finally, clapped.

badaboom!

The Digibandit: Attention all Jew/Israel haters!

The Digibandit: Attention all Jew/Israel haters!: "Palestinian leaders also have a responsibility to curb that hate — to cease incitement, hold elections, overcome divisions and aband...

America is doomed!

Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact with Male Barbies!

 next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex

The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. While Barbie was once Mattel’s powerhouse brand, sales have plummeted in recent years as the doll has struggled to remain relevant to little girls who do not look like her and who play with toys other than dolls.

“This is about drawing a wider demographic that had turned away from Barbie back to Barbie,” said Jim Silver, the editor of TTPM, a toy review website.

“I think today, frankly more so than any other time, Barbie is truly representing what girls see,” said Richard Dickson, who is Mattel’s president and chief operating officer and the executive in charge of Barbie’s reinvention.

Clinton's Blow Job Photo Caption Contest

Photo Caption Contest -Men Only!

"Ok - It was wrong!   BUT when's the last time a young hottie offered to suck YOUR Johnson fatso!"

‪#‎clintonphotocaptioncontest‬

Attention all Jew/Israel haters!

"Palestinian leaders also have a responsibility to curb that hate — to cease incitement, hold elections, overcome divisions and abandon their sterile retreat into victimhood."

Well, they have had many chances to do just that beginning the the late 1940s. Neither they nor most of their Muslim brethren have been able to acknowledge the state of Israel -- nor can they admit that a Palestine larger than Israel was part of the bargain, with Jerusalem as an international city, and they blew it by launching wars against the Jews. 

At one point, land you've lost in a war of your own choosing gets forfeited.

And, let's face it: Israel returned the Sinai and Gaza, both of which were won, again, in wars begun by Muslims. And what happened? Instead of creating peaceful communities, Arabs made these areas staging grounds for terrorist attacks. Paid for by us. 

Unfortunately, as in many things, reality is what people make it. And Muslims have been very good at keeping Palestinians in refugee camps for all the world to see instead of integrating them.

With relatives and family friends who had to flee Turkey at the start of the last century, I'd be hard pressed to find any that stayed in refugee camps in Greece just to get back at the Ottomans.

ps.    When Jordan let the PLO in they tried to take it over and were expelled AND Lebanon denies them citizenship to this day! OH and with the world's ongoing slaughterhouses which make Israel look like Periclean Athens -- One wonders about all this focus on the Middle East's only tiny besieged democracy????????????? Moral relativism - Jew hatred and ignorance are the only explanation!

Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples

Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded:

This from a man who had to get his stomach STAPLED to control his gluttony?"

"Just what we need -A president who lacks complete control over his eating habits." 

"A manic compulsive with the nuclear suitcase!"

"Remove your staples governor and let's see what you are REALLY made of?

Iowan Corntards Wait for Trump like Deserted Puppies!

He'll be here -Don't worry -he is our fearless leader!



LMFAO!

The Digibandit: Trump overheard Blasting Iowa in Motel Room

The Digibandit: Trump overheard Blasting Iowa in Motel Room: "I can't believe i have to stay in this fcking dump!" said Trump to his campaign manager! Merle Snott  the manager rof th...