NRA says Whites (only) Should Own Flame Throwers and Artillery

This from the wimpy NY Times said NRA honcho Clem Snout:

"What is the matter with us? Are we really helpless in the face of the astounding toll that guns take on this society? 

More than 30,000 people die from gunfire every year. Another 66,000 or so are wounded, which means that nearly 100,000 men, women and children are shot in the United States annually. Have we really become so impotent as a society, so pathetically fearful in the face of the extremists, that we can’t even take the most modest of steps to begin curbing this horror? 
Where is the leadership? We know who’s on the side of the gun crazies. Where is the leadership on the side of sanity? 

For starters, assault weapons should be banned. Their raison d’être is to kill the maximum number of people — people, not animals — in the shortest amount of time"

"Well that's just a bunch of liberal crapola" said Clem Snout the NRA president"
He continued, "The more firepower in the hands of white American's the better - and i mean even kinda weirdy WHITE Americans! -- If a few folks get nailed along the way well that's just like my Momma used to to say:

"Clem -if you wanna make an Omelete you gotta break a few eggs"

Mr. Snout continued" "Matter of fact we need WHITE America to wake the fuck up and start investing in REAL firepower because when the Jews and Africans and Mexy's and homo's start swarmin all over us it's gonna take some Howitzers to set em back on their asses"

"It's like Sarah always says -"Don't retreat --RELOAD!" said Stout "AND i don't see nothin in the Constitution says a white American caint own a Howitzer or even a flame thrower -or mount a set of quad fifties on his pickup truck"

"Next year the NRA will seek legislation to REQUIRE every White man (non Jews or Homos)) to carry a gun at all times except when he's humpin his old lady and then SHE has to have one handy and keep one eye peeled for trouble"
'Vigilance is the answer" concluded President Snout.

Paterno Statue to be Replaced With Giant Beaver

 Save A Tree Eat A Beaver

After a plane flew over the Penn State campus several days last week trailing a banner that said, “Take the statue down or we will,” some students set up camp to guard the monument from vandals. Others moved on, changing the name of their game-day tent city outside Beaver Stadium from Paternoville to Cornholeville.

And it was announced today that the original sculptor of The Paterno statue - Angelo Di Mario -will begin work immediately on a Giant Beaver Statue with the inscription:"

"Save A Tree Eat A Beaver" 

 I miss Jerry and Joe

Di Mario stated: "The emphasis now will be placed on normal  pussy related sex -not on cornholing children!"

Asked about the pressure for him to create a statue of Paterno cornholing a young boy Di Mario replied:

"It would be very hard to capture that in an ascetic way"

Pope Benedick Approves Condoms for Anal Sex ONLY

 

 itsa hokay to cornhole  with condo

While the christian Rednecks are trying their darndest to keep condoms out of the hands of women and off the dicks of men  for contraception purposes  -The POPE! - That shining beacon of Medieval logic has made a dramatic announcement:

We do notta wanta to hava  a spreada of Aidsa  throughouta the Worlda -and amonga 40% of our Priests who are gay and might give the aidsa to some nice Altar Boysa - SO:

I herebye stata thata from now on -ina the power vested in me bya Goda I proclama:

"Men canna use the Condomas whena they hava ANAL sexa ONLY!"
Amena  and remember no cheating and using the condomas fora you wifas or girlfriends or you go straight to Hella with the Jews.

Jewish Wife Nagging Better than Water Boarding says CIA

 anything but the nagging Jewess

Agent Lance Himmler - an experienced CIA torturer - has divulged his initial experience with a revolutionary new torture technique - "American Jewish Wife Nagging".

He reported on the method yesterday - at a briefing of the Joint Chiefs of Staff - which the President and Secretrary of Defense Panetta and Hillary Clinton attended.


"Sustained nagging by an American wife - preferably a miserable Jewish housewife (hey and no anti-semitism intended - some of my best friends in the CIA have been driven nuts by nagging waspy wives) - is the most effective torture application that i have witnessed in my thirty years of trying to crack the toughest terrorist nuts around the world!"



He recounted; "Well -- we had this Al Quaeda leader who was sitting on some highly sensitive intel - and he would not give an inch! - We waterboarded him - we crushed his toes with a hammer - we put a pigs snout up his butt ( you know they hate pork) - we lit up his nuts with electrical charges - we put sulphuric acid on his left eyeball -- and then we got rough with this guy -- and NOTHING - he spit at us!"


Officer Himmler continued; "Well -i'm here to tell you - we brought in Elise Mandelbaum - closed the door - and within fifteen minutes this guy was screaming for his Momma!

And - when Mrs. Mandelbaum gave him another dose of "you no good lazy worthless bum - get a job - your'e poor wife should have married a Jewish Doctor - you failure - you fat weak spineless lazy loser ..... on and on......."

"Well - this guy begged for a map and a pointer and said he would give us everything we wanted - if only she would shut up!"



"I mean - she saved us hundreds - maybe thousands of lives! You gotta understand - it's hard enough for an American to deal with this kind of nagging - but - these Muslims have never heard a woman say anything but "Yes Mohammad - anything you want - please kick me or rape me again"


"I mean - here's a guy who has been killing and maiming since he was ten years old - his eyeball is hanging out of the socket and his nuts are sizzling from the electric shocks - and all his teeth have been kicked in and his toes are all mashed up - and he tells us to get fucked!"

"But - twenty minutes with Elise Mandelbaum from Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn N.Y - and he's crying like a baby and giving up his family and friends just to make her shut the fuck up."


"Oh - and get this - i say to Elise - "You have performed a major contribution to your country in the war on terror - you have cracked open one of our toughest Al Quaeda terrorists."



"And she says to me - "Let me tell you Mr. - these Muslims are a bunch of weak babies and i don't understand how you let them get away with all this terror business?"


She concluded, said Himmler; " My Abe Mandelbaum is a weak piece of shit - and he has withstood my nagging for the last twenty years. - And just thank God you don't have terrorists like him running around!"


At this point - the President replied : "Thanks officer Himmler - i want you to recruit a special unit of the most viscious nagging American Jewish wives you can find -and you can start with my mother in law -- heh heh heh!"

Late Breaking News -upon hearing he would be interrogated by Mrs. Mandelbaum -Mr. Baradar -recently captured head of Taliban intelligence in Afghsnistan -asked for a tape recorder and has been spilling his guts to western and Pakistani intelligence agents - "And he has not stopped crying" said Moishe Pipick -head interrogator,

NRA Calls For Arming White Folks Only

 lest we forget

Facing increased pressure for tougher gun control laws in the United States following the recent spates of slaughter ; David Keene -- President of the National Rifle Association said today,"If those (white only) students had been armed those creeps might have got off one or two rounds before they were blasted to Hell!"

He continued;"Every High School and College classroom should have a white student monitor with an automatic weapon -- white teachers should have twelve gauge shotguns loaded with buckshot at the ready:and all white students should be carrying a nine millimeter Glock with an extended clip of ammo."

Also he said; "There should be a flame thrower -- a fifty caliber machine gun and fragmentation grenades stored on every floor in case of a major assault -- just to hold em off until the troops arrive."

"Every school should have a practice firing range and all non white students should be strip searched before entering the school grounds." said the President of the most powerful gun lobby in the world.

Romney and Sanitorium,both strong supporters of the NRA, endorsed their proposals with the exception that blacks and hispanics could carry knives -- but no weapons for Asians or Moslems or Jews would be allowed. (retarded white kids and white dwarfs would be considered on an individual basis).

And what would you expect from an organization that traces it's roots to the Klu Klux Clan?

NRA Strikes Again! -Another Sick Fuck With an Assault Rifle - Congratulations David Keene

P

Police recovered an AR-15 assault rifle and two .40 caliber Glock handguns on Holmes; a fourth weapon, a Remington shotgun, was retrieved from the theater. All the firearms were obtained legally. Holmes didn't resist arrest, and no other suspects were believed to be involved.

• Holmes was reportedly wearing all-black ballistics gear, including a helmet, bulletproof vest, leggings, throat protector, groin protector, tactical gloves and gas mask. Police believe he set off two smoke or tear-gas devices to distract the crowd before opening fire. His car was said to be stockpiled with additional ammunition.

• Various reports have surfaced claiming that Holmes supposedly told police that he was the Joker and sported red hair, but Aurora Police Chief Dan Oates refused to comment on the claims. However, at a press conference in New York City, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly told reporters, "It clearly looks like a deranged individual. He has his hair painted red. He said he was the Joker, obviously the enemy of Batman."

David Keene NRA President

 assault rifles in EVERY American Home

In 2004 the NRA opposed renewal of the Federal Assault Weapons Banof 1994, which banned many features of certain semiautomatic rifles and certain types of removable magazines – gun control advocates wanted to make the ban permanent and expand it. The NRA succeeded, and the ban expired at midnight on September 13, 2004.^[35]

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Chris Rock - The Diceman - Whoopi Goldberg And Robin Williams To Head Muslim Comedy Tour

Y'all need some toilet paper 

Chris Rock -who will lead the Middle East Tour said today -

"Hey -you show me a country where there is no stand-up Comedy - and i will show you a violent motherfucking stink hole of a place guaranteed. "

He said; "Here's a typical Muslim fundamentalist joke:

" Arak - did you know my cousin blew a Jew? - No! - What You mean Mucak? - Your cousin blew a Jew? He must be killed! - No! No! No! Arak - Heh! Heh! He BLEW him up with fifty other infidels -- hahahahahahahhahahahha"
Rock concluded; "Well wer'e gonna change all that and bring some laughs to these repressed uptight -no laughin motha fuckas. - Me and my friends - and i hope we don't get blown."

I'm a little worried about Robin Williams - like he starts out with "Hey you stinky sand niggas -you all hear the one about the Ayatollah fucking a Camel in the ass and a Jew comes along and..."

 blow your Camel not us

"Whoa Robin -you fucking crazy motha fucka" I said - "You gonna get us all raped and beheaded!"

And he says "That ain't shit! -Wait till you hear the stuff that Andrew Dice Clay is gonna lay on these folks - he told me that they have to be shocked into a sense of humor and he is pulling out all the stops!"

Rock continued; "And Whoopie said she's goin for the juglar with the feminist jokes -because you know Whoopie don't go for the Islamo's treatin their chicks like dirt"

 y'all got some small dicks

"Whoopie said she's got a whole routine about all the Arab Muslims being latent homos and having tiny dicks and shit like that -and she's gonna hand out Ultra Charmin and she thinks once they stop using their hands maybe they will act more gentle"

Rock concluded "Well either they will start laughing or leave to get their guns - in which case - it's adios time for the whole crew -and fuck their smelly nasty homo Islamo Fascist Muslim asses!"

"The Cornhole Camper's" Are on The March - fuck the Boy Scouts

 future cornhole camper

C'mon all you nature lovin Homos -get motivated and start your own club -"The Cornhole Campers"

Bonfires and Weiners were just made for an outdoor Cornholing festival.

Start recruiting - let all the kiddies know they can come out of the closet into the Great Outdoors where they can eat brush and cornhole till the cows come. home.


oh -and all currently closet Homo Boy and Girl Scouts can join in leadership positions due to their prior experience.

Anne Romney Tells Mitt - "Christy is A Fat Fucking Loudmouth"

 I need a Burrito BAD!

 At a swank dinner party for her Drissage buddies Anne Romney was overheard giving Mitt some advice:

"That Chris Christy is too fucking fat Mittsy ( waspy term of endearment) - i mean my god Mittsy -you would have to hire an aide to tie his shoe laces for him."

"Now Now said Mittsy" - he has very strong credentials among the somewhat deranged right wing elements of our party."

"WELL Mittsy!" said Anne - "That fat loudmouth prick is not coming to any party i have"

"Now Now Anntsy" (waspy term of endearment)"said Mittsy - someone might overhear you"

"Well fuck them  Mittsy!" said Anntsy " Just as long as i never see that fat fucking loudmouth sitting in the VP's office"

"Oh -and you would have to get special chairs to hold his fat fucking ass!"

Remembering When Jane Fonda said"CUNT" on National TV

Daddy! Daddy! What's a Cunt?
Asks my five year old daughter after hearing Jane Fonda's comment on the Today Show.

I respond, "Well dear it's the female version of prick."

She intelligently responded; "Oh - you mean like the way Mommy acts when you come home drunk"

Yes dear - "And how she acts when she doesn't get her own way ."

But daddy, "Wouldn't the correct English for Momma's behavior be cunty - because it's an adverb - i think Jane used it as a noun?"

"Wow - sending you to The latin School has really paid dividends and you are soo right"

I went on; "Ms. Fonda was using cunt as a noun and was referring to the female sex organ in that regard -she really should have said vagina."

"But daddy - why didn't she just say Pussy?"

Kid's today!

Nagging Jewish Housewives Decide Fate of Palestine

 expand or divorce

"Abe -you good for nothing poor excuse for a Jewish husband!" - "You moved me and the kids out here in the middle of the desert -surrounded by angry goyim - in this poor excuse for a home - and you promised things would get better"



" Becky! But Becky! - Abe cried" -- "The land is cheap -we'll make a killing! -The goyim are morons! - For what do they need land? - It'll be ok. - You can have a nice garden and i'll build a swingset for the kinder"


"I told you then Abe -i can't live with you and four kids in a tiny place with one small bedroom and one bathroom -and no diniing area -and no laundry room" - "But - i listened to your pleading like a real schmuck."


" Becky Becky my darling - soon we'll expand - we'll make a killing! - I'll grow some nice lemons in the yard - and some cabbage for you to stuff - and the air is so clean"


"And Beckela -right over there where that bush is - that is where king David took a nice crap before he killed that giant goyim Goliath!"


"Beckela -my angel -this is the ancient homeland of the Jewish Prophets"


"Well now Abe! - I put up with this place for five years - with the goyim screaming and yelling -and the rotton plumbing - and the sandstorms and the rockets - and:



" Now i'm telling you - You build an addition on this house and put in a swimming poool - Or - me and the kids are going back to my parents in Tel Aviv -and i'm getting my cousin - the lawyer - Moishe Pipick to drain you dry with alimony and child support"


"You can stay out here with the goyim and the prophets - and you can shtupp the sheep!"



So -now you know why the settlement issue will NOT be solved any time soon - AND - why the Palestinians -whose wives only speak when spoken to - cannot grasp the depth of this problem.

Eden Eats Pussy premieres on Cooking Channel

 I Love Brush

A new lesbian culinary show on Cooking Channel travels to US cities in search of gay female chefs when Eden Eats Pussy premieres August 17 at 10p.  


World traveler and foodie, Eden Grinshpan stars in the eight-episode series where she visits a different city each week in search of Lesbo Chefs and original recipes of immigrants and locals and to learn stories of their cultures through food.

 Eden Loves my Bush Pie

"We will learn a lot about food and cooking and get to see Eden get down with some georgeous lesbo chefs all over the world." said Cooking Channel's Sr.Vp of original programming - Gayle Lapper. 


Eden Eats Pussy is produced by Noise Productions Inc.

Mormon's Founder Joseph Smith Was a Nutcase

This is the 75th year that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has been staging the Hill Cumorah Pageant, at the very place where, according to the church’s history, Joseph Smith found the golden plates on which were written the Book of Mormon in the 1820s. (Joe was a horny Polygamist and snake-oil salesman -and all around cookoo clock)

Now - This fairy Tale is what Mitt Romney Believes:

The Book of Mormon has been called the longest and most complex of Smith's revelations.^[283] The Book of Mormon is organized as a compilation of smaller books, each named after its main named narrator or a prominent leader. It tells the story of the rise and fall of a religious civilization beginning around 600 BC and ending in 421 AD.^[284] The story begins with a family that leavesJerusalem, just before the Babylonian captivity.^[285] They eventually construct a ship and sail to a "promised land" in the Western Hemisphere.^[286] There, they are divided into two factions: Nephites and Lamanites. The Nephites become a righteous people who build a temple and live the law of Moses, though their prophets teach a gospel that is explicitly Christian.^[286] The Lamantites battle the Nephites year after year,^[286] and after a thousand years, succeed in destroying the Nephites. The book explains itself to be largely the work of Mormon, a Nephite prophet and military figure who leads his people in the twilight of their existence, and whose son, Moroni, buries the records written ongolden plates.^[286]

maybe they should ask the American Indians about these tribes?

Good Morning Hal - I'll Have My Blow Job Now -Thanks

Researchers — leading computer scientists, artificial intelligence researchers and roboticists who met at the Asilomar Conference Grounds on Monterey Bay in California — generally discounted the possibility of highly centralized superintelligences and the idea that intelligence might spring spontaneously from the Internet. - But Dr. Moishe Pipick spokesman for the scientists said: 

"Robots will definitely be able to provide sex which is far superior to what human females are capable of -and without all the bullshit"


The A.A.A.I. report will try to assess the possibility of “the loss of human control of computer-based intelligences.” It will also grapple, Dr. Horvitz said, with socioeconomic, legal and ethical issues, as well as probable changes in human-computer relationships.How would it be, for example, to relate to a machine that is as intelligent as your spouse and gives great head?

Fanfuckingtastic says the digibandit!

In the words of MLK "FREE at last - lord almighty - FREE at last!"

Fox Tv Announces "Home GivAway" starring Hugo Chavez

 Fox TV president Myron Shlocknell announced today from Venezuela:

"We at Fox TV know a good TV idea when we see it -and Hugo Chavez has come up with a real hit -and we look forward to him hosting the American version for Fox TV"

EJIDO, Venezuela — Every Thursday, the state-run television channel here presents a live national broadcast of what might be called “Extreme Home Makeover: Socialist Edition.” It is part reality TV, part game show and part full-throated campaign rally.

The programming features top aides to President Hugo Chávez handing over new apartments and houses to down-on-their-luck Venezuelans, who respond with telegenic tears and expressions of gratitude to Mr. Chávez, who is running for re-election.

“I want to send a message to all the people in shelters, to have faith and keep up hope,” said Ramón Rondón, 64, on a recent broadcast, standing in the kitchen of his new apartment in a government-built development called El Cobre. A white-haired pro-Chávez activist, Mr. Rondón added, “This is a victory of the revolution.”

A short time later, Mr. Rondón’s wife, María Monsalvi, 54, relaxed in a new armchair, part of the furniture, including a sofa, beds, a kitchen table and chairs, provided by the government. Above Ms. Monsalvi’s head was a photo of Mr. Chávez hung by the show’s producers. Because her apartment was featured on television, she was given a deluxe “presidential line” of furnishings. She marveled at her good fortune after losing her home in a mudslide and then spending a year in a cramped shelter. “I felt like I won the lottery,” she said. 

He concluded: "And  'Average Housewife' Anne Romney has agreed to provide every winner with free Drissage lessons"

Mormon's Have Best Conversion Story -Jews Have The Worst

The Mormons are converting wide eyed believers all over the Globe -Yep the poor illiterate third world folks are eating up the Moronic tale concocted by their snake oil salesman founder Joe (the cousin humper) Smith like candy. -They are the fastest growing religion  which only proves:

 That  the Christians had a great thing going with Christ and redemption BUT -you add some Golden Tablets and Indian Tribes to the mix and wealthy scrubbed  Mormon Missionary kids like young Mitt Romney with all that zeal oozing out of their stupified faces and those shiny shoes - and wammo!

Now as far as converting wide eyed indiginous sinners The Jews come in last for three reasons:

One -they don't want you -they are the chosen people
two - too many rules and you have to be able to read and reason
three- no heaven

Now as far as the Ism's are concerned Buddhism and Hinduism and Taoism -they did well in the East where real "Spirituality" resides BUT while you they were focusing on Dharma and Karma and Enlightenment and The Eight Fold Path -along comes the crazy Japs and Chinks and Gooks and steals all their shit which sets them back (and mostly they just don't give a shit because they have found their inner unconditioned consciousness -so fuck everything else!)

Now -The Muslims had EVERYTHING for a long time:

One - Redemption and Eternal Paradise and you don't have to read anything
two -unlimited hot pussy in Paradise
three - you convert or they fucking cut off your head

BUT - well - how's that working out for them now?

Yep -The Future belongs to The Mormons which is pretty fucking bleak - BUT -at least you get to fuck your sisters and brothers in a pinch.

Fox Tv announces "Ten Drunken Farting Dwarfs"

“I can’t take credit for this hot new addition to our summer reality line-up” said Fox TV pres. Mike Schlocknell.

“This sure fire hit is the brain child of our very own Rupert Murdoch” he said at a press conference in LA today “You know – “Rup has always maintained that if you did a whole show with nothing but Dwarfs sittin around drinking and getting loaded –and farting” “You’ll have a hit TV show Schlocknell!”

“So – we did some focus groups and sure enough Rup was absolutely right – folks were peeing in their pants –and we should have trusted Rup’s instincts from the get go –because if anyone has a feel for this shit –it’s Rup!”

“Isn’t the preferred term these days Little People - won’t they and the audience be offended by the word “Dwarfs?” asked digibandit Hollywood bureau chief –Elise Mandelbaum.
“Nope!” said Schlocknell - “ Rupe was very clear about that and he told me; “Mike – we don’t want ANY Little Folks! - Make sure you use ONLY dwarfs!”

“Are they gonna have a focus to their drunken fart laden commentary?” asked Mandelbaum.

“Oh yeah!” answered Schlocknell – The theme for the first season is;  "The  Romney's are Androids -Let's get Drunk and Fart on Them!"
 
“Yeah –that Ruppert Murdoch sure is a creative character –he’s even more creative than you are Mike!”

“Well Elise” – he replied -“The Jews don’t have ALL the creativity around here” (off microphone -“But you sure have got great tits!”)

"Mitt Romney Is An Asshole Mormon Elitist " that's my ad and i approved it

 Anne Romney average housewife

Snarling advertising messages - designed to burn some ignorant Populist message into the Cerebral Cortex of the ill informed and basically lame brain voters, continues to function as the primary source for  deciding who will get their vote - SO:

Why should the candidates waste time and money?


Just saturate the airwaves with ubiquitous crispy one liners like:

Mitt Romney Is a fucking asshole! It's sooo obvious -isn't it!"

"Harry Reid Sucks Mormon Boners"

"Nancy Pelosi Takes It Up The Ass"

"Obama Is A Shiite Imam Nigga lover Jew hating -gun hating elitist!"

"Mitch McConnel Sucks off Rush Limbaugh"

" Jerkoff Sarah Palin Got A Combined 500 On Her SAT's"

"Sharon Engle Is A Brush Eater"

"Faggot Barney Frank Don't Own A Gun"

"Diane Feinstein Owns A Burka"

"Congreesman Pipick's Tribe Killed Jesus"

"Barbara Boxer Uses A Giant Vibrator"

I mean - most political campaigns have already dumbed down to the ignorant levels of most voters:

So why not just cut out all the pretense of informing the ignorant voting masses -AND make the ads what they really are:


Horseshit for idiots!

USA Should Start "'The Criminal Corp" hardened felons Off to War

"Strained by the demands of long wars, the Army and the Marine Corps recruited significantly more felons into their ranks in 2009 than in 2008, including people convicted of armed robbery, arson and burglary, according to data released Monday by a House committee." NY Times today.

Well - that's only ONE in the right direction!
Now - let's take every misfit and goon and drug dealer and rapist and killer out of our jails where we are paying fifty thousand dollars a year to wharehouse them - and put them all in uniform.

The "Criminal Corp" led by a tough semi-psycho General (think Lee Marvin in the movie "The Dirty Dozen") should have it's first combat duty in The Tribal areas of afghanistan, and believe you me - when Moammar Ugenexystan (or whatever his schmucky name is) gets a load of these REAL American animals in action - they will fold their tents in a hurry!

Let's save our nice young marines and Infantry for mopping up missions after the "Criminal Corp," - And these one of a kind - original American wacko/criminals don't need any training - they are tough and cruel and smart -and we just assign the prison gang leaders to become their officers - and they are ready to rumble.

And no pay required -just let them pillage and plunder like the pagans and pirates of yore - they will turn those tough mountain warriors into islamic pussycats - AND those blood sucking incompetent and corrupt Afghani politicos will be dying to make some progress, just to get the "Criminal Corps" out of Dodge - and THEN we can send the 'Corp" to visit The Congo for some r&r.
Oh -and all the white collar criminals - you know -the Enron types, -They will join the "Criminal Corp" as support personell - as clerks and cooks and logistics and in planning and intelligence. AND also serve as "Bitches" for the troops"Hey Bernie( Madoff) put down that mop and bend over the sink!

That oughta cut down on the Wall Street shenanigans - dontcha think? OH Oh OH!

And these guys won't come home with all those pussy war related mental problems our modern warriors are afflicted with -like PTSD

These guys will come home refreshed!

Andy Griffith Cornholer - Buried Upside Down -Waiting for God

 Young Andy Loves Candy

The death of beloved actor Andy Griffith last Tuesday at the age of 86 was felt by many.  Mr. Griffith, who played Sheriff Andy Taylor on the endearing television series The Andy Griffith Show which ran from 1960-1968 on CBS, was lauded by North Carolina's Governor Beverly Perdue who said, "North Carolina has lost its favorite Cornhole son."  


President Barack Obama said he was sad to learn of Mr. Griffith's death and said in a statement, "A performer of extraordinary talent, Andy was beloved by generations of fans and revered by entertainers who followed in his footstep even if he was a Cornhole king."


 Ron Howard, who played Mr. Griffith's son Opie on the comedy series, set in the fictional town of Mayberry, NC (which was believed to be based on Mr. Griffith's own hometown of Mount Airy, NC -CAPITOL OF CORNHOLING IN THAT REDNECK STATE) said via EW's website, "He was fantastic.  There was a fantastic equilibrium between his love of Cornholing and acting. 


He could be all jokes and funny stories and songs and all that, and then he could turn on a dime and be the wildest Cornholer you ever met -he would chase me around the set looking for an opportunity."  


In addition to making an impact with television audiences, Mr. Griffith is also remembered for his riveting performance in Elia Kazan's film A Face in the Crowd (1957) playing opposite Patricia Neal.  He later played a small-town sheriff in an episode of the television series - both ideas came from his experiences as a major small town Corhole king. 


As he requested he was buried upside down with his Butt in the air -hopeful he always said; "God is The Supreme CornHoler"