Friday, July 10, 2015

Oxford World Dictionary Adds Bible Belting Religious Definitions - For Increased Clarity

Bibletards! synonym - Bibletardation!

definition (noun) - retardation from early child brainwashing and enhanced by morbid obesity

Bibletarded -adjective - Bibletarding -noun - Bibletardinglessley -adverb

Monday, July 06, 2015

Obama Announces - Fundamentalist Christian Brains To Be Mapped

Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped

President Obama on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiative, starting with $100 million in 2016, to invent and refine new technologies to understand the how's and why's -the unique functioning of - Fundamentalist Christian/Redneck thought processing.

The President announced - " Now we know these folks are not all there!"

"They oppose all attempts to move along the highway of human progress and are stuck in their Bronze Age Biblical Mentality -BUT -we are gonna help them -we are gonna give them an opportunity to wake up and smell The Roses -like these beautiful roses in our garden here all round us today."

"Oh and ESPECIALLY You Gun nuts out there!"

A senior administration scientist compared the new initiative to the Human Genome Project, in that it is directed at a problem that has seemed insoluble up to now: the recording and mapping of brain circuits in action in an effort to “show how millions of brain cells interact. especially in the minds of these redneck Christian folks who we have always thought were just retarded by "early childhood brain washing" but now we are looking for deeper answers.

Brain researchers can now insert wires in the brain of animals, or sometimes human beings, to record the electrical activity of brain cells called neurons, as they communicate with each other so this technique should work well with these Christian Rednecks as they have much lower IQ's and smaller brains than most folks.

Posted 3rd April 2013 by dave nelson

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Wednesday, July 01, 2015

The Man Who Made Most American Kids Obese

The man who made most American Kids obese!Ralph H. Baer is the one who transformed sets you merely watched into screens that you could interact with and control.

His system was licensed to Magnavox, which began selling it as Odyssey in the summer of 1972, as the first home video game console. In 1973, he was granted Patent No. 3,728,480.

And from that came the PlayStation, the Xbox, the Wii and a video game industry that has about $100 billion in annual sales.

He did get a lot of help from Obese Adults!

Monday, June 29, 2015

Gays Are Disgusting AND We Love Them AS WE Should (ANYWAY!)

I love the fact that American's are willing to accept an aberrant lifestyle and go beyond the redneck morality of the bible when it comes to enforcing tolerance at the constitutional level

BUT - LET'S BE HONEST:

Procreation -the most vital and elementary force in evolution has been driven for a billion years by a MALE getting stimulated sexually by a FEMALE and vice versa -BE it from

bright plumage or a bigger set of antlers - or a mating call - or a nice ass and tits.

Gay men on the other hand stick their dicks into each others assholes (like in shit holes) to pleasure each other and then go out and have a nice dinner (oh and the anal canal does not work well as a placenta so in terms of "nature" it's pretty "unfriendly" for survival of the

species.

OH -and I don't give a shit if anyone wants to fuck and marry an Elephant (as long as it's consensual) but let's get real - let's just say it outloud here - for most men the thought of getting fucked in the ass or blown by another man is one step

below fucking your grandmother.

SO -This is the first real evidence in human history that we as a species may be willing to go beyond the supernatural for our sources of clarity and wisdom and commensurate codes of conduct and justice -

including tolerance for disgusting lifestyles.

Fuck who you want -when you want -however you want as long as it's consensual and

does no harm - and no kids are hearing or watching.

Oh - Sorry -i forgot -i didn't mention lesbians - who are just totally cool! - And when they grow cocks the world will be safe at last!

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Anal Sex becoming More Popular as "Safe Sex" among Heterosexuals - Anal Birth Control! -100% Guaranteed!

The wide spread long overdue acceptance and welcoming of gays in our society and culminating in passage of the same sex marriage law has peaked more interest in the pleasures of anal sex by the heterosexual community!

AND along with that recognition and greater practice a large percentage of "straights" have recognized that anal sex is the absolute perfect alternative to any other form of birth control!

Cannot wait until the Bible Belters get wind of this breakthrough cultural trend and realize their madcap measures to fight contraception has lost all meaning.

Oh -And when their wives start asking for some tushy loving -LOL! -OMG!!!

Dark Day for The American Bottom Feeders

Hannity Agrees With Cruz: "Today Is Some Of The Darkest 24 Hours In Our Nation's History"

Hannity: "I Couldn't Say It More Eloquently"

ALLThese progressive humanistic measures along with ACA and The new Marriage Equality Law were all disasters for the regressive scum like Hannity and Cruz and their fellow scumbags!

Emancipation Proclamation- Universal Suffrage - The new Deal (Social Security and Medicare) -Brown vs Board of Ed - The Voting Rights Act - Gays in the Military

I'm sure you get the message!

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Just When You Thought Texas Had NO Culture

The four-day Luling Watermelon Thump in Luling, Tex., starts today, with contests for the biggest melon, longest seed-spitting and speediest eating among the events