New In-Space Masturbation Record set by Scott Kelly - Beats (pun) Yuri Gargonin by 300 Ejaculations!

 this is the palm that did the work

There are many ways to measure Mr. Kelly’s nearly yearlong mission. Among them, he traveled 143,846,525 miles, worked on more than 400 experiments and logged about 650 miles on a treadmill. 

AND masturbated 1,250 times!

 Congratulations to Scott Kelly  -He is now champion space masturbator

Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals killed him!

American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography.

 Western Women rejected me

Investigators recovered a "fairly extensive" cache of "modern, electronically recorded" pornography from Osama bin Laden's compound, according to Reuters. Considered in concert with the fact that he also reportedly had natural boner juice on hand, one can reasonably conclude that bin Laden spent the balance of his time on the run jackin' it.

The Bug People have crawled out from under their Rocks!

A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday. 

The Trump Bugs

Black Actors should stop Crying and Recognize - THEY ARE BLACK! - DUH!

Minority actors should stop crying -Writers reflect cultural narratives and then the casting reflects THAT narrative -

DUH!

Old saying: "only your mother loves you for yourself". For everybody else, it's "what can you do for me? 

Show business, like publishing, is a business first and foremost. It is all about "how fast and easy can you solve my problem?".

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The Digibandit: The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have...

The Digibandit: The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have...:  The people have spoken

Stop Fucking Morons! - Make America great AGAIN!

Stop making more schmucks!

The Digibandit: Jesus' original philosophy "THE Golden STOOl" not ...

The Digibandit: Jesus' original philosophy "THE Golden STOOl" not ...: https://www.facebook.com/The-Golden-Stool-157970981028939/?ref=hl In 20 AD Jesus Christ said "Do unto others as you would ...

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...

The Digibandit: Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples...: Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded: This from a man who had to get his stomach...

The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have Spoken! --Trump Cabinet Meeting

 The people have spoken

The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...

The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...:  next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. Whi...

The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...

The Digibandit: Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact ...:  next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. Whi...

Trump Blames IRS for Picking on Him BECAUSE of His hair

Run for President - Any moron can Get Rich!

Mr. Trump is not the only contender to make the calculation that running for president is win-win, burnishing “brand” value even for the losers. Ben Carson — yes, still in the race — seems more interested in selling books than in attaining higher office. Marco Rubio has already enjoyed years of patronage from a billionaire auto dealer in Florida.

The examples of Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee underscore the point that a no-hope presidential run has more upside than downside. A career as a right-wing celebrity — a stint on Fox News, speaking fees, book advances — is more profitable than one in the Senate. These incentives have helped to shift the Republican Party from a party of opportunity to a party of opportunists.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/24/opinion/what-todays-republicans-dont-get-about-reagan.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-right-region&region=opinion-c-col-right-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region

The Digibandit: Obama delivers strong message to GOP trash!

The Digibandit: Obama delivers strong message to GOP trash!

Trump followers are White Trash Christian Haters

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/25/upshot/measuring-donald-trumps-supporters-for-intolerance.html?em_pos=small&emc=edit_up_20160224&nl=upshot&nl_art=0&nlid=48728608&ref=headline&te=1

The Digibandit: American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if...

The Digibandit: American Moses' -Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio -What if...: Ted Cruz - and Marco Rubio get  direct messages from god!

The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...

The Digibandit: Chris Rock leads "Laugh You Stinky Islamists!" Com...: "laugh - you mean stinky motha fuckas!"  So said Chris Rock -who will lead the Middle East Islamo Fundamentalist Tour said toda...

The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest

The Digibandit: George and Barbara Bush Photo Caption Contest:   "At least your moron brother had a pair of balls!" Let's have your submissions by March,15 -The Ides of March Firs...

The Bernie Spring is almost over! (Remember the Arab Spring?)

Mrs. Clinton has 502 delegates to Mr. Sanders’s 70; 2,383 are needed to win the nomination. These numbers include delegates won in state contests and superdelegates, who can support any candidate. She is likely to win a delegate jackpot from the overwhelmingly black and Hispanic areas in the Southern-dominated Super Tuesday primaries on March 1, when 11 states will vote and about 880 delegates will be awarded.

‪#‎berniespring‬

The Digibandit: American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!

The Digibandit: American's LOVE getting screwed By The Rich!: The 20 wealthiest Americans, a group that would fit comfortably inside a luxury private jet bound for a private Caribbean island, are worth...