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Sunday, March 06, 2016

Wednesday, March 02, 2016

Tuesday, March 01, 2016

New In-Space Masturbation Record set by Scott Kelly - Beats (pun) Yuri Gargonin by 300 Ejaculations!

 this is the palm that did the work




There are many ways to measure Mr. Kelly’s nearly yearlong mission. Among them, he traveled 143,846,525 miles, worked on more than 400 experiments and logged about 650 miles on a treadmill. 

AND masturbated 1,250 times!

 Congratulations to Scott Kelly  -He is now champion space masturbator

Osama Bin Laden was Masturbating when The Seals killed him!

American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography.

 Western Women rejected me

Investigators recovered a "fairly extensive" cache of "modern, electronically recorded" pornography from Osama bin Laden's compound, according to Reuters. Considered in concert with the fact that he also reportedly had natural boner juice on hand, one can reasonably conclude that bin Laden spent the balance of his time on the run jackin' it.


The Bug People have crawled out from under their Rocks!

A campaign rally for Donald J. Trump in Radford, Va., on Monday. The candidate is expected to do well today, Super Tuesday. 

The Trump Bugs


Monday, February 29, 2016

Black Actors should stop Crying and Recognize - THEY ARE BLACK! - DUH!

Minority actors should stop crying -Writers reflect cultural narratives and then the casting reflects THAT narrative -

DUH!


Old saying: "only your mother loves you for yourself". For everybody else, it's "what can you do for me? 

Show business, like publishing, is a business first and foremost. It is all about "how fast and easy can you solve my problem?".

The Digibandit: The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have...

The Digibandit: The Oval Office in 2017 -The American People have...:  The people have spoken

Stop Fucking Morons! - Make America great AGAIN!

Stop making more schmucks!



Sunday, February 28, 2016

Friday, February 26, 2016