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Friday, May 27, 2016

Oral Sex while Texting are a Recipe for Disaster Day - AAA

Oral sex Kills While Driving/Texting


AAA expects over 30 million people to drive at least 50 miles this  weekend, the most since 2005 and said at least 2 million of them will receive oral sex while driving which is extremely dangerous. - But not as bad as getting blown WHILE texting!

The Final Orgasm of George and Sarah Schwartz

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -TV Get's Better and Better!


“Christians Gone Bad” - Serves up stories of former devoted Fundamentalists who become Hasidic Jews and kill and torture Altar boys.
“Til Death Do Polacks Part" - Explores stories of Polish divorce that end in murder led by psychotherapist and relationship expert, Dr. Hanns Chryszxlmnsnsky and forensic psychologist and attorney, Dr.Igor Moronowsky .
“Wives With Knives” - Showcases stories of women who fought back and cut of the dicks and balls of their husbands - motivated by years of abuse or by greed and jealousy.
“Pretty Bad Amish Girls” - Is a true-crime series profiling sexy female Amish woman who cheat, steal and kill and have sex with barn animals.
“Cold Venereal Disease Cases” - Delves into unsolved homicide cases caused by venereal disease as they are reopened.
“Dangerous Hasidick Jews” - Relates true tales of religious Jews who were manipulated into committing horrible sex crimes by shiksas.
“Who The Fuck Is That...”- Is a spin-off of the network's series Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? with this new series going deeper into relationships between friends, co-workers, family members and more telling the truth about people leading double lives and killing and eating their neighbors and children.
“Homo Murder In Paradise” -- Follows the stories of happy homo couples whose vacations in paradise end in violence and then Homo lynchings by the locals.

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20,  whichwill try to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and ...

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20,  whichwill try to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and ...

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Friday, May 13, 2016

The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...

The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...:  In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette would DRIVE 40 million viewers to this program and be a breakout example - ...

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Calling ALL Man-Ness Seekers! Here's a Great suggestion for Growing a Pair of Balls.

 Calling all Gun lovers -Hunters -Wife beaters /Abusers -Child Abusers -Trophy Seekers

:Join A Boxing Club


 the perfect alternative to your feelings of inadequacy - fight someone your own size
(without a gun)

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Jesus and John The Baptist get THIS news! -- Right after having Oral Sex in Heaven with Each Other.


Gov. Phil Bryant of Mississippi at the Capitol in Jackson on Friday.
Gay Rights Battle Heats Up in Mississippi and North Carolina

By JONATHAN M. KATZ

The Mississippi governor signed a bill protecting discrimination against gay people. PayPal pulled out of North Carolina over a similar measure.

 And Paul loved to go down on me too!
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.


 We will punish North carolina


Thursday, March 17, 2016

Trump Supporters will all be Dead Soon! - Last Gasp for These Idiot!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/03/04/death-predicts-whether-people-vote-for-donald-trump/


"What is going on, then, with death rates for middle-aged whites? Case and Deaton aren't sure, but they argued that alcohol abuse, suicides and the opioid epidemic have something to do with it. The rate of fatal "poisonings" for instance — a category that includes drug overdoses — more than tripled among middle-aged whites since 2000."

 not much time left

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!

The Digibandit: Toilet Paper would be a Start!: Americans have Dogs and Cats and Drugs and Booze and TV and Toys and Sex and Hookers and Comedy and Art and Music and Air Conditioning and ...

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

The Truth Hurts!





Sweeping statements that free trade = lost income and jobs simply feed the populist dogma sweeping this nation. The lack of growth in middle class take home pay is linked increase in domestic healthcare costs not foreign trade (healthcare cost increases have been largely borne the employer and therefore not counted as part of take home pay). There is a myth that jobs would stay in the US if we simply erected trade barriers and that we can dictate the economy of the world. False. The world economy has moved away from unskilled manufacturing ("blue collar America") to high skilled jobs. American will not maintain its leadership by trying to protect and overpay unskilled labor. High pay jobs require a skilled workforce. 

30 years ago a high school graduate earned only 25% less than a college grad. Today, it's 80% less. Only 30% of US has a four year degree. This is the source of income disparity and pandering to people with promises that we ignore the basic need for a higher skilled workforce may keep a few more people employed today at the cost of leaving your children and the economy burdened by an uncompetitive US workforce that will earn less in the future. You don't improve wages by capping people's opportunity.

Josh Billings
"A) I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain’t so.
B) Wisdum don’t konsist in knowing more that iz new, but in knowing less that iz false."