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Saturday, January 01, 2022

Ignorance IS Bliss - Trumpism

 Ignorance IS Bliss


This phrase was coined by the English poet and literary scholar Thomas Gray (1716-1771) in An Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College (London: printed for R. Dodsley and sold by M. Cooper, 1747):

 

"To each his suff'rings: all are men,

         Condemn'd alike to groan,

The tender for another's pain;

         Th' unfeeling for his own.

Yet ah! why should they know their fate?

Since sorrow never comes too late,

         And happiness too swiftly flies.

Thought would destroy their paradise.

No more; where ignorance is bliss,

    'Tis folly to be wise."

 

America’s Red States mostly populated by low information individuals with majorities of the non-college educated represent the inherent value in this mind numbing worldview:

 

“Thought would destroy their paradise.

No more; where ignorance is bliss,

    'Tis folly to be wise.”

 

Meanwhile America’s Blue State populations with their preponderance of educated progressive liberals and humanists, awash daily in  harsh true facts - Those realities of America’s intolerance - discrimination - inequalities and inequities; suffer  daily existential anxt  and 

Blisslessness.

 

Along with the ubiquitous tribal scorn of their blissful fellow Americans! 

 

 For us godless queer libtards who threaten that soothing balm of freedom from what they don’t know or understand -The comfort of faith in their absurdities - The reinforced bonding with their neighborly cults and tribes - The relief from struggle with the complexities of nuanced existence.

 

Anti-Science and ahistorical  - Slumbering in Plato’s Cave until aroused to action by the whining of those libtards who threaten their god blessed White America and their blissful certainty.

 

AND whose pathetic condescending ingenuous and arrogant attempts to help them; only reinforce their contempt for us weak kneed  America haters and neo-liberals with our godless programs and policies designed to create a socialist paradise out of this great beautiful white land.

Well -How  stupid do we progressives have to be - To keep trying to help these Red State Trogs from turning into the inevitable state of cultural and economic irrelevance awaiting them 

From their self-inflicted wounds?

 

 Let them peacefully  celebrate their blissful tribal nativism - AND their delusional white supremacy. Leave them unimpeded by our progressive protestations to wallow in their ignorance and  lousy leftover low tech jobs  -  Surrounded by their hopeless under educated children until they have to come begging for the guaranteed incomes we might then provide -Essential to sustain their basic needs.

 

Meanwhile we’ll be celebrating OUR new well deserved  BLISS! 

 

Free from giving a shit about y’all!


Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Heaviest Porn Use is in Red States with the Most trumpanzees -Duh!

 Most Porn by State


sexually repressed absurdists

obese

shit jobs

ignorant

cain't get laid

smart hot women laugh at them

99% trumpanzees 

lmfao





Monday, December 20, 2021

THE most viscious sub-human schmuck of the year - AND his GOP

 A fell group of swine in thrall to a dangerous evil sub human -grifting imbecile and immoral vulgar serial narcissist and sociopath.

A nature hating -science denying - dehumanizing lying bullying hero to an entire political party AND half of America.



Friday, December 17, 2021

Death Pods Available Soon

 "For years, a sleek, pod-shaped suicide machine called Sarco has been a striking sight at museums and funeral conventions.

Now the creator of the pod is saying he is ready to take it beyond the showroom and make it available for 3-D printing next year in Switzerland, which has permissive laws on voluntary assisted suicide.

The announcement by the inventor, Dr. Philip Nitschke, has unsettled even some of the most ardent right-to-die advocates, inflaming the debate.

Dr. Nitschke, an Australian doctor who has been a supporter of assisted voluntary suicide for decades, said this month that he hoped to start sharing the 3-D printing program for the machine, which is designed to cause death as it fills with nitrogen, replacing the oxygen inside."




He said he was aiming to introduce it in Switzerland in early 2022 after a lawyer hired by his nonprofit organization, Exit International, found no conflict with Swiss law. But the announcement, which he made in interviews and on the organization’s website, added to a growing debate over whether the online distribution of suicide information and materials encourages people to end their own lives when they might not otherwise seek to do so.

In Britain, where an assisted dying bill is being reviewed in Parliament, Dr. Stephen Duckworth, the founder of Disability Matters Global, wrote in The Independent that he was “appalled” by Sarco.

Dr. Duckworth, who has pressed for safe laws emphasizing personal choice and control of the dying process, added that he could not support it, “nor am I aware of any credible assisted-dying campaigner who does.” Sarco, he said in an interview, would “deprive users of human connection and replace it with a lonely virtual-reality experience.”

He also raised concerns about safety. “What if it is accessed by someone not in their right mind?” he said. “Or a child? Or if it is used to abuse others? What if it doesn’t result in immediate or peaceful death and the individual is left alone without any recourse to call for help?”

Friday, December 10, 2021

Motivating A Kid who does lousy on College Tests is Important

 "Overarching everything needed for good test prep are cognitive and emotional flexibility, problem-solving and working memory, executive functions students need to navigate tests of any kind, especially “high-stakes” ones — and in this area, parents can have a huge impact."


SO your kid get's a shit score??????

What to say  : “I love you, no matter how you do, or how hard you work” lowers pressure and stress and lets kids know their parents are on their side and have their back, making it easier to charge into battle, work hard, and know that, if they get licked, they have a safe base to retreat to, to regroup, and, if they want, to try again.

BULLSHIT  - Say this -  You obviously don't care that you your future is relegated to limited economic opportunities -mostly shit boring jobs and the lack of esteem and anxiety that will produce;i ncluding shit relationships and producing kids as fucking unmotivated -mentally lazy  and probably obese like you as well.

You will become a drunk and druggie and eventually a trump style conservative where you can hang out with the only schmucks that will become your tribe. 

Truth is -You fucking disgust me!  Now get off TicTok and start studying!

Thursday, July 18, 2019

America is suffering from a Viral Cancer !- A White Older ignorant Human Strain

 

One is put in mind of H.L. Mencken: -- “As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” There will always be some defective aggressive charismatic dangerous sociopaths hanging outside the norms of a decent society -like a virus trying to enter a cell -BUT like cells need their nuclei penetrated - Society needs tens of millions of defective citizens to open the gates for a life long grifter and racist and basically worthless human being like trump to penetrate. The moral lowlife's in America have metastisized into a 40 million strong human cancer! Their greed and stupidity and fear fed and unified by social media and America's first network propaganda machine devoted to the incomprehensible and corrupt and incompetent policies of trumpism. The genie is out of the bottle and with the moral collapse of the GOP and the religious community: We will just have to wait for the upheaval-coming soon -of the demographic changes which will save us AND cleanse our culture of the old white ex urban human bacteria (a virulent immoral strain of ignorance) which has infected it. Once and for all!

 
     

Thursday, May 23, 2019

Uteroil -Energy created from Aborted Fetus" -Save The World!

Abortions Create Energy -Save The Earth - UTEROIL ENERGY Announced - From Fetus"

 Placent Ready for Uteroil processing
The International Energy Association announced today that working with a team of physicists from Cal Tech and MIT -- they have discovered how to produce a highly carbon friendly and super powerful replacement for fossil fuels.

"Our dependence on foreign oil will be eliminated - the answer to the "greenhouse problem" has been discovered, and the absolute dominance of the world wide energy market by the United States is now imminent" - said Moishe Pipick, lead scientist on "Project Uteroil."
He explained,"For ten years now we have been experimenting with discarded fetus' and placental afterbirth matter from over thirty million abortions in the USA."

"We now have conclusive scientific evidence that if the abortion rate continues - the stem cellular energy from this powerful fetal matter will be sufficient to replace our entire fossil fuel based energy grid -and will provide enough "Uteroil" to maintain a pump price of under two dollars a gallon for the foreseeable future,"said Dr. Pipick.

He went on; "And this totally clean source of powerful energy is abundant all over the globe - we can import aborted fetus' from around the world, and applying our technology, we can dominate and control the world-wide energy market!"

Dr. Pipick cont.; "The Arabs and Russia and Africans better figure out some new way to pay for screwing their people and paying for weapons -heh heh"

 shoulda been made into Uteroil
When asked about the moral implications of using aborted fetus' for energy, he replied " Heck - abortions are legal -and if we really care about the rights of the unborn - we oughta give em a green earth to grow up in."
"But, said the President - i don't wanta see folks creatin a new market by creatin and sellin dead babies for "Uteroil" - Uh Uh! - But them Muslims could probably make a little extra cash and cut way down on their production of future suicide bombers by sending us lots of aborted Mulims to turn into clean energy."


Uteroil could send us back into Tents
As KingFaisal of Saudi Arabia said twenty years ago : "Don't be greedy my Arab brothers - the stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones."

Too late!

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

one legged dickless males confront women's rights -LOL


The Church Will NEVER GET IT!


I find it laughable that any man or woman could even begin to expect sexless sexually repressed men to have any concept of what it is like to be a biologically normal female OR male.

Let us NOT complicate this issue!

AGAIN -these are men who are not allowed to have any sexual interaction with women!

Shall i repeat that again?

The primary biological drive! THE most basic biological emotional component of normal men and women and catalyst for all human understanding and empathy IS TOTALLY absent from and denied to - These strange men in robes!

Say it again! NO SEX!

It is one big Monty Pythonesque satire about expecting one legged men with no dicks to hurdle the obstacles to women's (or even men's for that matter) equal treatment!



Breakfast In LA -Ain't Breakfast at Tiffanys


Breakfast In LA ain't Breakfast at Tiffany's

"Good morning mam" I says to the 190 pound plus woman who is petting my dog while she waits for Jose to ring up the breakfast order for her and the kids at the seven eleven on the corner of Sunset and La Brea.

"Good mornin to you and that's a fine lookin dog you got there!" - At which point Jose yells something at me that ends in "Pero" so i figure i better tie up Liza outside and the LAPD officer getting his free coffee is now looking at me like he was back having fun in the Mac Arthur park melee --beating on the heads of Latinos with his nightstick.

Back inside, the fat black woman is finishing her transaction -- which was delayed by her additional purchase of the Daily Globe tabloid, "Oh my can you imagine that poor Japanese woman who gave birth to a giant Squid!" -- i just don't know where this global warming is a heading?"

"Do you always read the Globe ?" i inquired. -- "Well it's a bit pricey but it sure keeps me informed! I usually scan it to stay up with things but when you see a story like this Squid business? --i just gotta have it to show the family. "

Jose tally's up her order ; -- California lottery and three "One hundred Thousand Instant 'American Idol Jackpot Cards ' - Four breakfast bars (two lemon and two blueberry pies for maximum nutrition) --Two red bulls and one coke (important for the kiddies to drink plenty of liquids) -One pack of Kool Lights and an extra large coffee with about twelve packets of sugar and an equal amount of that cremola stuff that you can also use to make napalm. (plus the Tabloid.)

Total order amount is $18.75 - Now as a percent of her probable total family take home pay it is the equivalent of the average middle class woman spending $72 on breakfast for herself and two kids! -- It is also enough to buy enough nutritious groceries for a family of four for two whole days (on a tight budget).

And by the time our lovely woman's kids get to school they will have ingested enough sugar and chemicals to put their young brains into "school is an action video game" mode!
She would have been much better off giving the kids some downers and a glass of milk (total cost on Medical - 75 cents) -Much healthier and greatly appreciated by the teacher and fellow students.

And --that would leave her with enough money left over to buy twelve additional Lottery Jackpot cards -- increasing her odds of winning from one in 400 million two one in three hundred million.

You know, when it comes to raising a family in these days of global competition -- it's all about resource management -- effective planning -- and quality education!

"Have a nice day mam" - "Oh and you too!" she says - "And you take care of that fine Dog -- and why don't you get her some of that beef jerky over there --my kids just love it!"

I'm moving to Cuba!

Friday, March 08, 2019

RIP TRUMP! - The death of a miserable lying worthless human being

RIP King Schmuck

There was a fool king named of tRUMP
a liar a con man -and chump
the rabble adored him along with the seedy
the rich and the stupid and of course all the greedy

So surrounded by jerks and foul ghouls
incompetent swine and ignorant tools

It soon came to bear
the breath of foul aire
And discord did spread through the land

But it soon came to pass

His lies and mean rants
the preposterous chants
Could no longer thrill
No longer entrance

His babbly babel -his lying and lies
had lost all it's clout
Power now lost from
this Swine and complete lout

He ate and he ate
and he watched his fox news!

SO Alone in his tower
bereft of all power
He realized the saddest of news!

A sick schmoozer and loser
a fate worse than death!

He drank one more Cola
And blew his last breath.




Thursday, December 06, 2018

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We hold fast from attack by the "awfuls" and their dirtbag leaders


Great News – America still works!




Despite a vile grifter with the morality of an adder – (With the core values of a bully and empty headed fascist and demagogue) - Having been elected by a huge majority of our nation's most awful and ignorant citizens (and supported by a right wing propaganda network AND both the House and Senate and the vast majority of State Governments) - AND their totally effective vile efforts to suppress minority voting and open democracy through gerrymandering:

The vast majority of  citizens capable of objective reasoing – Supported by a free and fair press – An independent Judiciary and a humanistic secular constitution rock solid behind it's Citizen Military:


Have TOGETHER prevented America from becoming just another Democracy that spins downward into unmitigated populism -nationalism -xenophobia and ultimately fascism when a greedy mentally ill tyrant (like trump and his crooked cronies) comes along at just the right time for the nativists and their appointed political sycophants and opportunists (and absurdist Evangelists) to rally around.

Our darkest hour has been met with the fierce opposition that free and fair and smart and courageous men and women have always been capable of:

Build up the barricades and take zero shit from the awful and ignorant and greedy and morally and ethically empty and sordid trogs besieging us.

WE WILL WIN” -That's on OUR hat!

Dave Nelson 12-6-18


Monday, November 26, 2018

American lazy assholes with opiated parents - vs Chinese students -

 Schmuck Clem from Oklahoma
 Qiucai in Gansu Provence
His teachers urged Qiucai to preserve the school’s reputation and “shine like the sun.” Signs posted in the hallways warned that students must tolerate a little pain now to avoid a “life of suffering.”
Since Qiucai began attending the school two years ago, his life has been a blur of late-night cram sessions, practice tests and mastering the art of finishing geometry problems while slurping noodles. He starts each day by running around a racetrack chanting, “The heavens reward industrious people!”
He attends classes until almost 10 p.m., with only a short break on Sundays, and lives nearby in a $32-a-month apartment with his mother, who cooks and cleans so that he can study full time.

Monday, November 19, 2018

Celebrities Who Plan On Having Anal Sex Memorial Day Weekend


 (a partial list)



Well the year sure went quickly didn't it and our group is back in action for their Memorial Weekend Anal Shtuppfest!.

In addition to the following lineup(oops) of celebrities engaging in some tuchas fireworks - there will be: - Donald Trump -Ivanka and Melania Trump -Andrew Barr  -Pat Robinsonarr  -TedCruz - The Pope - Hannity -Tucker Carlson -Melania Trump - Clarence Thomas  Andrew Dice Clay - Pence with Trump - Anne Coulter - Ayatolah Komeini - Rush Limbaugh (with his sheep Oxy Cotton) - The Dalai Lama and Harvey Weinstein and Warren Buffet:

Adam Sandler Aishwarya Rai Alana De La Garza Ali Landry Ali Larter Alicia Silverstone Alyson Hannigan Alyssa Milano Amanda Bynes Amanda Peet Amy Adams Amy Jo Johnson Amy Lee Amy Smart Angelina Jolie Angie Harmon Anna Faris Anna Kournikova Arielle Kebbel Ashlee Simpson Ashley Judd Ashley Scott Ashley Tisdale Autumn Reeser Avril Lavigne-------B--------Beyonce Knowles Brad Pitt Brea Grant Bridget Fonda Bridgette Wilson*Britney Spears* Brittany Murphy Brittany Snow Brooke Burns Brooke Shields-------C--------Cameron Diaz Carrie Anne Moss Cassie Ventura Catherine Zeta Jones Chandra Wilson Charisma Carpenter Charlize Theron Christina Aguilera Christina Applegate Christina Ricci Claire Forlani Claudia Schiffer Colleen Haskell Constance Marie Courteney Cox-------D--------Dakota Fanning Deanna Russo Demi Moore Denise Richards Diane Lane Diora Baird Drea De Matteo*Drew Barrymore*-------E--------Elisha Cuthbert Eliza Dushku Elizabeth Hurley Elizabeth Shue Ellen Pompeo Elsa Benitez Emily Procter Emma Watson Emmy Rossum Eric Dane Erica Durance Estella Warren Eva Longoria Eva Mendes Evangeline Lilly-------F--------Faith Hill Felicity Huffman Fergie-------G-------Gabrielle Union Gena Lee Nolin Gillian Anderson Goldie Hawn Gwyneth Paltrow-------H-------Halle Berry*Hayden Panettiere* Heather Graham Heather Locklear Heidi Klum Helen Hunt Hilary Duff Hilary Swank-------I-------Isaiah Washington-------J-------Jaime Pressly James Pickens Jr Jenna Fischer Jennie Finch Jennie Garth Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Connelly Jennifer Garner Jennifer Lopez*Jennifer Love Hewitt* Jennifer Morrison Jenny McCarthy Jeri Ryan Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Jessica Simpson Jordana Brewster Josie Maran Jude Law Jules Asner Julia Roberts Julia Stiles Justin Chambers-------K-------Kate Beckinsale Kate Hudson Kate Walsh Kate Winslet Katee Sackhoff Katherine Heigl Katie Holmes Keira Knightley Kelly Carlson Kelly Clarkson Kelly Preston Kelly Ripa Keri Russell Kiley Dean Kim Basinger Kirsten Dunst Krista Allen Kristanna Loken Kristen Bell Kristin Kreuk Kurt Russell-------L--------Lacey Chabert Laetitia Casta Laura Linney Lea Thompson Leah Remini Leelee Sobieski Leila Arcieri Lindsay Lohan Lucy Lawless Lucy Liu-------M-------*Madonna* Majandra Delfino Mandy Moore Marcy Rylan Marg Helgenberger Mariah Carey*Marisa Miller* Masi Oka Masiela Lusha Meg Ryan Melissa Hart Mena Suvari Michelle Pfeiffer Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Ryan Mike Myers Miley Ray Cyrus*Minka Kelly* Mischa Barton Missy Peregrym Molly Sims Monica Keena-------N-------Nadine Velazquez Natalie Portman Natascha McElhone Neve Campbell Nicolas Cage Nicole Eggert Nicole Kidman Nicollette Sheridan Nikki Cox-------P-------Pamela Anderson Paris Hilton Patricia Arquette Patricia Heaton Patrick Dempsey Penelope Cruz Petra Nemcova Phoebe Cates Piper Perabo-------R-------Rachael Leigh Cook Rachel Bilson Raquel Alessi Rashida Jones Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Rebecca Saint James Reese Witherspoon Renee Zellweger Robin Williams Roselyn Sanchez Russell Crowe-------S-------Salma Hayek Sandra Bullock Sandra Oh Sara Paxton Sara Ramirez Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Michelle Gellar Sarah Silverman Scarlett Johansson Shakira Shannon Elizabeth Sharon Stone Sigourney Weaver Steve Martin-------T-------T.R. Knight Tara Reid Tea Leoni Teri Hatcher Thora Birch Tiffani Amber Thiessen Tim Allen Tina Fey Tobey Maguire Tom Cruise Tommy Lee Jones Tori Spelling Tricia Helfer-------U-------Uma Thurman-------V-------Valerie Bertinelli Vanessa Angel Vanessa Anne Hudgens Vanessa Ferlito Vanessa Paradis Vanessa Williams Victoria Beckham Vin Diesel Virginia Madsen-------W-------Will Smith William Shatner-----  -----Yasmine Bleeth--- -----Zachary Quinto Zoe Bell Zooey Deschanelat 2:47 

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Don't argue with trumpanzees! - Schmucks can't think like Normals


More than anything political attitudes are formed in the core of ones potential for credulity - The capacity to determine between facts OR fiction! - Blind faith and ignorance impede reason!

The capacity for objective analysis determines these potential outcomes and that potential is derived from mental rigor based on informed intellect -mental rigor and discipline.
These qualities adhere mostly to educated individuals and/or those who are exposed to a plurailty of thought and ideas (an environment of multi thought dimensions found in larger cities/groups)


Hence -The dominance of regressive -emotion based - credulousness and receptiveness to dogma and conspiracy theories in trump's base among the uneducated and/or rural populations.

Add status deprivation -xenophobia and racism to the mix and it's most likely a bridge too far to argue with schmucks!