Eighty Five years ago Yesterday --This was front Page news
Washington, Aug. 26 -- The half-century struggle for woman suffrage in the United States reached its climax at 8 o'clock this morning, when Bainbridge Colby, as Secretary of State, issued his proclamation announcing that the Nineteenth Amendment had become a part of the Constitution of the United States.
So i have an idea which can save all our asses!
But first let me ask you a few questions:
Did you ever see a woman in a street or bar fight?
Did you ever hear of a woman killing a deer with a high powered rifle?
Did you ever hear of an incompetent female general sending young men to certain mass slaughter.
Did you ever hear of a women drowning and torturing dogs.
Did you ever hear of any women stopping other women from speaking or excercizing their rights.
hey -- you get the point - i could go on forever - but if you want to see what a society looks like where men completely trample on women's rights just look at the Middle East and Africa --the two deepest shitholes on earth!
And forget all that crap about being weak and needing male protection -- you ever heard of Queen Elizabeth or Hillary Clinton? (or any of my four wives)
Women are tougher than men --nature built them with lots of special strengths because they were designed to be storage lockers for all human life. And unlike most testostorone dripping males - they have respect for it.
So - on this anniversary of the day that women got the right to vote -- let's take a one year hiatus from male rule -- before it's too fucking late.
And --if the men don't cooperate --dildo sales should be the biggest selling consumer product on Earth.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
Fox Announces --'Deadliest Snatch" Will Join Fall Reality Line-UP
It looks like Fox has outfoxed the competition with a show which has a huge built-in buzz generator with it's name association to one of TVs hottest reality shows .
Mike (darling) Darnell head of Fox TV said today; "Well every network is looking for their version of "Deadliest Catch" in the danger/action reality genre --so we looked for something that might be extremely dangerous but not locked to physical action"
"I mean -- there is no action like "Snatch Action" --but let's be real --it's what the Snatch does to your brain that makes it so dangerous!"
"I mean --if you fall off a boat fishing for giant crabs chances are you will get real cold --but from what i can see there's less danger of actual injury on those boats than befalls a NYC garbage man -- statistically speaking that is"
Mike continued vehemently; " But a "Deadly Snatch" can fuck up your whole life in an instant dude! -- i mean ,if you get hooked up with a major "Deadly Snatch" you will pray to God that you fall off a boat in one-hundred foot waves and drown!"
'I mean; " Most guys would rather fall asleep in the giant crab storage locker and be eaten alive -- than get eaten up inside by a really "Deadly Snatch!"
"I mean - I know guys who have been attacked by snatch so deadly that they ripped off their own nuts and dicks with a pliers."
He continued; "Trust me i know --there is snatch that is so deadly out here in Los Angeles that you will pray that a giant crab rips your nuts off and you bleed to death slowly -- alone on the beach in Venice -- rather than get consumed by it!"
"And -- we are going to show the most "Deadliest Snatch" we can find on this show and all the vicious action and trauma that goes with it -- and it's not gonna be pretty - just pretty damn deadly"
Stay tuned -- and hide the kids and old folks! --and if we can save just one viewer from a "Deadly Snatch" attack -- i can die in peace"
But when Mike --when already?
Mike (darling) Darnell head of Fox TV said today; "Well every network is looking for their version of "Deadliest Catch" in the danger/action reality genre --so we looked for something that might be extremely dangerous but not locked to physical action"
"I mean -- there is no action like "Snatch Action" --but let's be real --it's what the Snatch does to your brain that makes it so dangerous!"
"I mean --if you fall off a boat fishing for giant crabs chances are you will get real cold --but from what i can see there's less danger of actual injury on those boats than befalls a NYC garbage man -- statistically speaking that is"
Mike continued vehemently; " But a "Deadly Snatch" can fuck up your whole life in an instant dude! -- i mean ,if you get hooked up with a major "Deadly Snatch" you will pray to God that you fall off a boat in one-hundred foot waves and drown!"
'I mean; " Most guys would rather fall asleep in the giant crab storage locker and be eaten alive -- than get eaten up inside by a really "Deadly Snatch!"
"I mean - I know guys who have been attacked by snatch so deadly that they ripped off their own nuts and dicks with a pliers."
He continued; "Trust me i know --there is snatch that is so deadly out here in Los Angeles that you will pray that a giant crab rips your nuts off and you bleed to death slowly -- alone on the beach in Venice -- rather than get consumed by it!"
"And -- we are going to show the most "Deadliest Snatch" we can find on this show and all the vicious action and trauma that goes with it -- and it's not gonna be pretty - just pretty damn deadly"
Stay tuned -- and hide the kids and old folks! --and if we can save just one viewer from a "Deadly Snatch" attack -- i can die in peace"
But when Mike --when already?
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Fox Announces Penile Dysfunction 911
Coming on the heels of the successful "Nannies 911" and "Neighbors 911" - the hit reality shows produced by Granada Entertainment; Fox TV's master of cultural enlightenment through family friendly TV -- Mike "darling" Darnell -- announced today:
"Penile Dysfunction 911" - will provide a valuable outreach function to millions of American families who are severely impacted by this horrible problem --he continued; "When the man of the house can't get it up everyone in the household is down"
Mike went on; "The frustration permeates the whole family as an aura of negativity doom and sometimes even violent behavior sets in -and of course there's the infidelity that arises from the little woman reaching out elsewhere for the "high hard one" (to coin a baseball metaphor) that she can't get at home."
"Our team of clinical psychiatrists and psychologists and family social workers will be prepared to employ the best therapeutic and drug therapy available in today's arsenal of modern medicine - to tackle the problem.'
"And --we will have the " 911 love van " stocked with six women who make the Victoria Secret models look like boys and know a few things about waking up the old one eyed monstor - and if they can make a Hollywood executive with an eightball and a quart of Remy in his blood stream rise to the occasion - your average penile impaired male should be - no problema"
He concluded; "And if we can't jumpstart the dude? Well then the whole family gets an all expense paid vacation to the " World Penile Dysfunction Clinic" in Basil Switzerland and the little woman gets three month's of guaranteed orgasms -- and an all expense paid divorce."
"Now that's what i call a fair deal and great Television!"
"Penile Dysfunction 911" - will provide a valuable outreach function to millions of American families who are severely impacted by this horrible problem --he continued; "When the man of the house can't get it up everyone in the household is down"
Mike went on; "The frustration permeates the whole family as an aura of negativity doom and sometimes even violent behavior sets in -and of course there's the infidelity that arises from the little woman reaching out elsewhere for the "high hard one" (to coin a baseball metaphor) that she can't get at home."
"Our team of clinical psychiatrists and psychologists and family social workers will be prepared to employ the best therapeutic and drug therapy available in today's arsenal of modern medicine - to tackle the problem.'
"And --we will have the " 911 love van " stocked with six women who make the Victoria Secret models look like boys and know a few things about waking up the old one eyed monstor - and if they can make a Hollywood executive with an eightball and a quart of Remy in his blood stream rise to the occasion - your average penile impaired male should be - no problema"
He concluded; "And if we can't jumpstart the dude? Well then the whole family gets an all expense paid vacation to the " World Penile Dysfunction Clinic" in Basil Switzerland and the little woman gets three month's of guaranteed orgasms -- and an all expense paid divorce."
"Now that's what i call a fair deal and great Television!"
Monday, August 20, 2007
Vick Pleads Guilty To Hanging And Drowning Dogs
The following is the original bandit exclusive on Michael Vick on July 26th - and they call dogs animals?
Michael Vick Eats Pit Bull Balls For His Small Dick
The Atlanta Falcons quarterback "Has the smallest dick I've has ever seen on a black man" - said Twinky Latifa, Mchael Vick's ex lover.She told the bandit's sports reporter Elise Goldenbaum: "He's a vicious psychopath who loves to hurt innocent creatures, and especially dogs!"Why? asked Elise -- he has every thing going for him it would seem? "So what that he is a great athlete? -- he's real good at professional violence, but what he really loves is extreme sadism.
He was born with a tiny cock and he can't please a woman -- and it drives him crazy!"Twinky continued; "When he was a young boy his grandmother told him if he ate the balls of pit bulls his cock would grow big and strong. Well his cock didn't grow and now he's all messed up -- and he blames the dogs.""He don't stop trying though -- Sometimes he would eat a whole platter of pit bull nuts before we had sex; but when his tiny dick didn't grow he would run out to the barn and do horrible things to them poor animals"
Twinky concluded; "He needs to be locked up somewhere before he directs his rage at some innocent person!"Elise tried to get some reaction from his fellow athletes about the size of his cock, but all they would do is smile and laugh.
Michael Vick Eats Pit Bull Balls For His Small Dick
The Atlanta Falcons quarterback "Has the smallest dick I've has ever seen on a black man" - said Twinky Latifa, Mchael Vick's ex lover.She told the bandit's sports reporter Elise Goldenbaum: "He's a vicious psychopath who loves to hurt innocent creatures, and especially dogs!"Why? asked Elise -- he has every thing going for him it would seem? "So what that he is a great athlete? -- he's real good at professional violence, but what he really loves is extreme sadism.
He was born with a tiny cock and he can't please a woman -- and it drives him crazy!"Twinky continued; "When he was a young boy his grandmother told him if he ate the balls of pit bulls his cock would grow big and strong. Well his cock didn't grow and now he's all messed up -- and he blames the dogs.""He don't stop trying though -- Sometimes he would eat a whole platter of pit bull nuts before we had sex; but when his tiny dick didn't grow he would run out to the barn and do horrible things to them poor animals"
Twinky concluded; "He needs to be locked up somewhere before he directs his rage at some innocent person!"Elise tried to get some reaction from his fellow athletes about the size of his cock, but all they would do is smile and laugh.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Common Folks Are Just Jerks To These Rich Scum Bags _ Vote Edwards
"All of the old-timers knew that subprime mortgages were what we called neutron loans — they killed the people and left the houses. The deals made in 2005 and 2006 were going to run into trouble because the credit pendulum at the time was stuck at easy."LOUIS S. BARNES, a partner at Boulder West, a mortgage banking firm
let's stop kidding ourselves! -- Even the glorious founders of our Republic didn't think the great unwashed masses were worth shit --no property no vote -women no vote -- slaves - no problema --income tax --are you kidding --everybody pays on goods and services (rich and poor alike -the same)
Hey-there ain't any better place to go -- so how about you all take time out from using your maxed out credit cards and buying some more shit you don't need - just to get away from your fucked up exploited lives --or from watching some crappy TV show -and vote for John Edwards.
He's an asshole too --but he is betting his political future on being the candidate for us poor and manipulated schmucks.
Or do you want to go on being sold "neutron loans" from people who laugh at you all the way to the bank --smoking twenty dollar cigars at their country clubs.
And if your worrried about security -- Al Quaeda is still laughing at how pitiful our intelligence resources are --we still have about five people who can speak Arabic at the CIA because they are kinda hard to find among Religious Conservatives (a prerequisite for any hiring by the Bushhies)
If you don't care -if your not pissed -- fuck you all --you deserve getting it up your collective assholes by the power brokers!
let's stop kidding ourselves! -- Even the glorious founders of our Republic didn't think the great unwashed masses were worth shit --no property no vote -women no vote -- slaves - no problema --income tax --are you kidding --everybody pays on goods and services (rich and poor alike -the same)
Hey-there ain't any better place to go -- so how about you all take time out from using your maxed out credit cards and buying some more shit you don't need - just to get away from your fucked up exploited lives --or from watching some crappy TV show -and vote for John Edwards.
He's an asshole too --but he is betting his political future on being the candidate for us poor and manipulated schmucks.
Or do you want to go on being sold "neutron loans" from people who laugh at you all the way to the bank --smoking twenty dollar cigars at their country clubs.
And if your worrried about security -- Al Quaeda is still laughing at how pitiful our intelligence resources are --we still have about five people who can speak Arabic at the CIA because they are kinda hard to find among Religious Conservatives (a prerequisite for any hiring by the Bushhies)
If you don't care -if your not pissed -- fuck you all --you deserve getting it up your collective assholes by the power brokers!
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Jenna Bush Forced To Marry Henry The Wimp
Jenna Bush,fun loving and filled with vitality and spirit; has been pushed into an engagement with a waspy young republican conservative activist from a prominent (connected) West Virginia family -- rednecks with brooks brothers shirts -- who is getting his MBA and has a bright future in money and republican politics.
This marriage will last about as long as it takes for Jenna to find someone who can light up her G spot --and spunky jenna won't be bullied by momma Bush for too long.
A Texas friend of Laura's told the bandit; "Laura told Jenna that she didn't want her marrying anyone like her drunken playboy father was when they first met, and that if it is wasn't for Billy Graham GW would have wound up as a goofy drunkard."
She said; "Laura told Jenna to forget about all those silly notions about passion and spontaneity and exciting love and find a good Christian Republican Conservative from a fine family -- and no Kikes or dark skinned types."
Well, unless Henry turns out to be one fine hunka munka dive bomber -- he ain't gonna last long -- i'm betting on Jenna to find a real man!
This marriage will last about as long as it takes for Jenna to find someone who can light up her G spot --and spunky jenna won't be bullied by momma Bush for too long.
A Texas friend of Laura's told the bandit; "Laura told Jenna that she didn't want her marrying anyone like her drunken playboy father was when they first met, and that if it is wasn't for Billy Graham GW would have wound up as a goofy drunkard."
She said; "Laura told Jenna to forget about all those silly notions about passion and spontaneity and exciting love and find a good Christian Republican Conservative from a fine family -- and no Kikes or dark skinned types."
Well, unless Henry turns out to be one fine hunka munka dive bomber -- he ain't gonna last long -- i'm betting on Jenna to find a real man!
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Muslims Extremists Set New Standard For Inhumanity
NY Times Report on Bombing Massacre Killing 190 in Kurdish area of Iraq 8-14-07
“The group has long been a minority in Iraq, and after some Yazidis stoned a Yazidi woman to death for dating a Sunni Arab man in April, members of the sect became frequent targets of Sunni attacks. When a video of the Yazidi woman being stoned appeared on the Internet, gunmen stopped minibuses full of Yazidi laborers and killed 23 of them. Many Yazidis have recently moved to villages farther west, where they make up a majority. The deadly assault on Tuesday crushed the hope that there would be safety in numbers — especially near the border with Syria, which American officials have long described as an entry point for foreign fighters.
The explosions also came only a few hours after Iraqi leaders met for lunch in advance of a “crisis summit” meeting to discuss how to solve their sectarian divisions and smooth out their knotted government.
The gathering, like many before it, produced no results. An aide to President Jalal Talabani called the lunch “an icebreaker,” but Adnan Dulaimi, leader of the largest Sunni bloc, said nothing political was discussed.
“It was only an invitation for lunch,” he said. “We didn’t engage in any negotiations.”
That's cool dude -- Let’s do lunch sometime! -When you get back from vacation.
“The group has long been a minority in Iraq, and after some Yazidis stoned a Yazidi woman to death for dating a Sunni Arab man in April, members of the sect became frequent targets of Sunni attacks. When a video of the Yazidi woman being stoned appeared on the Internet, gunmen stopped minibuses full of Yazidi laborers and killed 23 of them. Many Yazidis have recently moved to villages farther west, where they make up a majority. The deadly assault on Tuesday crushed the hope that there would be safety in numbers — especially near the border with Syria, which American officials have long described as an entry point for foreign fighters.
The explosions also came only a few hours after Iraqi leaders met for lunch in advance of a “crisis summit” meeting to discuss how to solve their sectarian divisions and smooth out their knotted government.
The gathering, like many before it, produced no results. An aide to President Jalal Talabani called the lunch “an icebreaker,” but Adnan Dulaimi, leader of the largest Sunni bloc, said nothing political was discussed.
“It was only an invitation for lunch,” he said. “We didn’t engage in any negotiations.”
That's cool dude -- Let’s do lunch sometime! -When you get back from vacation.
Monday, August 13, 2007
So Long Karl -- And Die Slowly
Can you believe this delusional moron?
"At month’s end, I will join those whom you meet in your travels — the ordinary Americans who tell you they are praying for you. Like them, I will ask for God’s continued gifts of strength and wisdom for you and your work, your vital work for our country and the world and for the Almighty’s continued blessing of our great country."
God used you as a way to destroy the bible belted warped evangelical political ideology that you mainlined into the Republican party -- like heroin -- and give the democrats a political franchise that even they can't fuck up!
I hope you are haunted by the cries of all the innocent men women and children that you helped maim and mutilate and destroy in Iraq with your born again - woopedy doo Democratic vision for a people you did not and do not understand and never will.
So you and your neanderthal buddy Bush can go huntin and a fishin and a prayin while the world recovers from your blind grubby power grab and thankfully short stroll upon the political landscape.
Reason and competency will grow up strong through the dry weeds of your hypocrisy and misguided and blind faith based ideological delusions -- and vision and clarity and thoughtful collective endeavor will rise again.
So long you fucking asshole - eat shit and die!
"At month’s end, I will join those whom you meet in your travels — the ordinary Americans who tell you they are praying for you. Like them, I will ask for God’s continued gifts of strength and wisdom for you and your work, your vital work for our country and the world and for the Almighty’s continued blessing of our great country."
God used you as a way to destroy the bible belted warped evangelical political ideology that you mainlined into the Republican party -- like heroin -- and give the democrats a political franchise that even they can't fuck up!
I hope you are haunted by the cries of all the innocent men women and children that you helped maim and mutilate and destroy in Iraq with your born again - woopedy doo Democratic vision for a people you did not and do not understand and never will.
So you and your neanderthal buddy Bush can go huntin and a fishin and a prayin while the world recovers from your blind grubby power grab and thankfully short stroll upon the political landscape.
Reason and competency will grow up strong through the dry weeds of your hypocrisy and misguided and blind faith based ideological delusions -- and vision and clarity and thoughtful collective endeavor will rise again.
So long you fucking asshole - eat shit and die!
Saturday, August 11, 2007
katie Couric Will Kill To Boost Ratings
As her news ratings continue their protracted swan dive --Katie's desperation has reached a dangerous peak!
Her mentor Les Moonsbeam president of CBS and his news gurus have tried every ugly programming trick; including as reported by the Bandit in previous bulletins: Showing her nipple -- having her voice dubbed over and becoming the worlds first actual news dummy -- and .having a replica of Walter Cronkite's head fitted over her own.
Nothing has worked to stop her ratings decline but now she has agreed to go along with CBS news management and go for broke!
On September first, the bandits' network news reporter Esther Ginsberg,
has found out; "katie and her news team and a special security attachment will enter Baghdad and travel to An-bar province, where Katie's mission will be to personally shoot and kill a Muslim extremist -And capture the killing - and her reaction on tape - for a CBS prime time special news hour report; "Katie Couric kills for you!"
Reached by phone today Katie said; "Look Esther -ive tried everything my sick bosses have asked of me -- so if i have to kill a lousy Muslim to prove to the audience that I'm not just another talk show pussy with great legs - why hell --I'll kill as many of those sick fucks as they want."
Katie concluded; "killing a Jihadist can't be half as bad as going down on Les ."
Her mentor Les Moonsbeam president of CBS and his news gurus have tried every ugly programming trick; including as reported by the Bandit in previous bulletins: Showing her nipple -- having her voice dubbed over and becoming the worlds first actual news dummy -- and .having a replica of Walter Cronkite's head fitted over her own.
Nothing has worked to stop her ratings decline but now she has agreed to go along with CBS news management and go for broke!
On September first, the bandits' network news reporter Esther Ginsberg,
has found out; "katie and her news team and a special security attachment will enter Baghdad and travel to An-bar province, where Katie's mission will be to personally shoot and kill a Muslim extremist -And capture the killing - and her reaction on tape - for a CBS prime time special news hour report; "Katie Couric kills for you!"
Reached by phone today Katie said; "Look Esther -ive tried everything my sick bosses have asked of me -- so if i have to kill a lousy Muslim to prove to the audience that I'm not just another talk show pussy with great legs - why hell --I'll kill as many of those sick fucks as they want."
Katie concluded; "killing a Jihadist can't be half as bad as going down on Les ."
Friday, August 10, 2007
Celebrity Colon Polyps Fetch Huge Prices
The twin American culture addictions for celebrities and collectibles reached a climax yesterday when a colon polyp removed from Susan Sarandon was sold on the auction market for fifty thousand dollars
"A complete box set of her prior colonoscopies along with those of Meryl Streep and Diane Keaton is on the bloc for over one-million dollars" said Dr. Moishe Pipick ,chief proctologist at Hollywood Hospital; where the polyps where stolen from a lab by some enterprising lab technician.
Irving Mandelbaum, head curator at Christies auction house said; "The colon polyp collectible market has gone through the roof -- it is even outpacing the "star shit" collectible market; which was launched last year by an enterprising septic tank cleaner in Beverly Hills (and reported by the Digibandit at that time).
Mr. Mandelbaum noted that a DNA certified dump from Oprah Winfrey sold for seventy-five thousand dollars -- but a set of her polops was on the market for over a quarter of a million.
"It's rumored that a huge Barry Bonds turd may have been sold to Beyonce for over a million bucks! - he hasn't had a colonoscopy as yet."
He concluded; "Americans adore their celebrities; and for this new crop of super rich folks,with their limited aesthetic development and general dysfunction -- the colon and its byproducts are a natural means to connect with their cultural heroes."
It's a cleansing thought!
"A complete box set of her prior colonoscopies along with those of Meryl Streep and Diane Keaton is on the bloc for over one-million dollars" said Dr. Moishe Pipick ,chief proctologist at Hollywood Hospital; where the polyps where stolen from a lab by some enterprising lab technician.
Irving Mandelbaum, head curator at Christies auction house said; "The colon polyp collectible market has gone through the roof -- it is even outpacing the "star shit" collectible market; which was launched last year by an enterprising septic tank cleaner in Beverly Hills (and reported by the Digibandit at that time).
Mr. Mandelbaum noted that a DNA certified dump from Oprah Winfrey sold for seventy-five thousand dollars -- but a set of her polops was on the market for over a quarter of a million.
"It's rumored that a huge Barry Bonds turd may have been sold to Beyonce for over a million bucks! - he hasn't had a colonoscopy as yet."
He concluded; "Americans adore their celebrities; and for this new crop of super rich folks,with their limited aesthetic development and general dysfunction -- the colon and its byproducts are a natural means to connect with their cultural heroes."
It's a cleansing thought!
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
NYC Council AttemptsTo Abolish "Bitch"--Vulgar March Planned
NY Times Today
The term is hateful and deeply sexist, said Councilwoman Darlene Mealy of Brooklyn, who has introduced a measure against the word, saying it creates “a paradigm of shame and indignity” for all women.
What's next from the word police? - Well first they banned the "N" word and now their target is the "B' word! Can you fucking believe this escalation of political correctness crap?
How about parents who call their kids stupid and fat and jerk-off and every esteem damaging reference imagine able -- no concern there -why? -because people like Darlene Mealy are politically opportunistic cuntheads.
Well were not gonna take it anymore! The Digibandit has organized a "Vulgar March" -- All defenders of free and unfettered filthy speech will meet at seven am on Saturday August 11th at central Park and Fifth Avenue.
We will march to City Hall screaming a list of obscenities that will be provided and conclude with a chanting of " Darlene You Filthy Cunt" from Houston Street to Whitehall Street.
Upon arriving at City Hall there will be a "Vulgar Dance Party " with live music from a popular village band "The Wild Cocksuckers" and a Jamaican buffet with food donated by a famous Soho Caribbean caterer -- "The Jerk Niggas"
Dogs and children are welcome - so come and march and strike a blow against Bullshit -- and get really Vulgar -- and enjoy!
The term is hateful and deeply sexist, said Councilwoman Darlene Mealy of Brooklyn, who has introduced a measure against the word, saying it creates “a paradigm of shame and indignity” for all women.
What's next from the word police? - Well first they banned the "N" word and now their target is the "B' word! Can you fucking believe this escalation of political correctness crap?
How about parents who call their kids stupid and fat and jerk-off and every esteem damaging reference imagine able -- no concern there -why? -because people like Darlene Mealy are politically opportunistic cuntheads.
Well were not gonna take it anymore! The Digibandit has organized a "Vulgar March" -- All defenders of free and unfettered filthy speech will meet at seven am on Saturday August 11th at central Park and Fifth Avenue.
We will march to City Hall screaming a list of obscenities that will be provided and conclude with a chanting of " Darlene You Filthy Cunt" from Houston Street to Whitehall Street.
Upon arriving at City Hall there will be a "Vulgar Dance Party " with live music from a popular village band "The Wild Cocksuckers" and a Jamaican buffet with food donated by a famous Soho Caribbean caterer -- "The Jerk Niggas"
Dogs and children are welcome - so come and march and strike a blow against Bullshit -- and get really Vulgar -- and enjoy!
Saturday, August 04, 2007
More Damning Cunt Evidence From Rudy's Wives
NY Times Editorial Today
Animal-lovers around the nation may also be interested to know that Giuliani’s second wife once asked for $1,140 a month in dog support for Goalie, the family retriever. Or that the third Mrs. Giuliani is a former saleswoman for surgical staplers — a profession that involves demonstrations of how well the product works during unnecessary surgery on dogs.
The Giuliani campaign has dodged the question of whether Judith Nathan Giuliani ever was involved in this kind of activity, which usually ends badly for the dog in question. This week a spokesman said he didn’t know, adding: “In the 1970s that was an acceptable medical technique,” which I think we can probably take for a yes.
So- do we want a man who marries women who probably belong in mental institutions -- to be walking around with a suitcase with nuclear attack codes in it?
Can world leaders - many who are now thankfully women -- respect a United States president with a cunty wife?
Sorry Rudy -- we need a leader who knows a cunt when he sees one - I'm switching to Hillary!
It takes one to know one.
Animal-lovers around the nation may also be interested to know that Giuliani’s second wife once asked for $1,140 a month in dog support for Goalie, the family retriever. Or that the third Mrs. Giuliani is a former saleswoman for surgical staplers — a profession that involves demonstrations of how well the product works during unnecessary surgery on dogs.
The Giuliani campaign has dodged the question of whether Judith Nathan Giuliani ever was involved in this kind of activity, which usually ends badly for the dog in question. This week a spokesman said he didn’t know, adding: “In the 1970s that was an acceptable medical technique,” which I think we can probably take for a yes.
So- do we want a man who marries women who probably belong in mental institutions -- to be walking around with a suitcase with nuclear attack codes in it?
Can world leaders - many who are now thankfully women -- respect a United States president with a cunty wife?
Sorry Rudy -- we need a leader who knows a cunt when he sees one - I'm switching to Hillary!
It takes one to know one.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Rudy Giuliani Married A Real Cunt
So this is the woman that Rudy left his second wife for?
"So Judith was expected to be part of the New Hampshire health care tour. But her plans seemed to have changed about the time a new Vanity Fair profile emerged, one that makes her sound like a particularly unpleasant combination of Catherine the Great and Britney Spears. The article, by Judy Bachrach, accuses her of everything from demanding a separate airplane seat for her handbag to putting her husband in harm’s way by forcing him to retrieve a bag of health bars from the hotel during a security lockdown." -- NY Times Editorial 8-2-07
So --either Judith can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch --or Rudy is deep down -- just another pussy whipped phony!
Either way he's lost my vote.
"So Judith was expected to be part of the New Hampshire health care tour. But her plans seemed to have changed about the time a new Vanity Fair profile emerged, one that makes her sound like a particularly unpleasant combination of Catherine the Great and Britney Spears. The article, by Judy Bachrach, accuses her of everything from demanding a separate airplane seat for her handbag to putting her husband in harm’s way by forcing him to retrieve a bag of health bars from the hotel during a security lockdown." -- NY Times Editorial 8-2-07
So --either Judith can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch --or Rudy is deep down -- just another pussy whipped phony!
Either way he's lost my vote.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Bandit Bulletin -- Answer To Iraqi Quagmire --North Korea
Ok -- Bush and the neocons went in and fucked up everything possible. and bullshit and incompetence and misguided ideology ruled and are still the order of the day.
We killed a ton of Innocent people and displaced all the good and competent Iraqis --and strengthened all our enemies and pissed off most of our friends and allies --and threw away billions on wasted projects -and tens of thousands of brave young Americans got wasted and mutilated.
But --But -- But a very cool thing happened! We have established a central battlefield in which to take on the asshole Jihadis and crazed Muslims -- who for whatever fucked up reasons have crawled out of their shitholes to come kill us Infidels in Iraq.
So --let's kill as many of these death worshiping youngsters as possible,as fast as possible, for as long as it takes --- ten or twenty or one-hundred years,like in Europe in the good old days. --But -- NOT with American soldiers!
What? --here's how.-- We go to Il Jong Dingdong the mad fucked up leader of North Korea and offer to pay him one dollar per soldier per day for one million of his craziest gooks!
Now --these soldiers will kill extremists 24/7 and love it just to get three squares of USA military rations. On top of that they will be warm for the first time in their lives. (and maybe we throw in some hookers for every twenty Jehad's tongues or forty balls they bring in.)
Il Jong Dingdong will love the cash and we'll even increase the supply of French cognac and hot pussy and caviar that he craves --and like i said, he won't have to pay his gook Iraqi army a dime.(and we will save a fortune and our troops can come home.)
Everyone will report to General Petraeus so things don't get out of our control and supervision because when the gooks get through we will want to "save the hearts and minds" of the two or three hundred normal Iraquis that will be left.
Pretty cool -- huh?
Oh - and if the North Koreans need some backup --we buy a shitload of crazed brothers from The Congo. (that might be too cruel though)
We killed a ton of Innocent people and displaced all the good and competent Iraqis --and strengthened all our enemies and pissed off most of our friends and allies --and threw away billions on wasted projects -and tens of thousands of brave young Americans got wasted and mutilated.
But --But -- But a very cool thing happened! We have established a central battlefield in which to take on the asshole Jihadis and crazed Muslims -- who for whatever fucked up reasons have crawled out of their shitholes to come kill us Infidels in Iraq.
So --let's kill as many of these death worshiping youngsters as possible,as fast as possible, for as long as it takes --- ten or twenty or one-hundred years,like in Europe in the good old days. --But -- NOT with American soldiers!
What? --here's how.-- We go to Il Jong Dingdong the mad fucked up leader of North Korea and offer to pay him one dollar per soldier per day for one million of his craziest gooks!
Now --these soldiers will kill extremists 24/7 and love it just to get three squares of USA military rations. On top of that they will be warm for the first time in their lives. (and maybe we throw in some hookers for every twenty Jehad's tongues or forty balls they bring in.)
Il Jong Dingdong will love the cash and we'll even increase the supply of French cognac and hot pussy and caviar that he craves --and like i said, he won't have to pay his gook Iraqi army a dime.(and we will save a fortune and our troops can come home.)
Everyone will report to General Petraeus so things don't get out of our control and supervision because when the gooks get through we will want to "save the hearts and minds" of the two or three hundred normal Iraquis that will be left.
Pretty cool -- huh?
Oh - and if the North Koreans need some backup --we buy a shitload of crazed brothers from The Congo. (that might be too cruel though)
Friday, July 27, 2007
South Koreans Should Wear Dresses
And --along with Italy who caved into a Taliban hostage threat,thus releasing the mad dog in charge of the South Korean hostage taking, should try and figure out just when and where they lost their balls.
Their response should be: "You kill our hostages and we will send one-hundred thousand of the fiercest gooks on earth over to Afghanistan."
Jesus Christ has history taught us nothing? --There should be one million troops from all over the world in Iraq and in Afghanistan -- are we going to let maniacs run roughshod over a civilized world with vast technological and manpower superiority.
Are the UK and The USA the only governments with balls left on earth?
These people are fucking serious -- it's only a matter of time before they hit with WMD -- and you want to see death and chaos and goodbye TV and shopping?
These crazy bastards need to be overwhelmed with force and rage and our own brand of no holds barred -- zero tolerance cruelty!
The fucking Italians better reread the history of the Roman Empire --these Muslim sickos make the Vandals and Goths look like punk rock bands -- and they had bows and arrows, not nuclear and biological weapons -- and they didn't like to die.
And the South Koreans should harken back to those happy days when the Japs were fucking their women and children in the ass for fun -- the Taliban make the world War Two Japs rook (ha) like girl scouts -- and it's "Oh please -- pretty please release our hostages."
Are you fucking nuts or delusional? Where are your warrior balls? --You better go and find them or islamic fascism will stick them in your mouths after they cut off your heads.
No wonder we have to keep fifty thousand American troops in South Korea to protect our pansy allies from North Korea. Maybe it's all that shitty food?
Their response should be: "You kill our hostages and we will send one-hundred thousand of the fiercest gooks on earth over to Afghanistan."
Jesus Christ has history taught us nothing? --There should be one million troops from all over the world in Iraq and in Afghanistan -- are we going to let maniacs run roughshod over a civilized world with vast technological and manpower superiority.
Are the UK and The USA the only governments with balls left on earth?
These people are fucking serious -- it's only a matter of time before they hit with WMD -- and you want to see death and chaos and goodbye TV and shopping?
These crazy bastards need to be overwhelmed with force and rage and our own brand of no holds barred -- zero tolerance cruelty!
The fucking Italians better reread the history of the Roman Empire --these Muslim sickos make the Vandals and Goths look like punk rock bands -- and they had bows and arrows, not nuclear and biological weapons -- and they didn't like to die.
And the South Koreans should harken back to those happy days when the Japs were fucking their women and children in the ass for fun -- the Taliban make the world War Two Japs rook (ha) like girl scouts -- and it's "Oh please -- pretty please release our hostages."
Are you fucking nuts or delusional? Where are your warrior balls? --You better go and find them or islamic fascism will stick them in your mouths after they cut off your heads.
No wonder we have to keep fifty thousand American troops in South Korea to protect our pansy allies from North Korea. Maybe it's all that shitty food?
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Michael Vick Eats Pit Bull Balls For His Small Dick
The Atlanta Falcons quarterback "Has the smallest dick I've has ever seen on a black man" - said Twinky Latifa, Mchael Vick's ex lover.
She told the bandit's sports reporter Elise Goldenbaum: "He's a vicious psychopath who loves to hurt innocent creatures, and especially dogs!"
Why? asked Elise -- he has every thing going for him it would seem? "So what that he is a great athlete? -- he's real good at professional violence, but what he really loves is extreme sadism. He was born with a tiny cock and he can't please a woman -- and it drives him crazy!"
Twinky continued; "When he was a young boy his grandmother told him if he ate the balls of pit bulls his cock would grow big and strong. Well his cock didn't grow and now he's all messed up -- and he blames the dogs."
"He don't stop trying though -- Sometimes he would eat a whole platter of pit bull nuts before we had sex; but when his tiny dick didn't grow he would run out to the barn and do horrible things to them poor animals"
Twinky concluded; "He needs to be locked up somewhere before he directs his rage at some innocent person!"
Elise tried to get some reaction from his fellow athletes about the size of his cock, but all they would do is smile and laugh.
She told the bandit's sports reporter Elise Goldenbaum: "He's a vicious psychopath who loves to hurt innocent creatures, and especially dogs!"
Why? asked Elise -- he has every thing going for him it would seem? "So what that he is a great athlete? -- he's real good at professional violence, but what he really loves is extreme sadism. He was born with a tiny cock and he can't please a woman -- and it drives him crazy!"
Twinky continued; "When he was a young boy his grandmother told him if he ate the balls of pit bulls his cock would grow big and strong. Well his cock didn't grow and now he's all messed up -- and he blames the dogs."
"He don't stop trying though -- Sometimes he would eat a whole platter of pit bull nuts before we had sex; but when his tiny dick didn't grow he would run out to the barn and do horrible things to them poor animals"
Twinky concluded; "He needs to be locked up somewhere before he directs his rage at some innocent person!"
Elise tried to get some reaction from his fellow athletes about the size of his cock, but all they would do is smile and laugh.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Tammy Bakker Was A Man
Tammy Faye Bakker, the diminutive and elaborately coiffed gospel singer who, with her first husband, Jim Bakker, built a commercial empire around television evangelism only to see it collapse in sex and money scandals, died Friday at her home near Kansas City, Mo. She was 65.
A secret report leaked to the bandit by an assistant in the Kansas City medical examiners office has disclosed that; "When we laid her out on the table in the morgue we all were in shock! -- She/he had a cock!
"It's always been a running joke that she looked like a drag queen but she was always ranting on about her phony religious bullshit and God hates queers and all that nasty ignorant Christian right crapola" said our secret source. "Who would have thought she was a fucking guy?"
He continued ; "And this definitely confirms what a queer wacko her husband. reverend Jim was -- you know i am now convinced that anyone who says he is a reverend should automatically be considered a sick fuck deep down."
"I wouldn't even be surprised if Reverend Billy Graham was a closet drag queen, which would explain his unusual spiritual relationship with Barbara Bush and her retarded born again son -- our president."
"I wouldn't even be shocked if when they finally lay out that old crone Barbara that she also sported a cock."
"Well,what was Tammy's cause of death?" The bandit morgue reporter asked. The Morgician replied; " I could be wrong, and we have lot's of probing to do -- but their is some evidence that her death was caused by a severe colon infection from a giant dildo vibrator that may have exploded in his asshole"
Boy --those Christan fundamentalists are wild folks!
A secret report leaked to the bandit by an assistant in the Kansas City medical examiners office has disclosed that; "When we laid her out on the table in the morgue we all were in shock! -- She/he had a cock!
"It's always been a running joke that she looked like a drag queen but she was always ranting on about her phony religious bullshit and God hates queers and all that nasty ignorant Christian right crapola" said our secret source. "Who would have thought she was a fucking guy?"
He continued ; "And this definitely confirms what a queer wacko her husband. reverend Jim was -- you know i am now convinced that anyone who says he is a reverend should automatically be considered a sick fuck deep down."
"I wouldn't even be surprised if Reverend Billy Graham was a closet drag queen, which would explain his unusual spiritual relationship with Barbara Bush and her retarded born again son -- our president."
"I wouldn't even be shocked if when they finally lay out that old crone Barbara that she also sported a cock."
"Well,what was Tammy's cause of death?" The bandit morgue reporter asked. The Morgician replied; " I could be wrong, and we have lot's of probing to do -- but their is some evidence that her death was caused by a severe colon infection from a giant dildo vibrator that may have exploded in his asshole"
Boy --those Christan fundamentalists are wild folks!
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Read This First Paragraph And Then Puke
“You have to look at why sex was created,” Eric Love, the director of the East Texas Abstinence Program, which runs Virginity Rules, said one day, the sounds of Christian contemporary music humming faintly in his Longview office. “Sex was designed to bond two people together.”
To make the point, Mr. Love grabbed a tape dispenser and snapped off two fresh pieces. He slapped them to his filing cabinet and the floor; they trapped dirt, lint, a small metal bolt. “Now when it comes time for them to get married, the marriage pulls apart so easily,” he said, trying to unite the grimy strips. “Why? Because they gave the stickiness away.
Now, you know that Eric Love would fuck a snake if it slithered across his crotch!
And this is the kind of crap message that the Bush administration is spending huge amount of our tax dollars on to stop high school kids from fucking!
If you want to stop teenagers from fucking --here is the message:
"Hi young hotty -- don't fuck any man with a weeny that's not at least ten inches long --and when you find that man --marry and worship him for the rest of your life! -- in the meantime have fun and stay busy by sucking any weeny you can get your hands on. And use a condom!"
Amen
ps -- we seriously have to consider putting all these religious nuts on a boat to the Congo.
To make the point, Mr. Love grabbed a tape dispenser and snapped off two fresh pieces. He slapped them to his filing cabinet and the floor; they trapped dirt, lint, a small metal bolt. “Now when it comes time for them to get married, the marriage pulls apart so easily,” he said, trying to unite the grimy strips. “Why? Because they gave the stickiness away.
Now, you know that Eric Love would fuck a snake if it slithered across his crotch!
And this is the kind of crap message that the Bush administration is spending huge amount of our tax dollars on to stop high school kids from fucking!
If you want to stop teenagers from fucking --here is the message:
"Hi young hotty -- don't fuck any man with a weeny that's not at least ten inches long --and when you find that man --marry and worship him for the rest of your life! -- in the meantime have fun and stay busy by sucking any weeny you can get your hands on. And use a condom!"
Amen
ps -- we seriously have to consider putting all these religious nuts on a boat to the Congo.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Pope Should Apologize For Ass Fucking By Priests -- And A Special Message From The Digibandit
A day after agreeing to a record $660 million settlement with 508 victims of sexual abuse by members of the clergy in the Archdiocese of Los Angeles, Cardinal Roger Mahony apologized to the victims for “this terrible sin and crime” and said he hoped the settlement would bring a “final resolution."
This horror story is probably a good time to address what people say to me on a regular basis; "You know bandit -- by being so extreme with your filthy language you transcend the basic parameters of satire and fall into unfocused pique and undisciplined and ignorant rage!" - I made that up --what they say is ;"You are a foul mouthed angry Jew!
Well, let's get some things straight!
The point of my linguistic extremism is that there is some behavior - (like religio child molestation and terrorism), for example, that does not deserve the blessing of dignified conversation -- or the validation of ANY form of normative discussion. Such behavior needs to be isolated in the context of it's "outrage" and wrapped in a syntax commensurrate with it's cruel and sick pathology -- with absolute zero tolerence for it's existence. -- The narrative equivalent of squashing a bug!
Yes indeedy, there is a desperate need to empirically analyze and evaluate the root causes of vicious and nihilistic human behavior and to gain understanding and devise treatment options and discuss these matters in a non barbaric context;-- but -- the survival of our loved ones depends on absolute ground level clarity and an immediate response to the enemies at hand - commensurate with their immediate threat level!
Example; -- the fucking Cardinal's apology for ruining innocent kids through predatory and brutally deviate sex -- administered by trusted priests -- ain't worth shit! The Pope should crawl on his belly to a microphone and beg for forgiveness and open up the whole ridiculous Church doctrine to some fresh thinking. And until there are enough Christians with enough brains and balls to see through the deviates that control the Vatican --and cry out "enough you anachronistic power mad cocksuckers" -- children will be fucked in the ass and scarred for life by homo priests.
So you see how inflammatory language ( i feel better already) might work to inspire action? -- Think of Tom Paine's "Common Sense" which inspired the American Revolution -- and think of the digibandit as "Fucking Common Sense!" As adapted for present dangers; where our enemies are not three thousand miles away with muskets and cannons -- but hours away with weapons of mass destruction and taking their orders from a violent God promising them Paradise in return for slaughtering our children and grandmothers. --- And in our local parishes where your local homo vicar is trying to use god to fuck little Johnny up his asshole.
Well, my friends --unless we all get a lot angrier at all this crap and call a spade a spade and cut out all the pc crapolo ; -- the politicians and bad guys are gonna keep getting away with murder! And, if you just keep shopping and watching TV and having fun and games as usual -- and wait for some literate well mannered politician to save your stupid fucking asses -- and don't jump into the game -- well -- "Just you wait Henry Higgins --Just you wait -- you'll be sorry but your tears will come too late ("My Fair Lady --the Musical)
My dog is named Liza,after the orphan girl, Liza Doolitle, in that musical, and i'm going up into the mountains with her above the Hollywood Hills, as usual, and say a fucking prayer to whatever asshole created us -- because this ain't no fucking Musical!
Oh -- and the Pope is an ignorant medieval cocksucker!
This horror story is probably a good time to address what people say to me on a regular basis; "You know bandit -- by being so extreme with your filthy language you transcend the basic parameters of satire and fall into unfocused pique and undisciplined and ignorant rage!" - I made that up --what they say is ;"You are a foul mouthed angry Jew!
Well, let's get some things straight!
The point of my linguistic extremism is that there is some behavior - (like religio child molestation and terrorism), for example, that does not deserve the blessing of dignified conversation -- or the validation of ANY form of normative discussion. Such behavior needs to be isolated in the context of it's "outrage" and wrapped in a syntax commensurrate with it's cruel and sick pathology -- with absolute zero tolerence for it's existence. -- The narrative equivalent of squashing a bug!
Yes indeedy, there is a desperate need to empirically analyze and evaluate the root causes of vicious and nihilistic human behavior and to gain understanding and devise treatment options and discuss these matters in a non barbaric context;-- but -- the survival of our loved ones depends on absolute ground level clarity and an immediate response to the enemies at hand - commensurate with their immediate threat level!
Example; -- the fucking Cardinal's apology for ruining innocent kids through predatory and brutally deviate sex -- administered by trusted priests -- ain't worth shit! The Pope should crawl on his belly to a microphone and beg for forgiveness and open up the whole ridiculous Church doctrine to some fresh thinking. And until there are enough Christians with enough brains and balls to see through the deviates that control the Vatican --and cry out "enough you anachronistic power mad cocksuckers" -- children will be fucked in the ass and scarred for life by homo priests.
So you see how inflammatory language ( i feel better already) might work to inspire action? -- Think of Tom Paine's "Common Sense" which inspired the American Revolution -- and think of the digibandit as "Fucking Common Sense!" As adapted for present dangers; where our enemies are not three thousand miles away with muskets and cannons -- but hours away with weapons of mass destruction and taking their orders from a violent God promising them Paradise in return for slaughtering our children and grandmothers. --- And in our local parishes where your local homo vicar is trying to use god to fuck little Johnny up his asshole.
Well, my friends --unless we all get a lot angrier at all this crap and call a spade a spade and cut out all the pc crapolo ; -- the politicians and bad guys are gonna keep getting away with murder! And, if you just keep shopping and watching TV and having fun and games as usual -- and wait for some literate well mannered politician to save your stupid fucking asses -- and don't jump into the game -- well -- "Just you wait Henry Higgins --Just you wait -- you'll be sorry but your tears will come too late ("My Fair Lady --the Musical)
My dog is named Liza,after the orphan girl, Liza Doolitle, in that musical, and i'm going up into the mountains with her above the Hollywood Hills, as usual, and say a fucking prayer to whatever asshole created us -- because this ain't no fucking Musical!
Oh -- and the Pope is an ignorant medieval cocksucker!
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Muslim Extremism Due To Lack OFCelebrities -- Says New Study
Doctor Menschel Weintraub, director of social neuroscience at the Institute For The Study Of Social Dystopia, in West Hollywood , California, announced: "We have compelling evidence that Arab Muslims are suffering significant mental trauma from a complete lack of "Celebrity" in their culture!"
"And we are not talking about their worshiping human throwbacks like the Ayatolah Khomeini -- or other such tyrants -- as replacements for Victoria Beckham or Paris Hilton or Lyndsay Lohan -- who keep America's masses distracted from their pitiful lives."
He continued; "If you basically dislike your work and wife and even yourself, and if life basically sucks ; -- Is a picture on your living room wall of an angry old smelly Mullah going to relieve your distress?"
"Nope -- the Romans knew exactly how to relieve the ignorant masses from their anxiety -- extreme sports and extreme violence and extreme displays of pussy! And just to insure that no one got to focused on the shit of their daily lives -- they always had plenty of booze available and lot's of military conquests going on."
"If the masses of ignorant American's did not have their celebrities they would be in fucking misery --And that's with all the bling and gadgets and shit food and all the other mindless diversions to which they have access and persue like commercial gluttons."
He continued; "Now the Arab extremists haven't had a cultural success story in over a thousand years. They are broke - exploited by their own leaders -- have no clue about pussy -- virtually no art or literature -- their TV and sports are a joke -- zero laughs -- drink fourteen cups of coffee a day -- no air conditioning -- no booze or drugs - food sucks and they have been totally marginalized militarily. ( and down deep they know we will kill them all, like cockroaches, when they piss us off enough) -- And they have NO celebrities."
Doctor Weintraub concluded; "So -- until you see a Muslim counterpart to Victoria Beckham shaking her skinny ass at The Dome of The Rock with a million Arabs screaming -- "Al matakbe valatka Mossho vlantash pooshhee ! poosshee! pooshees!" ( which means sit on my beard you hot sandy pussy in Arabic) -- the violence will continue
"And we are not talking about their worshiping human throwbacks like the Ayatolah Khomeini -- or other such tyrants -- as replacements for Victoria Beckham or Paris Hilton or Lyndsay Lohan -- who keep America's masses distracted from their pitiful lives."
He continued; "If you basically dislike your work and wife and even yourself, and if life basically sucks ; -- Is a picture on your living room wall of an angry old smelly Mullah going to relieve your distress?"
"Nope -- the Romans knew exactly how to relieve the ignorant masses from their anxiety -- extreme sports and extreme violence and extreme displays of pussy! And just to insure that no one got to focused on the shit of their daily lives -- they always had plenty of booze available and lot's of military conquests going on."
"If the masses of ignorant American's did not have their celebrities they would be in fucking misery --And that's with all the bling and gadgets and shit food and all the other mindless diversions to which they have access and persue like commercial gluttons."
He continued; "Now the Arab extremists haven't had a cultural success story in over a thousand years. They are broke - exploited by their own leaders -- have no clue about pussy -- virtually no art or literature -- their TV and sports are a joke -- zero laughs -- drink fourteen cups of coffee a day -- no air conditioning -- no booze or drugs - food sucks and they have been totally marginalized militarily. ( and down deep they know we will kill them all, like cockroaches, when they piss us off enough) -- And they have NO celebrities."
Doctor Weintraub concluded; "So -- until you see a Muslim counterpart to Victoria Beckham shaking her skinny ass at The Dome of The Rock with a million Arabs screaming -- "Al matakbe valatka Mossho vlantash pooshhee ! poosshee! pooshees!" ( which means sit on my beard you hot sandy pussy in Arabic) -- the violence will continue
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