Who Was the First Mother?

IT'S MOM'S DAY again AND MY WEIRD MIND IS THINKING ABOUT THE FIRST MAN AND WOMAN WHO BLUNDERED INTO A SEXUAL UNION -- CULMINATING NINE MONTHS LATER IN THE "EARTH'S FIRST MOTHER." (AND SUBSEQUENT FIRST MOTHER'S DAY)

Now if your a member of the Adam and Eve crowd or you still believe in the tooth fairy and a personal god please stop reading -- you are delusional and have better things to do -- like seeing a Doctor.

But for those of us who like to ponder weird shit it might be fun to consider how that first sexual union occurred?

A big burly apish hominid has woken up in great discomfort because his penis is throbbing against a stone on the bare earth with some leaves and moss on it -- the forerunner of the sealy posturepedic mattress. "Oye vey!" he groans, and awakens the guy next to him -- who he doesn't realize is actually a female. She looks exactly like him but with a different chest and a different genitalia arrangement -- but since no one understood anything back then there was no reason for alarm -- only wonderment. (lucky them)

The unbeknownst female called Tzitsckas (the strange chested one) Say's; "Vooz machsta (what's up) Oorgy?" To which Oorgy replied; "Mine shticklach es grovnen!(my stick is growing).

To which the soon to be first impregnated female replies; " Ach mine tuchas ess grovnen shticklaken" (oh shit - it's growing into a big stick!)

And standing up and saying words in the ancient cave Yiddish that have echoed down through the eons -- i said them myself only last week (and i translate) "Stand back Tzitsckas --i don't know how big this will get."

And -- at an engorged thirteen inches it slowed,and finally stopped at sixteen inches. (a phsical trait which only exists today in black athletes).

Well here's where Genetics and DNA took over, as Tzitsckas cried out! And i'm using the original cave Yiddish here to emphasize and honor the Ancient request that men have been hearing, from women. for over three hundred thousand years in thousands of languages: -- but this was the first time! -- "Oh Oorgy , ich nam so hornen ples shticken ein huge lognin ent me !" (Oh Oorgy, i'm so horny -please stick your huge stick ( later becomes 'Dick') -- in me"

And when Oorg climaxed he let out a thunderous cry across the Tundra -- "Whoopee" (the ancient origin of the word pussy which evolved from '"oopee" to "pooshme"to '"pussy woopee" to finally "pussy wipped' and 'pussy"

Well,nine months later Oorg and Tzitsckas had a twenty two pond baby boy they named Irving (the first Jew) --and one year later celebrated the Earth's -- first Mother's Day.

And for those of you who are wondering where Oorg and Tzitsckas came from and why this whole chain of events didn't register earlier wih THEIR births and their parents etc. -- well how the the fuck would i know !

Maybe they were too high or too dumb? But one things for sure -- Oorg and Tzitsckas were the first ones to do it -- and to REMEMBER what they did.

Happy Mother's Day!

"World's Deadliest Snatch" from Fox -" WAY beyond those Crabs!"

  thesaurus for snatch:
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It looks like Fox has outfoxed the competition with a show which has a huge built-in buzz generator with it's name association to one of TVs hottest reality shows .

Mike (darling) Darnell head of Fox TV said today; "Well every network is looking for their version of "Deadliest Catch" in the danger/action reality genre --so we looked for something that might be extremely dangerous but not locked to physical action"

"I mean -- there is no action like "Snatch Action" --but let's be real --it's what the Snatch does to your brain that makes it so dangerous!"

"I mean --if you fall off a boat fishing for giant crabs chances are you will get real cold --but from what i can see there's less danger of actual injury on those boats than befalls a NYC garbage man -- statistically speaking that is"

Mike continued vehemently; " But a "Deadly Snatch" can fuck up your whole life in an instant dude! -- i mean ,if you get hooked up with a major "Deadly Snatch" you will pray to God that you fall off a boat in one-hundred foot waves and drown!"

'I mean; " Most guys would rather fall asleep in the giant crab storage locker and be eaten alive -- than get eaten up inside by a really "Deadly Snatch!"

"I mean - I know guys who have been attacked by snatch so deadly that they ripped off their own nuts and dicks with a pliers."

He continued; "Trust me i know --there is snatch that is so deadly out here in Los Angeles that you will pray that a giant crab rips your nuts off and you bleed to death slowly -- alone on the beach in Venice -- rather than get consumed by it "

"And -- we are going to show the most "Deadliest Snatch" we can find on this show and all the vicious action and trauma that goes with it -- and it's not gonna be pretty - just pretty damn deadly"

Stay tuned -- and hide the kids and old folks! --and if we can save just one viewer from a "Deadly Snatch" attack -- i can die in peace"

But when Mike --when already?

Romney Cornholed John Lauber in Private School

Old acquaintances described an episode in which he "corholed" a fellow student. Mr. Romney acknowledged playing “cornholing  homo hating pranks.”

The account put Mr. Romney, who has struggled on the campaign trail to cast off his rivals’ image of him as privileged and insensitive, on the defensive about events nearly 50 years ago.

The episode, reported by The Washington Post, occurred at Cranbrook, a private school that Mr. Romney, the son of an automobile executive-turned-governor, attended in Michigan. Mr. Romney returned from spring break in his senior year to find that John Lauber, a quiet, offbeat type, had bleached his hair blond.

Mr. Romney, brandishing a pair of scissors, led other boys on a hunt for Mr. Lauber, teasing him and holding him down while Mr. Romney snipped off his long locks and cornholed him

 "I also threatened to cut off his pecker and send it to The Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City" he said today from the campaign trail -and i'm sorry i don't have it now to send as a gift to Homo lover obama"

“As to pranks that were played back then, I don’t remember them all, but again, high school days, if I did stupid things, why, I’m afraid I’ve got to say sorry for it,” Mr. Romney, 65, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, said in a Fox News Radio interview on Thursday. He said he  believed “the fellow was homosexual,” which was “something we hated as Mormon's" 

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What does cornholing mean?

Recently, my boyfriend asked me if we could "cornhole". The church of LDS frowns upon pre-marital intercourse and I still don't know exactly if it constitutes intercourse. He said that I can't get pregnant from it, and that I'd still be a virgin. When I asked him what I had to do, he didn't give me a straight answer.

I'm only 15, so I don't know a lot of these terminologies. So, what does "cornholing" mean?

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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

Tell him you'd prefer a clean (non-penetrative) Serbian slip-n'-slide.

Cornholing is not such a hot idea.

" The Choice Celebrity Cornhole" from Fox this Summer

The celebrity cast of FOX's upcoming dating show The Choice Celebrity Cornhole was revealed yesterday.  

The Celebrities will watch as a cadre of famous bachelors and bachelorettes audition attractive non-famous singles while they are sitting in spinning chairs with their asses up in the air. Best asses are Cornholed and the "Cornees" have to sing while being Cornholed. 

Five of the episodes will feature male celebrities while one episode will highlight female celebrities.  The male celebrities include Pauly D, Tyson Beckford, Joe Jonas, Dean Cain, Rob Kardashian, Rocco DiSpirito, Warren Sapp, Finesse Mitchell, Romeo, Jeremy Bloom, Jason Cook, Michael Catherwood, Seth Wescott, Parker Young, Ndamukong Suh, Dr. Robert Nettles, Taylor Hicks, Mike Sorrentino, Rob Gronkowski and Steven Lopez while. 

Mike (the Midget) Darnell, Fox creative Wizard said today at The Beverly Hills Hotel "My young creative team wanted to name the program "Choice Butt Humpers" and they said Cornhole is an ancient name for butthole and the audience wouldn't get it -but i prevailed as always -ha ha -they WILL get it with the first Corhole"

The female celebrities all armed with Dildos for their alternative style of cornholing execution  are Carmen Electra, Hope Dworaczyk, Rima Fakih and Sophie Monk.  The Choice is hosted by Cat Deeley and premieres on June 7, paired with FOX's other new dating series Take Me Out.

Fox TV Announces "Find Gavin Smith" and Fuck An Idol Finalist

"Well i know everyone is wondering where the fuck Gavin went!" said Mike (the Midget Darnell)

"But in the meantime let's not sit around and mope when we have a great opportunity to turn his dissapearance into a hot new reality show" he said.

"AND we are adding a twist to your basic reality kinda search format  - getta load of this!"

"The one who finds Mike Gavin gets to fuck any finalist on American Idol -man or woman it's up to them"

Elise Mandelbaum the digibandit Hollywood Bureau Chief asked Darnell:

"How can you guarantee that?"

He repied - "well Miss snoopy big tits - i have some leverage in that regard --heh heh heh!"

Romney Eats Human Sex capsules Says Obama

Romney calls Obama a 'Musnig" in Campaign Ad

"I believe in calling a Spade a Spade"  said Romney as his latest attack ad made reference to Obama being half Muslim and half N word.

Obama retaliated by calling Romney a leader of a Moron (Mormon) Sect' whose founder was a SnakeOil Salesman just like Romney.

"At this rate the presidential campaign is shaping up to be a vulgar exchange of epithets!" said VP Joe Biden and further stated:

"I think the republican party has been taken over by a bunch of stupid cocksuckers!'

"Slaughter These Fat Hogs"says Romney re Obese Americans

 Mitt Romney said today "About 32 million more Americans will become obese by 2030, upping obesity rates to 42 percent of the U.S. population, according to a new report from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The report also predicts that the proportion of Americans who are severely obese, meaning more than 100 pounds overweight, will reach 11 percent, about double the current rate.

The report's authors give a sobering price tag for these predictions: such an increase would create $550 billion of obesity-related health care costs.

Romney said the prospect of such increasing rates, particularly those of severely obese Americans, is alarming since efforts aimed at helping people lose weight have so far proven relatively ineffective.

"Their weight continues to increase. Over the last 10 years, it has gone up tremendously," he said in a press conference. "This is a group at great risk of health complications, and yet they are increasing at an even greater rate than the rate of obesity and endangering all other Americans."

"We simply can't afford these hogs!" he said

The report was published in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine and was released at the CDC's Weight of the Nation conference today, a gathering focused on the impact of the obesity epidemic. The authors analyzed data collected from each state and made projections based on a number of factors influencing obesity rates, including the cost of healthy and unhealthy foods, gas prices and Internet access.

"If one of my kids or my Dogs got that fat i would chain them up until they got back down to normal" he said.

A reporter asked him about his wife and he said "After the election she gets the Chain treatment!"

American'Will Soon Sell Their Children To Survive -says new study

“When people view themselves as doing worse financially, then that motivates them to purchase lottery tickets,” said Dr. Moishe Pipick, a postdoctoral associate at the Yale School of Management who in July published a research paper on lotteries in The Journal of Behavioral Decision Making.

"People are getting desperate! - This lottery thing is a sure sign!" - said Pipick.
“People look to the lottery to get back to where they were financially.”
“With lottery sales at record setting sales levels – and financially strapped folks spending their kids food money to win state lotteries with astronomically ridiculous odds:

It is now only a matter of time before they will start selling their children.”

Dr. Pipick continued; “I mean – there is a better chance that Paris Hilton will crawl into some fat greasy redneck’s trailer and give him a blow job - than winning the ‘Lollapalooza Twenty Thousand Jackpot Ticket’ -- from the local market”

“I mean - his porky wife has a better chance of Antonio Banderas jumping her in the Walmart parking lot - than winning at one of these ridiculous marketing scams.”

“And - his redneck kids have a better chance – statistically - of getting into Harvard – or winning a Nobel Prize - than winning the ‘Fifty Thousand Dollar Jesus Loves You’ scratch off - at the local Stuckeys.”

“This indicates total FINANCIAL desperation on the part of many Americans!”

Pipick went on; “There is a huge market in the selling of children in all of the third world countries - and a lot of folks in The United States feel just as desperate about not being able to feed their shopping frenzies - to buy some gas or beer – or some other cheap shit, - as starving folks in Calcutta do about getting a tiny bowl of rice.”

“Hey” – he concluded – “I might just buy a lottery ticket to win a blow job from Paris Hilton?”

Bishop Slices off Nuts In Papal Protest of Sodomizing Children Epidemic

Screaming  - "Please God let's women become Priests! so we can stop fucking children!  -AND God Fuck the Pope!"........

Bishop Tuchy O Feely -better known affectionately to his young Altar and Choir boys as Father (Oh! Oh! Oh!) Feely - as he cornholed them out of sexual frustration and in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ.


Cardinal Rocco Antonuchi - speaking on behalf of the Pope said  in the Vatican today: "It's a sada day whena one of our besta Bishops cutsa his balls off because he cannota get his a rocks off."


He concluded; "I hopa the Popa changes hisa minda about letting woman become Priests because not ALL the cornholing being dona to the kidsa is by Homo Priests!"


The Cardinal concluded: "We gotta stop corholing all these littla children even if we have to castrate the whole Priesthood -starting with The Popa if he doesn't come to his senses!"


AMEN

"Studsy The Queer Bull" first ANIMATED film for Gay Children from Dreamworks

Steven Spielberg head of DreamWorks announced; “We are in production on the first gay themed animated film for gay Children !" 'Studsy The Queer Bull', “It's about ‘Studsy’ -- a prize Angus Bull who prefers young bull’s and steers over cows. We were thinking of calling the film, ‘The Queer Steer’ -- but technically he’s a bull (obviously not castrated) and hung like a Moose. As a matter of fact ‘Studsy’ would fuck a Moose as long as it’s a MALE Moose, and he even tried ,several times during filming, to get at me.” Chimed in Katzenberg the ex head of Disney Animation who is a humanoid version of Studsy

He continued; “Our research shows that twenty to thirty percent of Americans under the age of seven years old have strong homosexual tendencies,and child psychologists are certain that they are torn apart emotionally between openly adopting a gay lifestyle or “closeting” their emotions in an oppressive hetro dominated environment. –‘Studsy’ will instill pride and  identity resolution in young closeted gay children and help them ‘break out” -- just as ‘Studsy’ does in a very compelling scene where he is supposed to impregnate a group of prize cows,but ‘breaks out’ ( a metaphor for his closet) of the paddock and charges into the meadow --- where he proceeds to shtupp about twelve young bulls and eight steers in a violent release of pent up frustration .”

Spielberg added, “ Now youv’e got to picture this twenty six hundred pound Angus bull corn holing every asshole in sight --the energy and passion and drama ! -- Think the fifteenth round in Rocky one. -- At this point in the test screenings young boys were jumping up and down on the seats screaming, ‘fuck em -- fuck em all Studsy” and they were crying and hugging one  another and some even started masturbating.”

They concluded; “We are so thrilled and satisfied that in today’s exploitive creative environment --especially as far as our children are concerned -- that we at Dream Works are able to produce positive and socially redemptive quality programming that will constructively help our  children -- our most precious resource -- to shape and sructure their lives; as we walk hand in hand with America’s parents to achieve that goal through creative art. And - so, coming soon to a theatre near you, ‘Studsy The Queer Bull’. Bring your tiny future fags to see America’s first Queer Superhero

Eustace Conway to Cornhole a Grizzly in " Extreme Gay Mountain Men"

New wilderness series   Extreme GAY Mountain Men debuts May 31 at 10p on HISTORY.  The eight-episode series follows Eustace Conway, who has lived more than 25 years off the land in North Carolina's Blue Ridge Mountains and other mountain men who have chosen to live off the grid and follow a GAY wilderness lifestyle.  


Conway does his own lumbering, tanning and blacksmithing and lives primarily on what he can grow, fish or hunt OR STEAL.  The series also profiles Tom Oar who lives on the Yaak River in Montana and Marty Meierotto who lives in the northern range of Alaska AND we will see plenty of Brokeback Mountain cornholing  - wilderness style.


In one scene we see Conway and Tom and Marty lined up humping Wild Mountain Sheep holding on to their horns as they try to buck free.


"My goal is to cornhole a Grizzly!" said Conway -but i'll settle for Tom and Marty while forging a raging River  anyday -heh heh"


"It is a very unique way to communicate with the Natural World and we know our History audience will be very engaged with this program" said Conrad Dickle - VP programming at The History Channel

"Pregnant by Black Heels" New From Fox

"Fox has ripped off "Prenant in High Heels" from E and turned it into a soon to be ratings blockbuster "Pregnant by Black Heels" -just what our audience loves" announced Mike (the Midget) Darnell  Fox Tv creative wizard in today in Hollwood today.

"Pregnant BY Black Heels" is a docu-drama that follows Rosie Pope as she guides expecting mothers through  perils of preparing to have ababy with a mean black guy." 

Rosie is a call girl on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and is controlled by her Black Pimp-  Big Dick Henry - who is played by Ice Tea. 

And we join her in her world of drugs and sex and violence while she  shows other women (mostly street hookers) who have become used and knocked up by "Black Heels" how to deal with  all their bizarre baby needs.

Like hiding the pregnancy from her Johns - using drugs and boozing for minimal placental damage -and handling beatings and forced sex during the fourth trimester from their client and pimps and lovers.

More socially positive positive programming from your culture warrior partners at Fox TV

'Cock Choice" from Fox This Summer

The dating reality shows’ hot streak this summer continues with Fox’s The Cock Choice, a six-episode celebrity dating series that feels like a dating version ofThe Voice or a cross between the NBC singing competition and The Dating Game. Hosted by So You Think You Can Dancehost Cat Deeley, the hourlong The Cock Choice features eligible celebrities competing to find a match among a group of sexy singles… they can’t see.

The Cock Choice begins with four eligible celebrity bachelors sitting in rotating chairs, turning their backs on the sexy singles looking for a date with them. In this initial “Blind Round,” each celebrity can only use his suitors’ voices as stimulation to get an erection – as they share information about their life, passions, turn-ons and turn-offs.  When a celebrity bachelor likes what he hears, he pulls his “love handle,” spinning his chair around to bring him face-to-face for the first time with his potential mate with his cock registering the size of his erection on a giant screen. If more than one celebrity pulls the handle, they must battle it out until the sexy single chooses a celebrity. Once each bachelor has his three hotties, the teams enter the “Speed Choice” round, where each woman has only 15 seconds to convince her celebrity to get a bigger hardon.

The idea for The Choice was developed internally at Fox by the team of Fox’s president of alternative entertainment Mike (The Midget) Darnell who says he felt there was a hole in the dating reality series genre since the launch of The Bachelor. Darnell said he focused on a studio-based dating show, something that is not currently on the air. He contemplated a reboot of The Dating Game but said he felt the wall element felt very antiquated and audiences were ready for "cock fighting" so to speak he heh. 

The Golden Stool

"Do Unto Others as you would have them do unto you  -IF -

Only You Were Not  So Full of Shit"

Clarence Thomas Jailed While On Way To Porn Shop?

 If Justice Thomas is pulled over while driving to his favorite porn shop - for  say -  failing to signal.

Well then - under a new DC law - some guard in The DC Jail will be saying to the biggest asshole who ever sat on The Supreme Court "Now move your balls to the right so i can see up your black asshole mfuckah"

And THAT is what i call JUSTICE!

According to opinions in the lower courts, people may be strip-searched after arrests for violating a leash law, driving without a license and failing to pay child support. Citing examples from briefs submitted to the Supreme Court in opposition, Justice Breyer wrote that people have been subjected to “the humiliation of a visual strip-search” after being arrested for driving with a noisy muffler, failing to use a turn signal and riding a bicycle without an audible bell.

A nun was strip-searched, he wrote, after an arrest for trespassing during an antiwar demonstration.  AND NOW with it's ruling yesterday:

Supreme Court Ruling Allows Strip-Searches for Any Arrest

By ADAM LIPTAK

Published: April 2, 2012

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WASHINGTON — The Supreme Courton Monday ruled by a 5-to-4 vote that officials may strip-search people arrested for any offense, however minor, before admitting them to jails even if the officials have no reason to suspect the presence of contra

worth it if we nail long dong Thomas

Dildo App Orgasmically Outsells Masturbation App

Women are all 'Buzzing" and "Vibrating" - literally - with their "Dildo Android" 5g inserted -their Vagina Connected ear buds in place  - the selected Orgasm App  broadcasting erotic pre programmed erotic recordings from your real life partner(s) of choice  -  or Fantasy Celebrity -or any one of 69 different Customized or Set Erotic themes.

 9 differentVibration Settings (light show options) AND with  the Dildo Android inserted EVERY call is an exotic adventure as different voice decibels activate the phones Clit Sensor to vary the stimulation.

"This is looking bigger than The " Male Masturbation App" and we are looking at ways to combine both software packages -SO stand bye for more on that." said Dr Moishe Pipick senior engineer for Google Worldwide Erotic Programming."

OH and don't forget "Cumming and Going Don't Mix!"
                           so drive safely

Hookers Claim Secret Service Agents Have Small Peckers

 Senora Marita Coochifrito - the Madame who supplied the whores to the Secret Service " horny ladrones" (horny thieves) - said today:

"My girls were all laughing so hard because these guys had such tiny pricks!  -"los peckers son los reducto" as we say."

She further stated; "You know in our country there is an old saying   " Los hombres con los guns nostromos Cienturio Anos los prickos  no con de mucho erectione el gusto los burritos y tacos pero blancos"

She said: "This basically means that we have found from over 100 years in studying these whore mongering males - that men who like guns and hunt and shoot:


"They have tiny pricks that shoot blanks!"


"They use guns to replace their manhood!"


BUT -all my girls love Obama - they think he is cute and by the way he walks they know he is hung like a Donkey!

Robin Williams To Play Mohammad Over Arab Skies

Steven Spielberg, addressing a group of leaders in the Entertainment industry summed up their mission and conference objective:

"We will use all our acquired skills in manipulating people to stare at TV and Computer and Game screens for over seventy hour a week --- to bring about world peace -- starting in Iraq!"

"Our first mission --using the illusionary magic skills of David Blackstone  - will be to project a life like image of the Prophet Mohammad in the skies over The Arab World, where he will proclaim to his followers that suicide bombing and the killing of innocents is absolutely prohibited by the Koran "

Mohammad will proclaim "there are sixteen hundred and fifty four Muslims who sit in boiling pig fat 24/7 -- who thought they would be boffing Virgins in Paradise? --   HEY - are you fucking nuts? -- Read my words! -- WHERE does it say you are too act like deranged and cruel slaughtering monkeys in the name of Allah?"

Spielberg , in closing said "Mohammad is really pissed and wer'e going to help him get the message out'' and as a matter of fact who else would the wise Prophet turn too in helping his people -- than the Jews in Hollywood (irony worthy of Woody Allen),

Casting for the Voice of Mohammad -- i vote for Robin Williams -- You?

Israel Putting Birth Control Agents In Some Arab Countries

Dr.Moishe Pipick. -- Minister of The Israeli Experimental Defense Agency -- responded to a leaked and classified initiative by his agency to stop the out of control birth rate in the Arab world:

"I will say this -- does the world need more suicide bombers? -- does the world need more illiterate and abused and brainwashed children? - Does the world need more children who will become dysfunctional; -- and become totally ignorant and angry and hopeless death worshiping adults? --Does the world need more people who will destroy civilization?

He continued; "They are breeding like rats - at a time when the civilized societies of the world are placing a higher priority on having fewer children -- but children with the potential to lead more enlightened and vital lives and to achieve some measure of clarity calm and comfort, self fulfillment and happiness."

"So -- yes - said Dr. Pipick - it is true!" He said; "We are putting a contraception chemical in the water supplies of some Arab countries -- and so now - when - they force their dirty Arab Muslim extremist schlongers into their screaming women -- and when they knock these pitifull enslaved wives to the ground -- rip off their Burkah's - and shtup their brains out -- they will be shooting blanks!"

Asked about world reaction to this arbitrary and questionable activity Dr. Pipick responded; "Look,these people are animals -- they have no respect for sensitive and caring parenting. They knock out children like bugs with no regard for their health, welfare or education --enormous growing populations of neglected children, and none of their leaders cry out against the sickening conditions:

And the Mullahs fill the youngsters with venom and hatred --they can't even read or write -- they memorize verses in the Koran they don't understand -- and by ten years old they are ready to don suicide belts -- zombies manufactured by evil priests who worship death -- it's right out of a horror movie -- except it's real!"

He went on;"And now that the cat is out of the bag you should know that while we are trying to control the human assembly line production of future Arab fanatics -- we are artificially enhancing the birth potential of our own people --and in an ironic twist -- the people's of northern Europe including Germany - through their lakes,rivers and reservoirs.

"We felt the world did not need any more French than is absolutely necessary and the UK is just fine the way it is.(we are also considering putting birth control agents in all the USA red states )

However -- i'm sure the world would agree with our plan to stop the explosive breeding in most African countries (if you want to stretch your imagination and call them countries) -- the problem is that their testosterone levels are so high it's very difficult --and their water is so polluted it weakens the birth control agent.

The world will be angry with Israel won't it retaliate?" --said the bandit Israeli bureau chief --Elise Mandelbaum.

Dr.Pipick replied; " Sure --but the world is always pissed off at the Jews anyway.- I ask the world -- do you want a bright future for your children -- or do you want Apocalypse Now and a remake of the Road Warrior -- for real?"