Fox Reality TV Announces "I HaD Anal Sex During Sandy"

Fox TV Announces "I Got Randy during Sandy"

Fox Reality President Myron Schlockwell announced in Hollywood today:

"We are gonna show the world that when American's are in a disaster the thing they do best is fuck each other!"

He went on: "We are gonna show what happens when a drug ridden consumptive  culture which lives on Spectacle and Hoo Ra Ra are confined to quarters with the lights out and the wind howlin!!!"

"Fucking and Snorting and drinking and Sucking and Cornholing everything in sight with  wild abandon while houses and families get blown away (hehhehe)"

He said "This is Fox TV at it's best -appealing to the hard core morons who lap this shit up like ass candy!!!"

Republican's Failed The American Asshole Detection Test -Simple as THAT

American's Are Great "Asshole Detectors" - Romney/Ryan Failed BIGTIME

Herman Caine - Sarah Palin - Michelle Bachman - Newt Gingrich (recently found God) - Rick Santorum - Mike Huckabee  -you get my drift here i'm pretty sure.

They had their big moments in the sun and before long The American Asshole Detectors started screaming and POOF! - "Adios mother fuckers! We got your numbers!"

Now i'm not sure why most of the biggest assholes are Bible Belting Republicans?

My theory  is centered around sexual repression and anger management problems and the loss of imagination induced by religious brainwashing and problems with toilet training from obsessive Evangelistic  -Sin kinda preoccupied parents - BUT i won't go there for now.

Suffice it to say that your average fun loving American is on to these folks -and GOD bless their good old American - early warning asshole detectors.

OH -   and Romney The Religious Mormon and this Monkey faced Priest Paul Ryan? - Guess what?

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Asshole Warning Light!!!

Paul Ryan says -The Niggas and Ilegals the Poor cost us the election"

 The Real Ryan

      Ryan and that crowd will NEVER learn!

Mr. Ryan’s remarks mask the larger issues behind the loss, and represent an inability to grasp other factors behind it.

“In our state, urban voters had two good reasons to come out,” said Senator Bob Casey, Democrat of Pennsylvania. “One was to support the president, and the other was the state had tried to implement voter ID laws. But assigning one factor to the case of an electoral defeat is usually pretty dangerous.”

Representative Michael M. Honda, Democrat of California, said that “urban” is “just another code word for people of color.”

“But a lot of people of color live in the countryside, too,” he added. “He is just grabbing at straws to justify his loss.”

Paul Ryan -Missing Link - and his twin Marty Feldman

 Remember him in "Young Frankenstein"?

Look closely

 Same Eyes and Mouth

Ann Romney says Mitt Attempted Suicide By Hanging With $500 Hermes Tie

  Ann Romney told the police;" I had the cook make Mittens his favorite Caviar Omelete to calm him down after this devastating loss - i went over to our private Chapel and prayed for a while -then i went to the stable to play with my horses and then over to our spa to get a manicure and pedicure - and then i had my trainer give me a nice rubdown and then our Butler came running in screaming that Mittens was hanging from a $300,00 Chippendale chair in his game room by a $500 Hermes necktie and that he had cut him down and he was blue and his hair was messed up and he was mumbling:

 He is a weak Mormon Wussy

"Those fucking Mexicans and Queers and Kikes and young hooligans just cost me the election - why? why? why? did i ever listen to those Redneck fucking Tea Party Christian Morons led by those two ignorant cunts Bachman and Palin and that wop Santorum."

"I can't take it! -The Mormon God has forsaken me for that Muslim Nigger!"

Ann continued;"WELL - Mittens seems to have completely lost his bearings and this is just too much for me so i'm taking my kids and thirty nine grandchildren away on our yacht to The Greek Islands until Mittens gets his balls back in order -and -it better be soon or he's on his own and i know Bain capitol does NOT want him back so MAYBE HE CAN JUST BECOME A FUCKING MISSIONARY IN THE CONGO OR SOME OTHER NIGGER HELL HOLE!"

Redneck Love Making

God Bless Lewis Black AND ALL The Donkey Fuckers

Where the constitution protects this kind of comedy:

You  have some shot at Happiness

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-october-16-2012/back-in-black---lance-armstrong--butt-chugging---farm-animal-sex?xrs=share_fb

http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/10/predictably-hilarious-lewis-black-on-buttchugging-and-sex-with-farm-animals/

Sarah Palin looks like she's on Meth and Booze

It had to happen!  - carrying all those fucked genes - trying to maintain her image as a normal human being - becoming irrelevent - even the Christian Rednecks think she's ten clicks off the Bachman Moron Scale -word is Todd has syphillus from fucking every Eskimo on The Bering Strait -her kids are mostly wacko - should be on suicide watch.

 WELL -That's one for The Wolves!!!!

Hall of Shame -Caine -Perry -Bachman- Santorum -Gingrich

 couldn't remember what dept he'd cut

 made up her own science

 morals of a Hyena

 god speaks to him

  Pizza Man caught with his pants down and loony tax sceme

Lest We forget

Romney Voters! - Creationists -Low IQ - Large BMI - Low Education and Income

It's amazing! Here's this perfectly handsome wealthy perfectly groomed whitey white man with two degrees from Harvard who is worth 200 million bucks and a hero of the financial barons and:

He loses virtually every fucking state except the Confederate South and Texas and Utah and a few other Redneck states -ALL dominated by fat ignorant Christian White folks.

Their IQ is 20% lower than the national average -their body mass indexes correlate to those morons you see screaming on "The price is Right" - and they are in the lower percentiles in terms of education and income!

What explains this? Look at Romney and his wife and kids and tell me how that could possibly be?

Here's the answer  - 

They are ignorant Racist Morons

Fox Reality announces "Loin Surge" with Petraeus and Broadwell

 He IS a SURGE

 

 Myron Schlocky head of Fox Reality development announced that General Petraeus and  Paula Broadwell will be hosting thier upcoming new show which will take a look at powerful men and women caught cheating in the heat of "Loin Surge"

He said "Loin Surge" is something that happens when a cock and pussy experience an unbelieveable attraction as powerful as The Iraqi Surge that General Petraeus used to stop the violence there."

 The General added:" When i saw Broadwell it was like  my cock turned into a heat seeking missile" and Broadwell added; "Yep -and my pussy was ALL In!"

"Another winner for the morons who eat this shit like candy -hehhehhe!" said Schlocker

Broadwell loves Petraeus ALL in Me -Is this CIA Code???

  Broadwell loved him ALL IN ME

 You gotta kidding me -The head of the CIA - creator of The Surge in Irag - gets caught fucking a Broad named Paula "Broadwell" -while working on his bio called "All In" 

"Broadwell"   -"ALL IN" -"All in Broadwell"

What am i missing here? When do the Aliens land?

Mrs Petraeus

Shouldn't the CIA Director have seen this as some kind of code???

 

Christian Conservatives are NOW in Obama Hell - Hallelujah -End of Moron Times

The end of times has come for these mental midgets - and Christian Conservatives are crying in their barns and bars -Coulter and Santorum and Perry and Rush and that black Pizza moron and Michelle the Loony Bachman and Palin The Mental Midget and the evil Newt all wishing god would make Obama disappear (they sure made Mitt disappear with their nasty ignorant bible crap) -and all those kids who might now get a chance to grow up normal. -Hallelujah!

General David Petraeus says "I Couldn't Control" My Dick Surge"

CIA Director David Petraeus resigned Friday, citing an extramarital affair and "extremely poor judgment." -"my dick just surged out of control for her."

 His "Dick Surge" sure beats The Iraq Surge

 She's hotter than a dick seeking missile

He said -"The Iraqi surge was nothing next to the surge in my pants when i look at this women naked!" 

 

 

 

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Petraeus told President Barack Obama of his affair and offered his resignation during a meeting Thursday, a senior official told NBC News.
In a statement, Obama said he accepted Petraeus’s resignation on Friday and told The CIA Director that we can't have our Generals "surging" after all the hot pussy in the pentagon.

Romney Attempts Suicide says Ann Romney

"He seemed fine when we got home to the Mansion  - i had the cooks prepare his favorite caviar omlette and they made some home made ice cream for him which i thought would be soothing" said Ann.

"I went out to the stables and pet the horses for a while and then had my servants bathe  me and give me a pedicure which i needed (the campaign has been death to my personal grooming) and then i strolled over to our Spa and had my trainers give me a massage and then had the butler bring me a little glass of Champagne to quiet my nerves."

She continued: "Just then our head of security ran in and said he found Mitty all tangled up in his Mormon underwear and standing on a Louis XV $200,000 chair with his Gucci belt around his neck - and Mitty was screaming:

"Those fucking Mexicans and Queers and Kikes and young hooligans just cost me the election - why? why? why? did i ever listen to those Redneck fucking Tea Party Christian Morons led by those two ignorant cunts Bachman and Palin and that wop Santorum."

"I can't take it! -The Mormon God has forsaken me for that muslim Nigger!"

Ann continued;"WELL - Mittens seems to have completely lost his bearings and this is just too much for me so i'm taking my kids and thirty nine grandchildren away on our yacht to The Greek Islands until Mittens gets his balls back in order -and -it better be soon or he's on his own and i know Bain capitol does NOT want him back so MAYBE HE CAN JUST BECOME A FUCKING mISSIONARY IN THE CONGO OR SOME OTHER NIGGER HELL HOLE!"

Fox TV Announces "I Got Randy during Sandy"

Fox Reality President Myron Schlockwell announced in Hollywood today:

"We are gonna show the world that when American's are in a disaster the thing they do best is fuck each other!"

He went on: "We are gonna show what happens when a drug ridden consumptive  culture which lives on Spectacle and Hoo Ra Ra are confined to quarters with the lights out and the wind howlin!!!"

"Fucking and Snorting and drinking and Sucking and Cornholing everything in sight with  wild abandon while houses and families get blown away (hehhehe)"

He said "This is Fox TV at it's best -appealing to the hard core morons who lap this shit up like ass candy!!!"

Oklahahoma - New Home to Dickless Redneck Morons Carrying Guns in Public

Oklahoma is the place where “going postal” became an unfortunate American cliché a generation ago after 14 co-workers were shot dead by a postal worker who then killed himself. It is the 15th state to legalize open carry on the fatuous promise that public safety will be

Two dozen men with guns entered an Oklahoma City diner promptly at midnight on Wednesday, intent on inaugurating a pernicious new law allowing the state’s 142,000 citizens with concealed-handgun licenses to begin wearing their loaded weapons publicly. “I just feel more secure and safe,” Joe Wood, an aircraft mechanic, told The Oklahoman newspaper, his Taurus PT145 pistol ready for action against any sudden attack by the eggs and burgers. enhanced. The only obvious purpose is to allow macho gun enthusiasts — not true sportsmen — to display the intimidating power of the gun before the rest of the public, as was the case two years ago when protesters showed up at political gatherings with holstered weapons.

Can you fucking imagine the mentality of these redneck freaks just hoping they can get to shoot something -ANYTHING - just dying to prove they have a cock and balls - dying to make up for their weak shithole of a life.

their poor wives and kids

Why Men's Cocks and Balls Are Shrinking

There you have it!

Constant and Unrelenting Ballbusting from Frustrated Women who just need a good screwing!

The Redneck Wolfkiller's are Back in Wisconsin and Minnesota

 makes me feel like i have a dick

The legalization of wolf hunting in both states was devised to manage a rebounding wolf population after the federal government stopped listing the species as endangered in the region last year. Both have drawn lawsuits from local and national animal rights groups that fear the undoing of nearly four decades of work to restore a healthy number of wolves.


So now the lunatic fringe of the wacko general hunting crowd are hanging around Gun n Ammo shops in Shitburgs all across Wisconsin and minnesota - drinking  their booze and commenting about the "liberal pansy elite Jews " who spoiled all their cruel fun last year.

"Those fucking queer tree huggers kaint stop us this time!" said Wally "small cock" Thatcher" - over at the 'Boise Gun Barrel Bar and Grill' "I promised young Wally Jr. he would get to kill a wolf this season."

"Well hell -the guvernmint ainta gonna stop me nohow!" said Perliss "Pork Fat" Williams, "I'm gonna kill me a wolf -just like that Sarah Palin and her Eskimo husband do - and if'n i see any Jews out there in the woods - they gonna get a bullet too!"

"Hey Yooo!" - "Hee yoo -mah haha!" said small cock - yep - boy would i like to kill a Kike - and i'd put his head over the mantle with his Yomicker still on it"

"Well youd have to take that doe head down to put up the Jew -wuntcha?" said pork fat.

'Small cock replied "Id'd be worth it!"
 -

SO the good ole boys will get all liquored up and do what they do best -kill beautiful animals just because they are fucking morons with no life -  and be cruel to their wives and children.

Galveston hurricane killed 12,000 in 1900 -NO Warnings back Then

The Hurricane of 1900 made landfall on September 8, 1900 in the city of Galveston, Texas, in the United States.^[1] It had estimated winds of 145 miles per hour (233 km/h) at landfall, making it a Category 4 storm on the Saffir–Simpson Hurricane Scale.^[2] It was the deadliest hurricane in US history, and the second costliest hurricane in US history based on the US dollar's 2005 value (to compare costs with those of Hurricane Katrina and others).
The hurricane caused great loss of life with the estimated death toll between 6,000 and 12,000 individuals;^[3] the number most cited in official reports is 8,000, giving the storm the third-highest number of deaths or injuries of any Atlantic hurricane, after the Great Hurricane of 1780 and 1998's Hurricane Mitch. The Galveston Hurricane of 1900 is the deadliest natural disaster ever to strike the United States. By contrast, the second-deadliest storm to strike the United States, the 1928 Okeechobee Hurricane, caused more than 2,500 deaths, and the deadliest storm of recent times, Hurricane Katrina, claimed the lives of approximately 1,800 people.