Manny Pacquiao Tells Mitt and Ann Romney to Fuck Off!

LAS VEGAS -- Gov. Mitt Romney, the 2012 Republican presidential nominee, sat in the front row at the MGM Grand Garden to watch the Manny Pacquiao-Juan Manuel Marquez fight Saturday along with his wife, Ann.

Romney visited Pacquiao's dressing room about two hours before Pacquiao walked to the ring. According to Pacquiao publicist Fred Sternburg, Romney extended his hand to Pacquiao and said, "Hi Manny. I ran for president and lost."

 Bob Arum -The Fight's promoter said: "Then Manny said to Mitt and his wife"

"You two Mexican hating douchebags get the fuck out of here and i hope some wetbacks outside cut off your rich cock and cornhole your Fat Ugly Mexican hating wife in the parking lot!"

 Elise Mandelbaum

"What did the Romneys then say" asked digibandit fight reporter Elise Mandelbaum? 

Arum replied:" They kinda told me that they might hire him to do their landscaping if he loses."  

Israeli's Afloat in A Sea of Arab Madness

 Israeli Jet

Monarchs and Despots and Religious Fanaticks and Fascists hold sway over huge populations of illiterate and angry young men and women -and even in the oil fueled richer countries the women are second class citizens and the lower classes are kept at bay by the rich bones the rulers feed to the Mad Mullahs and their fnatical flocks.

 Their Sectarian Violence reminds us of the 130 Year War in Europe  with it's non stop slaughter between Catholics and Protestants EXCEPT among The Arabs it's been going on for 1,500 years and with no signs of the unrelenting butchery between Shia and Sunni diminishing.

It is truly amazing that The Israeli'are still around! -A postage stamp sized Democracy! A Beacon of the brightest light humanity has ever shed on the human condition - from education to science and technology and justice and the humanities BUT most salient is the compassionate and respectful and progressive treatment of ALL members of society -  children and women and the elderly (be they Arab or Jew) and even their criminals:  AND therein by comparison lies the core deficiency inherent in all Arab Societies:

They treat each other mostly as tribal enemies -  and their women and children mostly like total shit - and their minds are inflamed and retarded by Religious leaders who have the intellectual and moral standing of Beasts -Camels!

The core lesson here is a sad one - without Military Superiority no Nation however righteous will ever be secure.

Lifetime announces "Preachers' Cock Hound Daughters"

Lifetime ordered a new family docu-soap series Preachers' Cock Hound Daughters that follows the lives of teenage pastors' daughters and their parents.  The eight-episode series will explore the daily pressures of these teens as they struggle with the moronic beliefs and sick brainwashing of their Preacher family which has lead to their sexual repression and subsequent sexual dysfunction.  

 I Live for A Big Bone

 Sin Sin Sin Guilt Guilt Guilt

Preachers' CockHound Daughters is slated to premiere on Lifetime in 2013 and is produced by Thinkfactory Media.  Adam Reed, Emily Sinclair, Adam Freeman and Leslie Greif all serve as EPs along with Lifetime's Rob Sharenow, Gena McCarthy, Kimberly Chessler and Toby Faulkner.  A+E Networks will be involved with global sales for the series.

"Babes on a Bus Seeking Great Oral and Anal Sex" from Fox and Endemol

FOX ordered a dating series pilot from Endemol under the tentative title Babes on a Bus Seeking Great Oral and Anal Sex.  The project is based on a successful format that originated in Norway which offers a new twist on matchmaking.  The concept will have ten single women looking for the man of their dreams as they travel to various small towns around the country on a bus.  At each stop they will be introduced to the town's best bachelors who will try to impress them with their oral and anal sex skills.  

At the end of each week, the women can either choose to stay or join the bus headed for the next town.  Endemol has already sold the format in Denmark, Germany, Norway, France, the Netherlands and Slovenia.

(Next up will be MEN on the Bus  -stay tuned girls)

"Where Is Drunken Santa?" will Replace Rudolph!

"Where is Drunken Santa?" - To Replace Shrinking Rudolph

 Meyer Cornblum head of CBS's Special  XMas Programmimg division said in Hollywood today:       ---   "You used to know Christmas is coming when Rudolph shows up. Unfortunately his light did not shine so bright last night: (CBS’ airing of the 1964 stop-motion animation Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (2.9/8) special was down 28% from last year.) -So we are getting rid of him  and replacing it with a Reality Show:

 He explained: "Where is Drunken Santa" -  is where kids AND adults attempt  to track and locate  a lost Santa (" He's Drunk -you know kiddies - like how  Daddy and Mommy sometimes  get lost when they are driving after they drink too much and we have to help him find his way here") -  using their digital devices and compete together as a family to win Christmas  goodies."

"And we at CBS think this will also reinforce a strong message against Drinking and Driving"

Ho! Ho! Ho!

FOX TV Announces "Ten Drunken/Farting Dwarfs"

“I can’t take credit for this hot new addition to our summer reality line-up” said Fox TV pres. Mike Schlocknell.

“This sure fire hit is the brain child of our very own Rupert Murdoch” he said at a press conference in LA today “You know – “Rup has always maintained that if you did a whole show with nothing but Dwarfs sittin around drinking and getting loaded –and farting” “You’ll have a hit TV show Schlocknell!”

“So – we did some focus groups and sure enough Rup was absolutely right – folks were peeing in their pants –and we should have trusted Rup’s instincts from the get go –because if anyone has a feel for this shit –it’s Rup!”

“Isn’t the preferred term these days Little People - won’t they and the audience be offended by the word “Dwarfs?” asked digibandit Hollywood bureau chief –Elise Mandelbaum.
“Nope!” said Schlocknell - “ Rupe was very clear about that and he told me; “Mike – we don’t want ANY Little Folks! - Make sure you use ONLY dwarfs!”

“Are they gonna have a focus to their drunken fart laden commentary?” asked Mandelbaum.

“Oh yeah!” answered Schlocknell – The theme for the first season is;  "The  Romney's are Androids -Let's get Drunk and Fart on Them!"
 
“Yeah –that Ruppert Murdoch sure is a creative character –he’s even more creative than you are Mike!”

“Well Elise” – he replied -“The Jews don’t have ALL the creativity around here” (off microphone -“But you sure have got great tits!”)

Donald Trump Bringing Las Vegas To Palestinians

Donald Trump Will Develop Palestinian Pleasure Palace

Hasids get a 20% discount on all blow jobs

 The Donald will set us free

The Donald has come out with a revolutionary solution to the "Palestinian Problem". he announced today that; " Let's face it the Moslems need a place to let off some steam and the Palestinians need some dinero real fast!"
 Trump announced "I propose turning the West Bank into the Las Vegas of the Middle East!" - " Jobs -- unlimited money -- an outlet for people who won't have to blow themselves apart to get into Paradise (no Virgins but real pros heh heh) -- and tons of cash for the Palestinian leaders to extort and steal and waste (the one thing they are great at)."
We can send a delegation of American Indian Tribal Chiefs -Casino Moguls (you know the tribal/ caveman thing that the Arabs love ) over there with a trillion bucks to get everything going and Voila! -- peace with the Jews --- prosperity -- and "Mellow Muslims" -- a first for fourteen hundred years."
"!Cash -- hookers -- gambling -- shows -- drugs and booze -- works every time!"

"Lucky seven -- pay the little lady in the see though Burkah!"

My "Psych" tagline -"Solving Crime One Brain Fuck at a Time" "

The "characters welcome" network is welcoming Psych fans to take a shot a creating a tagline for the series upcoming seventh season.
Starting Nov. 30 through Dec. 23, Psych-Os can visit the Psych Tag iiit app on USANetwork.com or the show's Facebook page to submit, review and rank taglines. Users can insert their own tagline right onto the official season seven poster online, share their work in the "Psych gallery," and rate their favorites. The entries will be narrowed down to seven finalists – honoring the show’s seventh campaign that will contain its 100th episode - with the voting taking place from Dec. 31, 2012 through January 4, 2013; the fan favorite will be announced later that month.
Previous Psych taglines have included "To Predict and Serve," "Solving Crime is a Serious Business, Sort Of," and from season one, "Fake Psychic, Real Detectives."
USA’s current longest running show returns on Feb. 27 at 10 p.m. (ET).

Romney To be Circumsized before Starting Rabbinical Studies

am sure god punished me -and denied me the Presidency because of my weirdo beliefs

Having renounced his Mormon faith and being accepted as a Rabbinical Student in Israel he didn't realize he had to undergo circumcision -he said today in Jerusalem:

"Well i'm not gonna let a little pain stop me from becoming a Hebrew Rabbi and escaping from that fucked up Mormon Church where i was punished by Yahweh -the Hebrew God for being a Pagan and was denied the Presidency."

 

OH and when my dick heals i'm gonna get some hot Jewish pussy  - Ann was sweet but couldn't suck a cock worth shit!

Happy Hanuckah

 

"Love Cannot be Silenced" -digibandit lyrics

Love Cannot be Slenced by Ignorant Fucking Priests

BUT -let's put a cock in their mouths

To make them happy

And give them Cornhole Feasts

Lincoln should have made Southerners Slaves after the Civil War

Anyone who owned slaves should have been turned over to a group of blacks for five years - maybe then you wouldn't see Confederate Flags still hanging in the shithole redneck South -and highways and schools named after fuckers like Davis and lee.

Lincoln was a pussy for letting them get away with their slavemaster horrors and Grant was a racist and pulled the troops out of the South so the blacks could get fucked up the ass by whitey for another 50 years.

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Romney Converting to Judaism -Renounces Mormon Faith

 I'm Changing my robe and becoming a Rabbi

 what can we do mitt this goymitt?

Romney is headed to Israel to study with The Great Rebbe Manachem Silver Schwartenbacher and stated today: "The Mormon Church is based on bullshit and THEIR gods couldn't even get a Mormon elected President -A Mormon who has dedicated his life to them and was so close -so close -so close."He then paused for a crying spasm)

Ann Romney held a press conference with her 20 children and 200 grandchildren and said:

"I have started divorce proceedings and my family will have NOTHING further to do with this Mormon Jew loving traitor"

wish i Could Write like Gail Collins of The NY Times

   Here's an excerpt fom her commentary today about the Obama/Romney lunch: - "Romney said nothing whatsoever about the invitation. Perhaps he’s reflected on his gifts for spontaneous comment since he told donors that Obama had won the votes of college-age women by offering them free contraceptives. Maybe he has decided never to speak in public again. But you do have to give him points for showing up for the lunch. He cannot be in a good mood. His lifetime dream is rubble. He got 47 percent of the vote. He’s working out of his kid’s office. Chris Christie is the most popular person in the nation.

As Romney’s SUV approached the White House grounds, police stopped a man who tried to reach for the car yelling “Mitt! Mitt!” It wasn’t clear what he had in mind. Perhaps he was an angry dog lover who still hasn’t gotten over the fact that Romney once drove to Canada with an Irish setter strapped to the car roof. Perhaps he was a disappointed fan, eager to discuss the Tea Party’s clever plan to resuscitate the Romney presidency by organizing a boycott of the Electoral College." 

Now that is brilliant satire spiked with ironic insight and humor - BUT - here's what i would have said :

Palestinian Observer Status Affords Clearer View of Israeli Development

Now that The Palestinians have won observer status from the anti-semitic UN member States The Palestinians can better 'OBSERVE" what will be an Israeli building boom in The West Bank.

where's my momma

These fuckers will never learn they have to get their OWN shit together before their lives will improve - schools - women's rights -just laws and institutions -economic development. -They need to nurture their kids and their kids mothers but instead they behave like  a pack of brainwashed regressive wolves!!!

65 years they have done shit! - Look at what the Jews have accomplished in that time -it's the Mad Mullahs preaching death instead of life  - progress and fairness - that has kept most Arab Muslims from achieving security and prosperity.

MTV announces "Buckwild Anal" Jersey Shore with Cornholing Rednecks

Jersey Boys Don't Turn me on Like Buck

Filling the void left by Jersey Shore on Thursday nights at 10p, MTV will debut a new reality series "Buckwild Anal" centered on nine young adult friends in a small town in West Virginia who live by the motto "Whatever happens to you're cornhole when your drunk and high, happens!"  MTV rolls out the new series January 3 at 10p and following the premiere, the network will air two back-to-back half-hour episodes each week from 10-11p.  

 "Buckwild Anal" follows the friends as they fight, drink, four-wheel, dive in mud puddles ,cornhole each other and barn Animals and overall tear things up." said Chucky Schlockmeister head of MTV alternative programming.

 Better than The Jersey Shore!

He concluded "hey we know our audience -and this is the kind of shit they lap up like hogs in heat." 

phto caption contest -Winner gets to Ride on top of Mitts car

Great lunch Mitty Now go home and Cry some more -oh and send my best to BatFace Ryan

 

Obama Offers Romney Job as Mormon Adviser - Romney Rejects Offer

 I'm no Mormon Lackey for that Nigga

The President over lunch with failed candidate Romney offered him a job as Head of Understanding Strange Religions and Customs - to which Romney allegedly told  his wife later:

"I'm no lackey for that nigga in the White House! -maybe i should just be The White House pool boy?"

The president was pissed off after being rebuffed in his offer and announced:

"Hey - first of all those Mormons are a strange and powerful group - a bit kooky BUT i would like to get a better handle on them strange white folks out there in the Desert who seem to be smokin something the rest of us ain't -hahaha!"

He continued: "oh -and it isn't like anyone else is standin around throwing jobs at this guy after he tries two suicide attempts and one by eating money -I mean -what's he gonna do next? -commit suicide by eating Caviar -hahaha? -only kidding folks - i wish him nothin but the best."

"And his wife too"

Women Should Be Put In The Front Lines Of Combat

Four military servicewomen, who all served tours in Afghanistan or Iraq, filed a federal lawsuit in San Francisco on Tuesday seeking to end the Pentagon’s ban on women serving in direct combat jobs. AND OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY - is it about time!

I have only a few requirements:

 i don't even need a gun

First -  only the cuntiest women are chosen from the ranks - 62% of ALL females  have been making normal folks life miserable since Eve and these cunts would make the best warriors.

 she died a hero -hahahahahahaha!

Second . -only married women because then when they are killed at least some guy will get a break.

 SO Simple and Obvious -  So let's forge ahead on this

ABC launches "Cunt Trophy Wife"

ABC's  pilot  "Cunt Trophy Wife" cast Natalie Morales (White Collar) to play Meg, a hard-partying and promiscuous woman who always is on the lookout for a rich eligible guy.  Morales joins Bradley Whitford and Malin Ackerman in the single-camera comedy from Private Practice's Emily Halpern and SuperNews' Sarah Haskins.

Casting Call -Fox Will turn Tacky Women into Sex Animals

 help me

 i'll suck your cock right off your nutsack

Casting Call: A new TV pilot For Fox reality TV is seeking tacky women (who appear to be 25-35 years old) who are in desperate need of lessons in sophistication and who want to learn how to give great oral and anal sex.  The production is looking for women in the NYC area whose look and character can use a makeover and an intervention from other ladies who can teach her how to dress and how to act and perform like a high paid whore.  Nominate your mother, sister, aunt or friend and send an email to: makeoverneededplease@gmail.com and include a description of the woman and their story.