Mitt Romney Released from Mental Hospital - BUT

Ann Romney stated: "We picked him up and at first he seemed calmer and more focused after the lobotomy BUT...'

"There was a report on the radio and as soon as he heard O'Bama speaking he started screaming and he tried to choke the limo driver  and then he removed his pants and started to jerk off!"

Mrs Romney went on;  "This is the last straw for us - the family has all agreed that he needs to be sent to The Mormon Home for The Criminally Insane"

She concluded: - "To tell you the truth -  am beginning to believe that all these Mormons are as wacko as their founder Joseph (the magician) Smith -they certainly look a like!"

Romney with a wig

Why Men's Ball Are Shrinking

Why Are Men's  Balls Shrinking?

There you have it!

Constant and Unrelenting Ballbusting from Frustrated Women 

 

Death By ballsqueeze - In China

According to witnesses talking to China News 24, the woman was riding a scooter and tried to park it in front of the man's shop. She was going to pick up her son, who attends the elementary school in that neighborhood.
The man went out of the shop and told her that she couldn't park her scooter there. She protested and a the shouting match started. After a while they started to fight physically. The woman called her husband and brother, who came to the scene. But things got a lot worse than just a few smacks here and there: the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them so hard and long that the man shutdown. He collapsed on the ground out of the pain and, worse, he was dead. Yes, people. dead by ballsqueeze.

BUT -Dr Moishe Pipick world acclaimed expert on ball shrinkage -said:

"While ballsqueeze is horrific and will kill you -it is the slow and unrelenting ballbreaking by modern cuntyism that is taking the most devastating toll on men. "
 

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Chinese say "Puppies belong in RICE Bowl NOT on TV

Chinese Angry at Puppy Bowl - "Puppies should be eaten in a RICE Bowl

 Puppies are Nutritous and Tasty

Chinese leaders were livid today because they said they have so many starving children and here we are in America making a big show out of Puppies in "The Puppy  Bowl"

They stated 'Puppies should be cooked and eaten in a RICE Bowl

The Founding Fathers Are laughing at Gun Nuts and The NRA

Founding Fathers Would laugh Their Asses Off at NRA Loonies

The Second Amendment allowed for state militias on the cheap, by using citizens arms. It also was a counter balance to the power of the federal government. But the Second Amendment has been an anachronism for over 150 years. State Militias , now known as the National Guard, issue arms to its members. In addition, the most significant arms in the modern military include fighter jets, misiles, artillery, heavy weapons and such, not the kind of things most parents want floating around the neighborhood. To allow anyone to own such arms by right is completely uncivilized and not the kind of world most sane people would want to raise a family in.   - SO

Everyone should be able to hunt and satisfy those atavistic and regressive tendencies - and/or protect his home -BUT all this gun worship psychopathy  

by weak minded males who worship guns as adult toys and think they are standing by in case our government goes berserk is fucking ridiculous -it just creates a Cowboy Macho Culture awash in weapons that does not protect life -it destroys life and all the statistics support that.

9 Million Folks World Wide Had Anal Sex During SuperBowl

Moishe Pipick president of Cultural Research at The Institute for The Study of Anal Sex in Berne ,Switzerland announced today:

"Men and Women all over the globe love to cornhole each other while watching football AND this year was a new record with the Chinese and Indians jumping heavily onboard" (oops a pun)

He continued - "also  the number of Priests and Mullahs butt fucking each other has reached a new high with the Mosques edging out the Vatican this year for the first time since we began keeping records in 1897."

 i'm getting turned on bro

Dr. Pipick concluded: " The blackout in New Orleans contributed to the increase this year and also we have to adjust for all the rednecks in America -especially Louisiana who were fucking their barn animals which is a steadily increasing trend during the Super Bowl."

Mccain had to be Fucking Palin

Or he should go down in history as the biggest asshole in the history of congress

tell me John -you WERE fucking her! -Right?

Mexican Vigilantes/Banditos Fight back Against Drug Gangs

Vigilantes who have taken up arms against drug gangs and criminals in the southern state of Guerrero announced Thursday that they would hold trials for 50 men and 3 women whom they had detained in improvised jails. The detainees are accused of offenses like kidnapping, extortion and taking part in organized crime. 

Villagers set up armed patrols and roadblocks in the township of Ayutla de los Libres almost one month ago to defend themselves against crime, saying the authorities had failed to ensure peace and safety. So far, the state government has tolerated but not formally recognized the self-defense squads. Bruno Plácido, the leader of the vigilantes’ movement, said the detainees would be given a trial by an assembly of villagers, possibly beginning next week.

Wayne (The Weasel) LaPierre is The Perfect NRA Messenger - An Angry Moron

 

Shortly before the Oklahoma City bombing, LaPierre wrote a fundraising letter describing federal agents as "jack-booted government thugs" who wear "Nazi bucket helmets and black storm trooper uniforms".^[3] Former president George H. W. Bush was so outraged by the letter that he resigned his NRA life membership.^[4] In response to growing criticism, LaPierre apologised, saying he didn't intend to "paint all federal law-enforcement officials with the same broad brush".^[5] In 2000 LaPierre said President Bill Clinton tolerated a certain amount of violence and killing to strengthen the case for gun control and to score points for his party.^[6] Clinton White House spokesman Joe Lockhart called it "really sick rhetoric, and it should be repudiated by anyone who hears it"

Hasidick Jews - The Brooklyn Taliban

 NYTimes Today "The Brooklyn shopkeeper was already home for the night when her phone rang: a man who said he was from a neighborhood “modesty committee” was concerned that the mannequins in her store’s window, used to display women’s clothing, might inadvertently arouse passing men and boys."

hey -don't include me with those fucks!

 christian Evangelist morons

Different clothes - Same brainwashed fascist repressive - blind rage and anger  and sin consumed semi human beings!

Created by their Parents -not some god!

brainwashing is a crime

A Golden Digital Age for Women

SO what options did she have in the good old Pre Facebook Agrarian Ages of yore? 

They were culled from the burg she lived in and maybe from the next village over, so that her total population of potential suitors — men in an acceptable age range, with discernible pulses and a majority of their limbs — was five if she was lucky, three if the burg had just emerged from a period of savage smallpox. 

And while her eye might be drawn to the lad with the least rotted teeth, Ma and Pa knew better, not so much nudging as commanding her toward the one whose family had the most livestock. They understood that meat, not mirth, would sustain her and her brood over the harsh winters to come, and that love meant never having to say you’re hungry.

Iran Breeds" Mullah Monkeys" for Space Flight Test

  Albert II, a Rhesus Monkey, became the first monkey in space on June 14, 1949, in a U.S.-launched V2,. Numerous monkeys of several species were flown by the U.S. in the 1950s and 1960s. Monkeys were implanted with sensors to measure vital signs, and many were under anesthesia during launch. Way back in 1983 the Russians sent a Monkey into Space

 And Now Finally - Press TV quoted the director of the Iran Space Agency, Hamid Fazeli, as saying earlier this month that “because of biological differences between Normal Humans and Muslims we needed Muslim Monkeys for the space mission. - not African Monkeys and it took a very long time to breed them -we had to interbreed African Monkeys with Mullahs.” 

WOWEE no shit Hamid -you are a weebit late!

He also forecast that Iran would send a mullah into space within the “next five to eight years,”

Paul Ryan Is Marty Feldman's Twin Brother

What Hump?

Oh -and if you tried to follow his bullshit ravings on Sunday's Meet the Press you know how lucky we all are to have escaped from a 'Humped" White House with Mitty and Marty and all those rich right wing Evangelist redneck gun toting morons (and Mormons)

Study say's 50% of ALL men Are Queer 0r Bisexual

Dr. Moishe Pipick head of The World Wide Institute for Social Sciences -headquartered in Berne, Switzerland - announced today:

"Men are rushing out of their closets in a homo rampage now that the stigma of being a fag has ended! Not only does this study prove that 50% of ALL men worldwide are queer or bi-sexual IT ALSO indicated that an even greater percentage fit into one of the LGBT categories of sexual preferences."

Dr. Pipick went on; "AND our research further shows that queer men are happier and better adjusted and more successful without having women ball breakers around!"

The Dr. concluded;"it's ironic that feminism which led to post feminist ball breaking has allowed men to attain their true natural state of gender contentment and fulfillment."

NRA says "Rocket Launchers Needed For Home Protection"

NRA Seeks Approval For Home Rocket Launchers and Machine Guns in Churches

NRA President David ( ambush dave) Keene has fired up (oops) his membership with the goal of getting congressional approval for private Rocket launcher ownership  -he said:

"We Gun Owners are empowered by the constitution to  form  armed militias BUT back during the Revolution you  only had to protect yourself from muzzle loading muskets and some cannon - BUT NOW - if some gang banger comes at us with an Uzi in an armor plated SUV -or The Government rolls in - or the Illegals or Jews throws armored vehicles against us:

 Wayne and Elmo La Pierre -NRA Executives

"We need heavy firepower to protect our loved ones -AND I'm not asking for private air or naval neighborhood defenses (yet ha ha) BUT-We sure as shit need some Rocket Launchers! AND some mobile field artillery."

He concluded: "So let your pinko gun hating representatives know that they will face a tsunami of NRAPAC moola comin at em if they fuck with us on this one - and next year we are going forward with our plan to put a 50 caliber machine gun in every Church Tower and School in America with all white congregations and students."

"Stay alert!"

Welcome to the New FruitCake Nation - It IS Beautiful and Tasty

 WHERE DID ALL THE NORMAL WHITE PEOPLE GO MITTENS??

John Baynor is thinking "What in the fuck is going on? -Will someone kill these fucking fruitcakes please!" -But it's WAY beyond that Johnny Boy! - Welcome to the new and emerging "Fruitcake nation" -this new delicious cake has Mexicans and Asians and LGBT et al. -and all kinds of new arrivals  and your old despised enemies -the Kikes and Niggers baked right in and it's an assortment of exotic and powerful ingredients BUT guess what?  -The original of all Fruitcakes is stale as an Evangelist's asshole AND IT'S NO LONGER AT THE BUFFET -You remember it? -Yep The Republican White Male Club -The GOP.

 

That's Progress Johnny boyo -that's why they call us Progressive

The Child Porno Biz Should Make Us Want To Cry and Puke

 Help Me Please

Using a tool developed at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, in 2009, police have logged close to 22 million public I.P. addresses offering child-pornography pictures or videos via peer-to-peer file sharing, which allows users to download content from one computer to another; almost 10 million of the I.P. addresses were located in the United States

¶ Until the 1970s, magazines with titles like Lolita were rife with sexual images of minors and routinely sold alongside adult pornography at red-light bookstores. In 1978, Congress made child pornography illegal, and four years later, the Supreme Court upheld a state law banning its sale. The court’s decision changed the market along with the law. “The commercial distributors started to go out of business,” said Kenneth Lanning, a retired F.B.I. agent who consulted on child pornography cases for decades. For a time, distribution and production plummeted. But then came the Internet. By the mid- to late 1990s, Lanning said, “there was a way for people seeking it to find each other and send images.”

¶ A decade later, the Justice Department interviewed veteran experts like Lanning for a 2010 report, and concluded that “the market — in terms of numbers of offenders, images and victims” — was growing to a degree described as “overwhelming” and “exponential.” In the early-Web year of 1994, only 61 defendants were sentenced in federal court for child-pornography offenses; in 2011, 1,880 were, a 30-fold increase. The federal definition of child pornography extends to young people up to age 18, but the 2010 report noted that it had become more common for images to involve young children, as well as violence and sadism.

¶ Precise numbers of child-pornography viewers are hard to come by. Unicef estimates that there are at least hundreds of thousands of Web sites with child pornography worldwide. Child-pornography consumers are even more likely to swap with one another via hidden networks. . Many of the users shared only a single illegal image, perhaps downloaded inadvertently, but others offered collections of hundreds or thousands of pictures.

¶ To gain access to a group of downloaders, a recent arrival may have to prove himself by delivering new material. Often this involves digitally altering an existing image, but in some cases, it can also mean seducing children to create new pictures to trade. The most desired series zoom around the Internet. “A lot of these guys have a collector’s mentality,” Lanning said. The pictures Nicole’s father took became must-haves and went viral.

¶ For Nicole, knowing that her photos were circulating was an unrelenting burden. It was hard to concentrate at school and hard to forge new friendships. She stayed close to just a few friends from her church. Her family is deeply Christian — “I’ve found comfort in my faith,” she says — and she was home-schooled for a few years as a younger child. Her friends from church were the only ones she told about her father. “Everyone else I held at arm’s length,” she told me when we met this summer at her lawyer’s office. Nicole speaks deliberately and carefully, and on that day she was wearing an outfit that matched her coral nail polish and perfectly applied makeup. “But other kids found out after my father was charged. I remember walking down the hallways and thinking I could hear people saying, ‘There’s the girl who was raped by her dad.’ ”

Manti Te'o - Hawaiian Jerk - In love with a Doggy Image

I mean if you are stupid enough to fall for an online image try something like this hottie above -not this dog below who he never even fucked

She's the face behind the Notre Dame hoax - Diane O’Meara said her online pictures were used to create a woman who never existed - Lennay Kekua.

Kekua was the woman who Notre Dame football star Manti Te'o said for months--he was in love with.

During his run for the Heisman trophy, Te'o spoke openly of his girlfriend who he says died of leukemia the same day he lost his grandmother.

A story he shared with the nation for months.

But last week the story broke.

Kekua never existed and Te'o said he's the victim of an elaborate hoax.

 Hawaiians are not the smartest nuts in the Forest

He now admits never met Kekua, only communicated with her online and over the phone.

Diane O’Meara said identity was stolen and Kekua was created by a man.

Roniaiah Tuiasosopo and O’Meara went to high school together and were Facebook friends.

Tuiasosopo has avoided the press and declined to comment.

O’Meara said she has no idea why her pictures were used in the so-called hoax.

Read more: http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/sports/12009656336357/woman-at-center-of-manti-te-o-hoax-speaks-out/#ixzz2J1GBetY9