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Monday, June 22, 2015

St.Paul is a Distant Relative of Rue Paul

Ever wonder why archtetypes in western thought like - Eve, Sarah, Hagar, Esther -Heroic Jewish women of the old testament - have no similar role models in the Christian Bible?

 St Paul shoulda come out the closet and saved a lot of strife!


Well -let's look at Gay St. Paul ( ancient relative of famous transgender Rue Paul)

"The war that went on between what he desired with his mind and what he desired with his body, his drivenness to a legalistic religion of control, his fear when that system was threatened, his attitude toward women, his refusal to seek marriage as an outlet for his passion -- nothing else accounts for this data as well as the possibility that Paul was gay."

 Relaltive of Rue Paul
SO what we have is the architect of The catholic Church as a frustrated gay bashing self hating gay man  building gay bashing and mysogeny into The Bible


"To me it is a beautiful idea that a homosexual male, scorned then as well as now, living with both the self-judgment and the social judgments that a fearful society has so often and unknowingly pronounced upon the very being of some of its citizens, could nonetheless, not in spite of this but because of this, be the one who would define grace for the Christian people. 

Grace was the love of God, an unconditional love, that loved Paul just as he was. A rigidly controlled gay male, I believe, taught the Christian church what the love of God means and what, therefore, Christ means as God's agent. Finally, it was a gay male, tortured and rejected, who came to understand what resurrection means as God's vindicating act."
-- Michael Grant

Here;s What The White Supremacists Are Proud Of


their shit jobs -their obesity and lousy sex lives -their guns -their alcoholism -their lack of education -their alcoholism and drug abuse -their abuse of women and children -their rural poverty -and their hate and anger



 Yup -That's what we stand for




"In recent years, extremists have distilled the notion of white genocide to “the mantra,” parts of which show up on billboards throughout the South, as well as in Internet chat rooms. It proclaims “Diversity = White Genocide” and “Diversity Means Chasing Down the Last White Person,” blaming multiculturalism for undermining the “white race.” The white nationalist American Freedom Party has made the mantra’sauthor, a segregationist from South Carolina named Robert Whitaker, its vice-presidential candidate in 2016."

The Onion With Balls





the onion with balls

  rabelasian vulgarity - irony -satire - dystopian - risible commentary - 


The Golden Stool "do unto others if you are not full of shit" what Jesus really said.

Gun Nut Confession Says It All about These Sad men


Men Like Putin Love Wealth and Power and Eat Sheep for Breakfast!



The sheeply apologists for Russian aggression bleat about why we should care about Ukraine and the Baltic States and shoreing up NATO!

Maybe if they lived for half a century under fascist domination by The USSR and now next to a Russia led by a bellicose sabre rattling ex KBG tyrant who dreams of past Russian Glory, they might understand?

The only broadly humanistic thing that civilization has ever produced is Democracy, and those who we helped to truly attain that freedom deserve our help or we are all doomed to the shifting caprices of a  heavily armed defective men motivated only by by greed and power. 


Saturday, June 20, 2015

"Dylan Roof should face a Firing Squad Comprised of Kids!" says South Carolina Governor


Nicki Haley the redneck Governor of America's most backward state said today:

"We want to send a message! We want our kids to know about the effects of violence and discrimination against religion!"

"We also think they should see a live fire demonstration of what a bullet can do to flesh and bones AND SO we are recommending that Dylan Booth be shot and killed by South Carolina's finest youngsters!"

"We will select them based on a State Wide shooting contest!"
Amen


America is headed IN the Right Direction - The Defectives Are Isolated!



We now have almost all the regressive assholes living within the boundaries of a specific region!

Do not be aggravated about their Bronze Age  regressive bullshit and the the morons they elect -It's a waste of time and energy.

They have never and will never change and fortunately they are dying at a higher rate than the more enlightened  are.

Smoking and Obesity and Gun Violence and Booze and Drugs will slowly but surely send them to the dustbin of History.

Meanwhile just keep The Blue State thing rolling along and just ignore these assholes!



Hitler and Stalin Would Have Loved Fox News



Boycott Fox news sponsors and join in the fight to eliminate them!
People are tired of the lies and deceit of Fox News. The right-wing propaganda mill that has been rated truthful only 11% of the time has managed to dominate the cable news ratings without offering a shred of anything newsworthy for years.

JOIN the Fight!















Friday, June 19, 2015

Bernie Mania and The End of Bullshit as Truth






Folks are in shock! They're hearing honesty for the first time!

 It might cause strokes as it reverberates through a land of complete bullshit! 

Nothing will make sense! 

 At first They'll think it's all a lie because they only know bullshit.

This is gonna be very traumatic!

What;s this old Jew saying?

Could he be right????

They'll think it's all a lie at first BUT will wonder??? 

What if we've been bullshitted all along??

 Now  they only know bullshit and think THAT is the Truth!

 They'll wonder some more!

Is this some new kind of truth and bullshit is bullshit????

This is gonna be very traumatic!

Folks will be pissed!!!

The Bullshitters will try more and better bullshit!

The revolution will begin!

Carpe Diem and The Search for The Clitoris

 AND now everyone is looking for meaning. 

Boo hoo hoo why am i here boo hoo? 


Why am i not fulfilled boo hoo? 


Why does my wife have a dick and not me? 

boo hoo hoo. 


I'm not on the right path boohoohoo? -


Get some fcking Carpe Diem going will  you?


You! weak assholes!



Dylan Roof's Cornholed Future -As Some Psychopaths Bitch!



 Please No More

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Putin may be right about our shit culture!


America is a country with at least 35% of it's citizens completely dependent on drugs and or booze - mostly ignorant angry christians who spend 40% of their lives in front of a screen -shit parents -pampered and undirected and unmentored children on adderall -25% of the entire population suffering from a recognized mental illness - resources controlled and restricted by the top one % AND drowning in GUNS with not even minimal intelligent and reasonable controls. on them.

Dylann Roof




The only reason we manage to exist is because of the 20% of the people who have prospered on a humanitarian and intellectual level and/or creative level who  enrich and stabilize our society, which is in  a serious state of deterioration, with their talent and energy and good will!

These folks are so far from the backwardness of muchof America today that it is truly scary!


Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Voting For Schmucks By Red State Bible Belting Idiots -They Get What The DESERVE!




dave nelson

 CA 
All the actions you identify (article below) as central to a future society which promotes general well being are doable with an electorate demanding leadership from competent leaders.
What we have instead is a red state electorate who want to elect leaders that are no more competent than themselves -limited in knowledge perspective clarity and worldview.
Their outlook is further poisoned by the exploiters - Oligarchs who exploit their fears along with Fox News and Religious Demagogues .
Money (Koch Bros) - Mass Media indoctrination (Fox) and Superstition (The Pulpit) work like a witches brew to insure that the GOP base vote against their very own interests and select incompetent political leaders who would not be elected Dog Catcher in a Blue State!











Tuesday, June 16, 2015

NAACP Should Adopt a "Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy" For White Members Who can Pass



Hey -If you are a white person who identifies as black AND can pass asblack then join the NAACP

Just keep it on the quiet and hope you don;t get ratted out like Rachel Dolezal by your white trash relatives and then join the Brothers and Sisters in achieving mutual objectives.


The NAACP should immediately learn a lesson from our Military when they adopted don't ask don't tell as a way to ultimately achieve full open acceptance.

Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner to Auction Bruce Jenner's Balls - Says Christies

Myron Clapper -Head of Christies Unique Auctions Division announced today;

"We have completed negotiations with Caitlyn Jenner for the exclusive rights to auction the testicles of his former self -Bruce Jenner."

Caitlyn said at a press conference at The Four Seasons Restaurant in NYC today:

"My former balls will be auctioned and with the enormous worldwide demand for what Christies calls these "Jewels of My Former Manhood" approaching records not seen since one of Angela Jolie's breasts sold for 80 million  - I could no longer resist their entreaties!"

The auction will be carried live on TLC as a part of their latest commitment to deep learning AND The 'Jewels" will be on display for two weeks ate their corporate headquarters in Shitsville ,South carolina.

Monday, June 01, 2015

TLC announces  " I Screwed a Woman Before She/He became a Man!" and/or "I Screwed a Man Before He/She Became a Woman "



Myron Schlocker head of learning for TLC announced today at The TLC Learning Institute:


"We know there are many men and women out there who are seriously conflicted about having had sexual relations with what they thought were Men and/or Women who turned out to be the opposite of what they thought were Men and/or Women and probably think their might be something wrong with THEM!

He concluded "Soooooo we are gonna meet these folks and with and through group therapy try and bring some clarity to this important issue and make another great program about LEARNING!"

And like we always say around here; "TLC -where morons go to learn AND The learning never stops!

Friday, May 29, 2015

Fox Reality "Are Black Teenagers Smarter Than a Chinese Baby?"


 Black Teens are Morons!

 wassup ?

Mike (the midget) Darnell head of Fox TV programming has announced a follow up show to it's hugely successful "Are You Smarter Than A Five Year Old?"
"Are Black Teens Smarter Than Chink Babies?" follows on the heels of a new report from The National Education Institute which revealed that the math and reading skills of black American teenagers is at the Chinese pre- school level." 

Doctor Moishe Pipick of the NEI said : "Chinese babies are significantly smarter than American teenagers and gaining rapidly on American adults --especially minorities." He went on,"American's are fast losing their ability to reason.Only ten percent read books or thoughtful periodicals or even engage in meaningful dialogue -- there lives are like a shitty sitcom."

He continued; "Our study shows conclusively that within ten years --black teenagers will be less intelligent than the grey parrot and that the average American's problem solving ability will be at the level of a three year old Chinese -- or five year old Indian child."
 So -Who should be in cages?

Dr Pipick concluded: "The only exception was among Jewish kids who are smarter than The Chinks and tied with Gooks and Dotheads"

Friday, May 22, 2015

THE Answer to Stop White Trash Christians from Breeding




Multi-millionaire religious "guru" Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh persuaded around 400 of his estimated 50 million followers worldwide to cut off their own testicles to "bring them closer to God".
 We now need The Koch bros. to step up and encourage defective Bible Belting males to neuter themselves for jesus!

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Hey Jew haters -The Jews Can Take care of Themselves Now!

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/22/opinion/roger-cohen-buried-truths-about-nazi-mass-murder-and-the-allied-victory.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=opinion-c-col-left-region&region=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region



The Islamists will call it a fabrication!
The Euro Jew haters will snicker and say "they got what they deserve!"
The college campus' will ring with chants of moral relativism and "Boycott Israel"! (Not Hamas or Hezbollah terrorists)
The Vatican after two thousand years of prodding the rabble to extinguish the Jews (those Christ killers) and aiding and abetting the cream of the Nazi SS war criminals --will of course be horiffied as they sip tea with Mohammad Abbass and Hamas.
AND -that's why we have fortress Israel AND if it goes down? The Jews will take plenty of their haters along with them -this time!
Plenty!

Sunday, May 17, 2015

It's Good to be The King


"Income" as we knew it has been redefined as it relates to the rich.

It's not about money but about whether you can buy a Gulf Stream or spend tens of millions on real estate and art and exotic pleasures.\

There's so many rich people now that it's about getting into "The Wealthy" side of the ledger that matters. Into that new top tier that distinguishes you from the 'Common 'RICH"

Merely rich folks don't feel "RICH" They feel relatively inferior to The "WEALTHY"

Being lower middle or middle class is a distant star to the merely rich under these relative circumstances as are the poor to the middle classes.

It's a whole new structure of relative happiness created by growing inequalities and cultural fragmentation at every societal level.

AND educational and health and general well being are dramatically impacted at every rung up and down the socio -economic ladder like NEVER before. So many goodies out there! A vast cornucopea of material and spiritual wonder! - IF you have the price of admission. 

The perfect recipe for vast anxiety and friction and cultural upheaval and of course political stasis.

The thing is to focus on the rich competents who are also progressives like Hillary as opposed to the rich selfish demagogues and populist regressive blatherers like almost all of The GOP.

Because if we do not initiate some kind of redistribution policies the carts will roll!