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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

the magic trump wall - the trumpanzeez will believe anything!


“We started building our Wall. I’m so proud of it. We started. We started. We have $1.6 billion and we’ve already started,”  lyin donny trump
tells the folks at his rallies.

Actually, the $1.6 billion was explicitly not for a Wall. Nothing’s started. 

He could just as soon tell his acolytes "It's built! It's the best wall ever built! Come take a look at It"

When they come and don't find it: "It's there -believe me it's there - it's so there it's amzing!"

No problem -Hannity will start some conspiracy theory about cloaking or something equally credulous for fox newsies.

McConnell and Graham will confirm they saw it!

Gingrich will supply commentary.


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/14/opinion/trump-wall-budget.html?comments#permid=29408640

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Finally! Trumpism explained! - The "Small Head" - Deplorables!

HEADS UP!  "as some humans also developed bigger brains, it became harder for a fetus’s skull to squeeze through that tight channel."

Which would account for the "fact" that conservative women have an easier time giving birth and making more small brained babies.

ADDED to that; religious conservatives also have less abortions hence they have a much higher pecentage of  stupid children.
It's "heads" up evidence which explains the appeal of trump to these "small heads

#science #brain #birth #conservatives
#birthcanal #pelvis #womensfashion
#headsup #trumpanzees🐵💩 #naturel

The End of The White Hater Assholes

There are roughly 35 million white - mostly well enough off christians - who are intrinsically without any core values beyond 'more" "more now" and  their xenophobia and racism "white people made this  country great" horseshit!  ---  AND ( boo hoo hoo) How they're being threatened by the "wimpy progressive policies of the libtards."


AND the majority of Americans are in shock that a dangerous imbecile has managed to figure out easy it was to get these mostly older white uneducated regressives to fall in love with him.   -  AND how easily the GOP capitulated if not rejoiced in his ascendancy


Forget all the meta psycho socio demo despair rhetoric about how this all happened!  -Keep it simple stupid!


Extreme capitalism married to a unified core of volk with no moral or ethical center was guaranteed to inevitably produce this kind of political nadir/dystopia.

The old white conservatives along with their demagogues in the
churches are right!

Their days ARE almost over.

The progressives WILL win !

 Hopefully? (charitably) The young and multi colored - The multi gendered - The educated elite -The new and progressive enlightened:

Will grant them a guaranteed living wage and universal health care in return for their guns. (as they slide into oblivion)

Saturday, September 29, 2018

more lesbians needed - fck Kavanaugh!

Today is a reminder that if homosexuality was a choice, there would be 2, maybe 3, straight women left after today.

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Vote the mothafucking GOP hater incompetent assholes out of office

Vote Democratic! - Stop getting cornholed!

Womens rights - fair taxation - education - environment - global warming  -science - living wages - racial and gender equality - internationalism - health care -fair immigration - consumer protection - workers voters rts - job training - infrastructure projects - children -ethics &competence vs dogma.

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

The road to"Happiness" NOT "Meaning" - THAT's The Quest!




  • Maximize mental and physical energy with enlightened study - work and exercise and art. (do your best)

    Eat and drink and sex and play well (but moderate)

    Be courageous and disciplined and truthful.

    Protect nature -Fight Fascists

    Endure suffering but feel free to end your "life" responsibly

    Life has ZERO metaphysical meaning -  BUT here's a practical definition for you:

    life
    līf/
    noun
    noun: life; noun: one's life; plural noun: one's lifes
    1. 1.
      the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
      "the origins of life"
      synonyms:existencebeinglivinganimationMore
      antonyms:deathnonexistence
      • living things and their activity.
        "some sort of life existed on Mars"
      • THAT'S the MEANING of life!
      • ps -if you're still questioning the "meaning" of life you have missed the point (or get a dictionary)

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Steven King Knew Trump was Coming -The Dead Zone


“Those morons out there? Shheh, I can take chicken fertilizer and sell it to ’em for caviar. I can make them eat dog food and they’ll think it’s steak ... You know what the public’s like? A cage full of guinea pigs."
Trump would say the tape was doctored and Fox News would confirm it.

The only thing that would end him - Like a stake through the heart of Dracula - Would be his (say) using a baby as a shield from an assassination attack as portrayed in Stephen Kings prescient book and movie - "The Dead Zone"
Trump IS Greg Stillson reincarnate!

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Don't Worry -Be Happy! -- In your Red State Shitholes



It's ok! All's well!
Living in a robin's egg blue state life is just honky dory!
We bluebirds just have to stop worrying about the folks outside our walls and their problems with abortion and civil rights and jobs and education and discrimination and immigration -and guns yadadadada - 
WELL THEN -they will just have to make their own political changes or move in with us - the door is always open.
BUT - IF you're happy where you are -the way things are - then - don't worry - be happy - as long as you can?


Saturday, February 10, 2018

The Cold Empty Reptile that is Donald Trump



THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I’m not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn’t care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There’s nothing he would die for — not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; 
Trump has no fairness or piety. He’s not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, “the common man,” veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. 

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 His Drs. got him a 4f because of his feet - lol


He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn’t care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he’s not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn’t—in a more secular key—even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel’s hand. Doesn’t even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn’t live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he’s very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?


Virginia Heffernan writes regularly for The New York Times. Her most recent book, Magic and Loss (Simon & Schuster), reveals the logic and 

Thursday, October 05, 2017

World's Most Drunken Village announced - PMC California

Pine Mountain Store Breaks Per Capita Alcohol Sales Record



The small store where the residents buy their alcohol is located in a very “lush”Mountain Valley 80 miles north of Los Angeles.

And the residents of PMC (as it is known locally) have now established their beautiful little village as – The “lushest” on the planet!

The Pine Mountain general Store -Which is really a liquor store (with some grocery and general merchandise trappings) -Has now sold more alcoholic beverages per capita than any similar retailer on the face of the Earth in 2017!

The World Lush Association ( “Lush” derived from “Lushkiavot” traced back to the ancient Evank tribes of Siberia and meaning “he who falls out of his sled”) - And which has maintained these drinking records since 1543 -Announced the results yesterday in Latka Siberia, a village about the size of PMC located 1,600 miles from Moscow in the former Gulag of The USSR.

Gregor Smirnoff -great great great grandson of the Smirnoff Distillery Company and current President of The WLA -Announced to a world wide group of liquor distributors in Latka's town Hall yesterday:

“ I know ths comes as quite a shock to all the residents of Latka AND Igor and Bushka lbzdfklamnsky, the owners of lbzdfklamnsky Grocery (the local liquor store) - Which has held “The Lushest Village in The World” title since dethroning the tiny village of Tullamore, in Ireland, in 1804.

He continued: “We don't know what is going on in this Pine Mountain Village in America – BUT- The World Lush Association (WLA)  - Tips its glass to the residents of what is now -officially – THE “Lushest” Village in the World”

Adnan Mohammed -The absentee landlord of The Pine Mountain general Store when contacted by satellite phone in Syria and informed of this great honor AND That a ten thousand pound bronze statue of of a peasant laying down drunk in the gutter in Shnozy ,Poland -Where the contest originated in 1132 -Was on it's way to Pine Mountain (via container ship) to his Now World Famous store!

Adnan replied: “I am a Muslim and do not condone drinking alcohol - BUT -Allah bless all the drunkards in Pine Mountain Club.California."

reported by dave nelson
10-5-17




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Monday, October 02, 2017

White Christian Trumpigs! - A tribe of scared losers!

IF
They get rid of every immigrant -Black and Jew -EVERY Gay and Trans and Liberal Progressive in their towns: EVERY Abortion and Planned Parenthood clinic and erect hundreds of Confederate Statues and dig more Coal Mines and Get more Guns:
They'll still be fcking broke and miserable and angry and scared - ONLY at themselves and their neighbors -LMFAO



Sunday, May 14, 2017

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Trump has an amazing asset! -He's a Carbon Copy of his followers!




His strength is a great one!

His emotional chaos - petty hatreds -lack of depth - insecurity - narcissism and complete lack of intellectual balance and rigor and his moral opacity:

IS a complete mirror image of around 30 million stupid americans who adore him and most of the GOP!



Friday, May 05, 2017

Every child that dies needing medications is a curse on all of us!

Cruelty 101
I don’t really care about theory, about which is the more efficient way to rein in costs, or to give families the most choices. To me, preserving the principle that people should not be punished for a fate they could not control seems fundamental.
At the end of the day, this is not about ideology. It’s about humanity.



Friday, April 28, 2017

The Complete Cold Empty SUB Human THAT IS Donald Trump




THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I’m not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn’t care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There’s nothing he would die for — not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He’s not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, “the common man,” veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn’t care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he’s not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn’t—in a more secular key—even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel’s hand. Doesn’t even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn’t live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he’s very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?


Virginia Heffernan writes regularly for The New York Times. Her most recent book, Magic and Loss (Simon & Schuster), reveals the logic and 

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Please -Become aware that you are mostly an Ignorant Asshole

If you have not studied a topic thoroughly -if you have no expertise or experience in the subject matter -if you do not have the ability to make a learned objective judgement about an issue or subject

  1. THEN
Shut the fuck up and listen to folks who know what the fuck they are talking about!

I mean it's like someone telling you how to clean your gun who has never cleaned a gun or an outhouse or never abused a child.


You know as much about climate science or anything complex basically as your fcking pet hamster.